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Oh, I thought we were talking about bleaching our own assholes. Not that your were asking but I do mine once a week. Never mind.

Sounds like the theory of diminishing returns is hard at work here. and Blueballs..... The eloquence with which those words were written brought tears to my eyes :******: . You are a wordsmith, a gentleman, and a scholar.

Yeah, we really shouldn't care who a politician is fucking. After all the person he most often fucks is you/me. I don't care if a politician fucks everything this side of a catcher's mitt. If I can just find one that will lower taxes and legalize ********....I bet he'll get my fucking vote.

The mere act of running for President shows a lack of character. The idea revolves around saying what people want to hear, keeping your finger on the pulse of public opinion, and shifting your ideals as popular perception demands it. Running for president is a sales job that requires an...

Alright Dick. I bought that whole story until the very end. I've read Silvia's bio (many times) and there is NO WAY she still works at that hotel. That being said, I had the day off the other day and was just sitting around watching TV until two Mormons showed up at my door, trying to...

I can always make exceptions.

It doesn't matter, anybody around here would slam closed their laptops and throw away the sock they were about to jerk off into in the unlikely event that either opportunity presented itself. :rubbel:

I'm gonna have to say....six.

The ideal women is 31 years, 7 months, and 18 days old.

I would call it "octagonal"

I don't know man. These dudes hold my interest for less duration each movie they make. Superbad was interesting for about 45 minutes and Knocked Up held my attention for about 20 minutes. I figure I'll be done with Pineapple Express by the end of the opening credits. I haven't seen Step...

And there's enough dumbasses in this country that believed in that ****. THIS JUST IN! Politicians lie :eek:

That's funny, I've seen 'em all, and I couldn't tell you the difference in any of them.

Why don't you ask a guy who's served time in prison. I'm sure he'll tell ya.

1988 Ferrari Testarossa

I love em all! They always know where to get 'roids, ****, and a shitty tattoo.

Oh yeah? Well I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear a Yankees anything. Opinions, assholes, stink, we all got 'em.

Tootie

Can't you just fuck one of the heads I am sure you have in your freezer? :thumbsup:

My new hero. Good for you redneck dude.

I would ask her if she had any Grey Poupon.

You should have banged a bunch of vapid, morally bankrupt boney whores resembling a Preying Mantis who are completely devoid of oral sex skills?

Yes, give her the chair. Because god knows her frail, pill-ridden, malnourished body cannot take standing up for even as long as it takes her to lie under oath.

I think they exercise for precisely 47 minutes.

Who the FUCK are these people?

Re: Pornstar Blogs... a waste of time or do you really care what porn chicks have to Will you give personal finance and car care maintenance tips?

Something tells me that, in addiction to your brain lacking cells, your pencil lacks lead.

her ass it too hot, the cum would boil.

Finding the answer to this question will do exactly what for you?

As a matter of fact, why the fuck am I picking up pieces of brain? That's it motherfucker, we're switching and you're gettin' back here and pickin' pieces of this n$%ga's skull!

Just watch ******* then because that's what you're talking about. But dude you are gay. The nice thing is nobody cares.

I don't know Templariusz. You post a request on how to get a doll to help you DP your wife and then you ask us why people think Americans are stupid. A doll, you've lowered yourself to the level of a doll, with whom you will share your wife's pussy and asshole. A doll, yes a friggin' doll...

This is my favorite: :dunno: Well, let's see here what else make dumb American for popular like event of the everybody most fun happen. You see and go bad for talk people other time for one don't like many this one. You know what I'm saying?

Do any of you who "in your experience 99%+ of the rich don't deserve what they have", think that republicans and democrats "are both greedy assholes.", and think that "you don't need more than a roof over your head and food on your table every day" actually ever want anyone to just give you...

Let me guess. At first she was pissed but then she decided to join in. You did ass-to-mouth with both of them, came on their faces, and they snowballed your load while you pissed on them for the finale?

I'm with you there. One coked up, roided out douche bag on viagra is enough in a porn scene. The more pussy the better.

I heard rumors that bored perverted cops are actually shoving tasers up their ass to get off on those lonely nights where they can't find any speeders.

I wish she'd say a hell of a lot more than that.

In the article there's a quote from Congressman Ted Poe that sums up the whole situation from the very start: Well, that's why it's gotten to this point. The government, shortly after 9-11-01, started an intense campaign of deceiving American citizens. It began with lying about Iraq's...

Here's a small ass.

:rofl2: When one's first language is not English, and the subject matter involves doing a DP on your wife with a doll, the results can be quite hilarious.

I've seen some out-of-category galleries posted in the past few days but the meds are kicking in and I feel safe. For now.

I don't need to ***** to have a good time. I need to ***** to stop the voices in my head.

My favorite is watching a forensic accountant, with an MBA, from Estonia but educated in Singapore, who likes to play racquetball and the color blue, fucking an entry level dentist office receptionist, native of the northeastern region of Chile, with precisely filed Lee Press On Nails, listens...

Maybe she's never made it a priority to concentrate on the particular race of her performing partners and just went about her business, like everybody else should.

Did he say "making fuck"?

Any time a cop ****** his position of authority, he should never be a cop again. This seems like one of those times. Oh, it's a simple body check you say, no big deal? It's just a start. What do you think this fucking neanderthal will do next? Plant evidence, drop guns, pull over hot chicks...

I go apeshit man. I run around the house kicking holes in the wall and swearing at the top of my lungs. I punch the wall so hard I've had to buy a stud finder to avoid breaking my knuckles every time one of these heathen bastards posts an out-of-category gallery. My friends have locked my...

Umm, we want a place to stick our dick into. Any other answer is gratuitiously picky.

Previous posters must like big, floppy boobs. Amy Reid by a mile