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**** Growlers are large containers, most about 64 Oz but as large as 128 Oz, that keep your **** cold, carbonated, and leak proof. Many people take them to their local breweries to have them filled or fill them at home with bottles and cans from the fridge. They are great to take on outdoor...

What a dippy broad she is. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/12/20/lena-dunham-says-never-had-abortion-but-wish-had.html

I'm a big fan of the MyPillow.com MyPillow pillow and I also recently purchased one of those Ninja Coffee Systems and am enjoying great cups of morning coffee after a terrific night of *****. I am thinking about getting either one of those Copper Pans or the Titanium/Ceramic one. What are your...

Is it worth the $9.99 per month? There's a 3 month for $.99 trial offer that I think I'll try but I'd still like some other info. Seems to be a lotta stuffs on there.

Why can't they be nice girls and make that heart sign with their hands while showing off their cooter?

Papa John's has a special now offering a Medium 3 Topping Pan Pizza for only $10! Thinking like Ernie Banks I told the ****** let's get 2. Got Spicy Italian on both which is Pepperoni and Double Sausage. Sure was good. Way better than Pizza Hut and a little better than Domino's. I plan on...

I say Hell yeah! I got a thing for 60-plus year old Asian ladies lately. Imagine Mitch McConnell coming home and catching her sucking off two guys out by the pool and catching it at both ends. I bet he hides behind the curtain and gets a thrill watching.

I had like memory foams, I had feather pillows, and I'd always **** up with neck pain. After ******** with MyPillow I didn't **** up with the headaches. I was more aligned. Everything felt great. https://www.mypillow.com/ "YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN MIKE LINDELL IS TALKING!"

I nominate 60-something dirty China lady Kim Anh. I love her dirty, dirty videos.

It looks like a toasted marshmallow.

I woke up with a mild hangover from ******** like mad on Friday night. I fired up my new Ninja Coffee System and made myself a strong cup of coffee. Sure was good. Nice and strong without the bitter taste the KitchenMade was starting to give out. My Ninja Coffee System was formerly $199.99 at...

It was last night on the TV. I always thought they were the same person just using different names to get an extra paycheck. I admit I may have been wrong.

... The ****. https://www.yahoo.com/news/cubas-fidel-castro-defied-us-054955306.html?ref=gs

Just had Pizza Hut for the first time in ages. I got a large Meat Lovers with the stuffed cheese crust. I liked the meat toppings but that stuffed cheese crust gets real boring tasting after the first slice. The Domino's I've gotten several times lately has been much better. The crust was good...

Hatred is an emotion that requires focus, energy, and commitment. What or who do you truly ****? I **** those coffee stirrers that don't stir the sugar in my coffee adequately so I'm ****** to ask for a spoon. I **** that corny dabbing nonsense.

Name them, dammit! I have 2: Samurai Cop and the Possessed - Seven Churches album.

I'm a Honey-Nut Cheerios guy. I can eat that stuff every afternoon for breakfast and not get bored of it.

Not fair, people. The Taste Bros got me all hot and bothered about their Fiery Ultimate Chicken Sandwich.

Anna Kooiman - I would gargle her diarrhea

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I go to LA Fitness at the Westwood location. It's not the best LA Fitness but it's the closest to my house. The real reason I go there is it's by UCLA so it's Asian College Girl Heaven. I get plenty of jackoff material looking at all those cute smiling faces and beautiful hairless legs.

She must have beautiful, beautiful culo.

The nod, they clap, they wave signs, and they'd probably balance a ball on their nose if one were thrown out there. How do these glassy-eyed retards get chosen?

They don't really do this much or at all anymore but I used to **** the American Indian wrestlers. Hated Chief Jay Strongbow, The Youngbloods, and Tatanka. I would get pissed when they started doing that stupid war dance no-selling all their opponent's offense. The only exception was that I...

MLB: NY Yankees (I'm a LA Dodger fan) NFL: Can't really think of any teams I **** (I'm an Oakland Raider fan) NCAA Football: USC Trojans and Notre Dame Fighting Irish (I'm a UCLA Bruin fan) NBA: I don't really **** any teams but I smile when the LA Lakers lose even though I'm from LA NHL: I...

I'm a chronic and obsessive nose picker. When I'm out or company is over I get a strong desire to sneak a pick but I don't. As soon as the coast is clear and the people are gone I enjoy some "me time" and find a nice spot for some serious digging knowing a lot of boogers have collected since the...

Have Muslims turned Sweden into as much of a shithole as I've read about? Has it really become Europe's **** capital? Are police quitting in big numbers as well? There are too many sources to report. I'm not sure what to believe but if this is true what a shame. If this is true why would the...

Just watching her do the song for Sunday Night Football on NBC and couldn't take my eyes away from her inner thighs. Was lowering my head craning my neck hoping I could see her vaj under the short dress.

I think so. It's difficult to look at them the same way. I remember them being hot then they get themselves pregnant and then aren't presentable to be put on the TV. I don't want to think of them as being *******, just my personal object of desire that reads the news.

When was last time yoo doo the seckss?

That White Girl Dance she does is hot.

When was the first time you made sweet buttsex to a pretty lady?

Why does she think anyone cares about her dry eyes?

Macadamia Nuts are my favorite.

I am absolutely nutty for a lady's butthole especially nice, tight, bubble-gum pink, hairless buttholes. I love giving steamy rim jobs before doing the greasy buttsex.

I like the Jumbo Breakfast Platter at Jack In The Box but have to remember to ask them for butter because they don't automatically give you butter even though the Jumbo Breakfast Platter at Jack In The Box includes a tasty stack of mini pancakes that need butter on them or, at least, I prefer...

Which is better? I have a Sony 75" XBR850D that had a board problem and now need to exchange it for another set. Should I get a Samsung which I also read had problems occasionally or try my luck again with Sony? I really loved the Sony but was disappointed when the TV took a permanent dirt ***.

In LA, we got Pink's. Haven't been there for awhile but I mean to have a chili dog there soon. It's like the Tito's Tacos of hot dogs as there's always a long line no matter when you go. https://m.yelp.com/biz/pinks-hot-dogs-los-angeles-4

All totaled. Don't count women that you wish were dead. You can count women you had sex with that were dead at the time. I'm somewhere around a dozen and a baker's dozen when Lemon Drop buys the ****.

I would and have. It's an extra layer of naughty hotness. Milk my weasel and shake out the goop, grandma!

Heck no for me! I'll give her a peck on the forehead or a kiss on the cheek near her ear. I've been told that my goop tastes like anchovy paste and ladies have complained about getting acid reflux after eating it. Even if my goop tasted like Häagen-Dazs French Vanilla Ice Cream it's something...

Those Capital One Commercials get annoying after while.

... Or do you just pretend to like it to get paid for the scene?

... Or do you just pretend to like it to get paid for the scene?

I guess the go-to's here would be Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin who are 2 womens who like the sound of their own voice too much but are painful to listen to. Name some other shrill dingbats that would be impossible to be around for 5 minutes. I also vote for Fox News' Jessica Tarlov. Ever get...

I have a shaved head and I either keep my face clean shaven or grow a full beard. I look terrible with a mustache so I don't bother. I've always wanted to be able to grow an evil black mustache.

I **** up at around 11AM during the week and on the weekend too. I just finished my Breakfast bowl of Honey-Nut Cheerios and am working on my morning coffee now.

Went to Jersey Mike's for the first time today. Got 2 giant Italian Sandwiches made Mike's Way. Sure was good. Who else likes Jersey Mike's in this den of filth and perspiration? https://www.jerseymikes.com/