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Somebody pay him or threaten him? Haven't heard from that racist in a long time.

I feel really bad for Bob Beckell and hope he continues to receive the help he needs. https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/fox-news-drops-five-co-192958879.html

I love cleaning my ears with Q-Tips. If I hit the right spot my leg starts to shake like a dog's would if you rubbed his doggie belly just right. If I could find that type of pleasure and arousal from brushing my teeth I might do that occasionally as well. Who else likes sodomizing their ears...

Imagine the shameless intolerance, ignorance, and the irony of it all. I guess Christians in America should not only turn the other cheek but bend over and spread both of them widely. And I thought Obama supporters were suckers...

I think it's really inappropriate. She objectifies herself in the ad but sneakily personalizes herself when you get there. Almost a bait and switch as far as I'm concerned. Pay toilets don't have families, just acquaintances that make occasional deposits.

RIP Nature Boy http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/590021-buddy-landel-passes-away

I used to think it was Charles Bronson who was a 163 lb 3 oz 48 year old baby but Lee Marvin and James Coburn were both older. Max Von Sydow, though, was 83 years old on the day he was born. His ****** must have been significantly younger considering how unusual it would be if she wasn't.

I am and relish the opportunity to tell someone, "I told you so!" I berate them, rub it in, and hold that **** over their head as long as I can. Feels good.

I admit to using 2 hookers' toothbrushes but I was a regular and used really hot water first to **** some germs. They haven't kicked yet so I must be OK.

Have you seen him lately? He used to be all over the place.

I saw this thing years ago and enjoyed it. All roads lead to the same destination with Kelsey hopefully eating a burrito in the end. Anybody remember it?

Still on the loose. http://news.yahoo.com/manhunt-escaped-killers-shifts-possible-sighting-054933199.html

I don't. I have but so rarely I really do not. I vote "no".

I'm good for about 3-4 dumps a day. Sometimes I go when I don't have to go too bad but just want an excuse to play more Tetris.

I like me some Häagen-Dazs, either Rocky Road or Chocolate Chocolate Chip. I like their bars also. Häagen-Dazs; sure is good.

I've been fired more times than I can count. For various reasons most often involving ********, *****, or stealing. I got fired for being late at this one job but that was not the real reason. My manager hated me because I would emasculate him with little fella jokes in front of the gym staff...

Do you prefer a coffee refill when your cup is completely empty or would you rather have the waitress top it off whenever she passes by? For me, I wait until it's empty so I can have the exact amount of cream and sugars I want. I would guess that if you like your coffee black you would raise...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/06/18/police-respond-to-shooting-at-sc-church/

Calling Joyce Mitchell a dippy broad almost seems like a besmirchment to regular, garden variety dippy broads. New York prison employee in custody, to be arraigned

Aging game show host creep me out like clowns do for other people.

I'm about a 3 or 3 1/2. I live and drive in LA. I'm polite about allowing people into my lane and wave "thank you" when they let me in. However I am guilty of using my GMC Truck to herd idiots on the 405 & 5 becoming a bit of a bully at times. I don't yell or use profane language toward other...

Bad, good, and indifferent all at once. Also pretty good. "She... ah... he... how you say? Ahhhhh... yes...no?

Will E Wishing Folks In Maryland To Be ******** The Crap Out Of(Including Innocent Women & ********) What's the deal? I musta been ******** or *********** for some other reason when the actual deal went down.

I just wanted to know because I see it's 10 O'clock and I just opened a 2 Liter bottle of Cactus Cooler and wanted to know how flat it will be if I ***** it with dinner tomorrow night.

What do you like better?

I didn't say it but Suge Knight did on the Howard Stern. What's the deal though?

I'm not sure what a Challenging Woman is exactly but she doesn't sound pleasant. Probably a little uppity and extends her period as long as she can and sees how much of your money she can waste on bullshit. Give me a nice, cute sweetie pie who don't say much but smiles a lot and is low maintenance.

You guys check massage parlors on Yelp? The reviews aren't as graphic but the ones from broads getting refused service can be fun. http://www.yelp.com/biz/sun-massage-santa-monica

I found out he goes to Church but on Saturdays. "GOTCHA!"

Poland is an obvious one with Behemoth, Vader, Graveland, and a few others. Looking for some good Metal whether it be Heavy Metal. Power Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, Doom Metal, or Thrash Metal. Here's Nokturnal Mortum from Ukraine.

Who's better?

I become more of a skeptic about this by the day. Do you people actually know anyone from Delaware? Joe Biden claims to be but he claims lots of things that end up not true. I used to work with a gal who tried to convince me she was from there too. I asked her when she left Delaware if she...

Why when somebody yawns do I and other people also yawn? Is the sight of someone yawning suggestive to our brains or is there something gassy secreted from the mouth that gets into our system causing us to yawn?

I don't even need to hear it or see it. Even when I approach a water faucet with the intention of turning it on I can feel my back teeth floating. I run to the can barely getting my pants down past my wiener before the red hot **** starts spouting out.

I thought Bill was the one funny guy on the show. I was watching once and he referred to Congressman Peter King as a douchebag. Greg Gutfeld went "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh???", looking like he was trying to save his buddy from getting into trouble for attacking a Republican Congressman. I didn't see...

Getting about time for me to buy a new computer to replace my big tower Dell XPS 8300. The Dell is a good computer but old enough to be replaced. I'd like to get a laptop and am considering either an Apple MacBook or a good PC. I could either buy a $2000-2500 Macbook or something significantly...

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/dennis-hastert-scandal/story?id=31443570

Which fast food place is the most sucky of all? When I lived in Austin, Texas I worked at a place called The Back Room over on Riverside east of 35. Long John Silver's was across the street. I only ate there because it was across the street. Was the worst, dry fish with either bad flavor or no...

Doesn't seem like he has any deal now so what was his deal? He hasn't worked since 2012.

Happy National Hamburger Day. Looky. https://www.yahoo.com/food/surprise-winner-in-fast-food-hamburger-taste-test-120041277486.html "Hey you..."

Apples are OK but I like Oranges way better.

I'll start. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bill Clinton

Lately I've seen enough T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers that say things like Haters Gonna **** and it seemed strange in the context they were projecting. Looked like they were baiting people to be jealous wanting them to believe they had something they wanted others to covet. At best, I would think...

Tonight I went to my friendly neighborhood McDonald's and got the #4 Double Quarter Pounder w/cheese Meal, Largest Size, with a Coca-Cola and Fries. The Double Quarter Pounder w/cheese is a fine, fine sandwich. $8.15

Fall in line, Catholics... http://news.yahoo.com/vatican-recognizes-state-palestine-treaty-134319446.html

I'm just a regular fella and have no idea what the deal is. Several times I've visited hookers and they've run out to me wanting to have some Show & Tell with their Hello Kitty crap. Do the other hookers on this board worship Hello Kitty and spend all their money on Hello Kitty and Hello Kitty...

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/tom-brady-deflate-gate-162121409.html

I've always loved Black Pepper. My *** was the one I copied unscrewing the cap then carefully pour on the food. The other way is a pain and takes too long. Anybody else unscrew the cap on Black Pepper to use it at a restaurant?

One of the things I pride myself in is how much I can stink up the bathroom after pinching off a loaf. I'm a regular straight fella who uses his butt to get rid of waste products and that's the only use I have for it. I was wondering if a gay fella would be so open to disparaging his own vagina...