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Funny, seems like every girl I ever met at a Maiden concert was named Vicky or Lisa, and they most likely loved to give head and take facials too. I'll vote but if you want to be really cool, get yourself a pair of Vans Iron Maiden hightops.

That's a good point. Where does it end? Do I have to pull over all summer long to check on every bug that has hit my windshield as I'm driving down the road? Or should I walk everywhere I go because I don't own a hybrid?

Snakes on a Plane was bad enough, now I gotta go watch Snakes on a Bus?

Bullshit. That's like saying "I quit because you're paying me too much." She's just trying to say that she's bored, and she's a whore.

Thank You.

Ain't about Obama, McCain or any of the other douchebags would be doing just as bad, he's just inherited a severely broken system that's been suffering from years of ***** by its legislative and judicial system. Pot smokers spend more time in prison then rapists, congress has their hands in...

Can't blame him there, she has a great rack. It's all in the name of art. No wait, he's one sick motherfucker. Well, then again, she seems to be adult age, she can decide to do whatever she wants. I wonder if she does interracial?

Yes! and if he is alive it is your responsibility to feed him a sandwich, give him your coat, and send a check to your government because they know how to spend your money much better than you do. And I scoff at the thought of showing that homeless bum where the job training center and the...

Bingo! Ding Ding Ding! Finally someone, and I figured Facetious would be the one, who understands what I'm saying. Yes, chef, that does affect people here. Who's to say one of us, or one of our ****, won't ever grow up to be an executive of a corporation whose pay is (gasp!) dictated by their...

What attracts me is that if they're still fuckin' on film at that age there's a much higher likelihood that they're doing it because they actually enjoy it, and you can usually see that in their performances. That's in contrast to alot of younger ones who don't TRULY enjoy it but they're...

Us conquer the world? Never happen, there's way too many dumb motherfuckers in this country to ever sustain a dominance over the rest of the world's population. Exhibit A: Our government. Look what our collective dumbasses have put into place over the last 230 odd years. This collection of...

Sounds like you're ate up with the dumb ass about this girl. How bout some pictures and a little story of how you two touch each other's magic places and make warm fuzzy, tingling feelings run amok in your bedroom and our imaginations. And clear a few things up for us: Are you bi or just...

Obama said. “But what gets people upset — and rightfully so — are executives being rewarded for failure. Especially when those rewards are subsidized by U.S. taxpayers.” Ummmm.. Isn't that exactly what your doing when you throw money at companies who through their own willful decision making...

It was supposed to be a fucking poll, but apparently I took to long putting thought into the poll questions I could ask. So here fucking goes: 1. Sure, throw the money around but dictate to private companies how much they can pay their people. 2. Yeah, give the money but let private...

Obama imposes limits on your wages. In a short 233 years the United States has gone from a free republic whose government was established to protect its borders from threats to its security and those who threaten to tax its citizens without representation to a country whose government pilfers...

I would say the pornstar with the best looking asshole is the one who dates the prettiest looking guy who's in a rock band.

In related news of lawenforcementdouchery seems like Johnny Law is "investigating the incident" and pondering possible charges. Save the SC taxpayers money there Sheriff. It's a fucking picture of a guy with a glass tube, nothing more. It proves absolutely NOTHING and your desperate attempt...

If that's what's happening all too often "these days", I guess the alternative is what would have happened in "the old days". In those days somebody would have hopped off their *****, shot the guy with a six shooter :ak47:, and headed on over to the saloon to down shots of ******* :****: and...

I'd give more detail but I don't have time. I have to return some video tapes!

Hey gang, I'm not around much anymore either. Thankfully, I've found things to do with my life. Every now and then though, like today, I'll spend a few hours going apeshit on the board.

I'm a straight guy but the thought of some of the men here jacking off to my posts does fill me with pride and a sense of inner peace.

It's just a fuckin' Tahoe chassis with a different shell dropped on top it. It transforms the soccer ***/trophy wife grocery getter into a my penis small but I'm not quite old enough for a Corvette status symbol. Drivers commonly seen with a ******** type mustache, gold chains, and a...

Holy latent homosexual penis envy somebody didn't love me enough as a ***** insecurity batman!

Hey! Didn't I see you at the ******* Truck Rally last week? Are you really GraveDigger? You are, aren't you, you donut spinnin', hybrid crushing *** of a bitch! Royalty folks, we're amongst royalty!

Does that guy know that Christian Bale ***** hookers with chainsaws? Who does he think he's fucking with!!???

Let's just stop at "There are too many people in this world". From what I gleaned out of the CNN story it was basically one thug eliminating another thug (and all the non-thug people not wanting ANYTHING to do with it.) Sounds like a good day to me. And maybe sensational over-generalizations...

Ok, we're good.:thumbsup:

I'm thinking of something involving *******, 2 other girls, squirt guns, a guy dressed like Chewbacca from Star Wars, and a ******* truck.

referring to this: and not wanting to debate the semantics or the meaning of the word "defending"

Well then, maybe you should say that the people who just walked on by should be taught a little bit more about sensitivity and compassion towards those in need, take years of self defense courses so they feel comfortable getting involved in altercations amongst thugs in a ghetto environment, and...

Holy fuck. First, we're all passengers on the express train to socialism (Bailouts anyone?). Now, the all out war on individual rights and freedoms dictates what one can do with their camera? America, I don't even know who you are anymore.

Just means he's been roughing people up and grossly ******* his badge for 25 years. Typical redneck prick. Ravenholm is right, fuck this motherfucker. I'm sure there were 3 ***** and 2 ******* that went ignored while this alpha douche was wasting his time knocking around some emo wuss coffee...

Wow, that would leave a lot of near-death victims for people to just walk by and not check on them. I love the anger laced irony in your statement chef. "Residents and employees said this occurence is common, fights like this happen almost daily in this neighborhood". Do you make it a...

She's a paranoid whack job. It'll only get worse in time. Move on.

Re: W. on Africa ... Well then, that should excuse him from history's greatest foreclosure smorgasboard and plunging his country into a pointless financially and morally crippling "war" that has dragged on for almost 6 years, with not one redeeming quality in sight. But hey, at least he...

Yep, hit it. I bet she listens to Slayer.

Uh, not really. I'm pretty sure America is not the first nation to suffer under an inept ruler and a crumbling economic infrastructure. We're just the latest. Remember when the Romans ruled the world?

Anything by Def Leppard has the worst fucking lyrics ever. I swear they never even wrote 'em, the band start playing and Joe Elliot just starting blurting out whatever was rolling around in his simple little mind.

I would have to say the body that most looks like Denise of that of the Toyota Tundra.

use a fuckin' credit union. If your financial standing is worthy of lending you money, there's credit unions everywhere that will do business with you. We already live in a socialist country, where the federal government takes money from its citizens and then gives it poorly run mega...

which one of you can **** the furthest?

A survey of most of the people I know revealed that not only should parents not let their **** play violent video games, they shouldn't have **** at all.

As said before it's HEAT. Very creative, over the top scene That one set the standard that has yet to be surpassed. Honorable mention goes to the scene in the parking garage in "The Usual Suspects" where Steven Baldwin simultaneously pops two guys in the head with a *** in each hand. "Give...

1-800-ASK-4-ASS seriously, it's not the quantity, it's the quality of the cocks she's put inside her. It's way different if a chick fucks a bunch of well mannered guys than if she's just running around suckin' a bunch of street cock.

Not only clown porn but interracial clown porn. Now that's what I'm talking 'bout! :banger:

But they're fucked up. Some part of them is already dead and in a way they have to live with their own death.

Holy ****! It's like you're in my house spying on me.:eek:

Yes it has an effect on my life. It makes people vote republican, which in its own right is not necessarily a bad thing. But then those motherfuckers cowtow to the religious right by enacting laws criminalizing ******** and recreational **** use which in turn creates a draconian, fascist...

I wouldn't call you fat I wouldn't call you "BBW" But I would certainly call you lucky for being able to make money by having your picture taken while shoving plastic dicks inside yourself. Most of us go to work.

Re: What do you think of Pornstars that don't do interracial? I think that pornstars who don't do interracial don't fuck people from different races than their own. And I'm a big proponent of personal freedom and not dictating what others do with their lives. What do you think of people who...