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Well, I'm sure the idea looked good on paper

like the retro football jersey, et al, I see it as a way to sell more stuff.

Hey, great to hear it buddy. As many have said, I would ditch the idea of mixing in with anyone else. IMO your either wired for that sort of thing or your not. being that you're 38 and haven't done it already I'm thinking getting anyone else involved will just freak you out and jeopardize...

There's 4 pages of replies so this probably has already been said but one simple reason is a lot of boob jobs look like ****. especially in porn, where cheap minds make cheap choices and end up of with skin stretching rocks that just don't look good.

Well, it's not for my truck, it's for my team's race car . We didn't get the 35 we're looking for on the cheap, a new cam we just put in may give us 5 or 10, but anything counts when you're starting with only 105. Thanks for asking, nice truck btw.

Let me ask you this: Does your decision really depend on what people say here? And by the way, I smell something...it's....it's...(sniff, sniff)... I think it's bullshit. But I could be wrong. I'm only certain that I don't care.

I rest my case. And the view from flat level ground on which the rest of us are standing is just as good as the view from atop your soap box. Enjoy your stay.

God I hope so, as long as someone in the stands with an HD camera and a good zoom lens gets it all. It would be great entertainment and, as a side bonus to the benefit of society, maybe a few stupid people will die and therefore be preventing from ever procreating.

Thank god they didn't taser her.

Dark features and olive skin? You sound pretty hot, you come here often? :nanner: On a more (regrettably) serious note, when I read about this guy being asked to show his birth certificate in Arizona, a state of this once great union in which the enormous pressure of ******* immigration is...

Outstanding! Stomp his balls too for all I care. Baseball games are long enough as it is, I don't this little neanderfuck making it even worse. And Philadelphia, my god what a breeding ground for some of the shittiest people in the country. I was working up there until two weeks ago, the big...

Most important: USE THE MIRRORS. As you know the trailer will turn in the direction opposite that you turn the steering wheel. Here's what you do: Once you're ready to back down the ramp, put your hand on the bottom of the steering wheel (6 o'clock). Don't turn around!! Use your rear view...

Shut up and get busy eating my ass Lisa.:crash:

Nice shooting. A sniper was once asked "What do you feel when you **** one of your enemies that never even saw it coming?" Answer: "Recoil".

A limited grasp of the english language is such a beautiful thing! I swear to god that's the funniest thing I've read in weeks. Did he say making fuck?

Other: The 24 Hours of Lemons

If I had that kind of money...I would have never have read this.

the latest god awful steaming pile of cinematic dreck I subjected myself to was when my girlfriend brought home "The Lovely Bones". She fell ****** halfway through, I tore out both my eyeballs and threw them at the TV. Then I fastforwarded to the credits and was shocked to learn that it was...

So the lack of retail establishments and healthcare facilities in one country justifies ******* immigration into another country? What a minute Calpoon, is this post a satirical joke of some sort? Because every time I read it, it makes less sense. Did you write it on Ambien? But here's the...

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/tigers-ex-mistress-dissed-by-ritz-carlton-050310 I don't "lol" very often but I did when I read that zinger from "attorney" Gloria Allred. How can anyone take her seriously? While she may have a case, the judge should have her charge with contempt of court...

Angel Dark defines the phrase "perfect body" And, while Amy Reid IS smoking hot, she defines the phrase "butter face". And Angel looks like she fucks way better than Amy too.

egg sandwich with smoked turkey and muenster on a plain bagel and an industrial sized barrell of coffee. And since it's breakfast time here I'll answer for Shooter McGavin. He's eating pieces of ****.:nanner:

I've had enough of this ****, I'm outta here :wave2:

It takes alot to gross me out. I just found out what "alot" is.

Well, that would assume that all people are rational, intelligent human beings, which is immediately disproved by the existence of this "rally" in the first place.

So you want to give him a swirly just for re-posting a thread? I'm tempted to call you some sort of stupid name just to see what you say in your negative rep of me but then again I'd probably never see it anyway.

That is fuckin' bizarre. She needs to go see Dr. House. Good for you Hell doesn't exist (except in numerous places off the Garden State Parkway) but I don't see any humor in the story.:confused:

It already is. It's called "Healthcare Reform". And on the bank job thing, I'll drive the getaway car.

Shouldn't that be rephrased to say "It's no big deal for me because my girl does porn, so alot of guys fuck her up the ass and cum in her face on a daily basis. But I feel safe in the knowledge that she's mine" :dunno: And, oh yeah, I'm with the crowd that believes if you have a girl, you...

NO, no way. No guy would ever do that.

Yeah, maybe I misspoke. Go further in debt. WAY further. Then you can get a bailout.

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When does big tits start for me? I think I was about 11 years old.

Only 4 liters? That ain't ****. Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

Only $150 in debt? Don't tell Obama, he'll find a way to fucking tax you for not being enough in debt.

welding mask

sunglasses :dunno:

Hmmm, I don't know. I don't think it has enough zits. As to the question "who has the best looking asshole in porn?"...It's impossible to tell, I haven't seen hardly any of their boyfriends.

Thunderbird. My favorite American ****.

That question has haunted man since the beginning of time. "Why am I here?", "What is the meaning of life?", "Does God truly exist?"...these deeply complex existential questions so often asked by millions, they pale in relevance and importance when compared to "Why all american girls look so...

Only if you want everyone to think your last name is pussy lips. Go with Humpalot, ****** to Ivana.

I was gonna boo him because he's black. Now I'll boo him just because he's a douche bag.

Re: Who made you cum today? to answer the question, again unfortunately today I did.

I'd do what I do every time I come home to something like that. I'd cum in her face, and ask her if she knows how to get 30 extra horsepower out of a 1983 Toyota 22R for under $200.

Sure, rap music sucks dog balls all week long. We all know that. What sucks EVEN MORE is that you had to bow to the almighty god of "client entertainment" and endure instead of standing up for your own conscience and explain to your client that you were uncomfortable with this venue as a form...

Bree, What's the best way to get more horsepower out of 1983 Toyota 22 R 4 cylinder engine for under $200? It's got about 105 hp right now and I'd like to get it up to about 130-135. I've thought about porting the heads and putting on new injectors. Do you think I could do that and still...

:*****::*****::*****: So what.

The most glaring factor here is that the school board just seems like a bunch pussies. A somewhat controversial situation arises and the best they can do is.... run from it and cancel the only damn thing? The pussification of America seems to reach new lows every day, it's that fucking Obama...

pay the fine or do the time, one or the other. Can't discriminate based on ability to pay. The next thing you know they'll be trying to do that with health care. Oh, wait a minute....

Well....I guess they forget to interview me about this.