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She's obviously a sick fuck. Rot in hell bitch.

File an appeal, call my lawyer, ask for my own cell, offer bribes, lift weights....whatever it takes.

Damn, one pop shot doesn't end up on the face and look what you get!

The fucking fish tank expenses alone are astronomical.

Simple: 'cause she looks like **** now.

Yay! I finally live in a truly socialist country. America: one big fucking redneck who is terrible at handling money. sheesh.

You know what...this may be hokey to say but I'm on the road alot these days and I actually think about my girlfriend alot when I'm waxing the dolphin. I know...lame.

Give it a little more time...like 3 more years. And jerk off alot, you won't care so much.

alright roald, smack that juke box and play us a song :banger:

I heard Sarah Palin fucked her up the ass with a strap on...and demanded that she keep the baby.

I have 2 cars in my garage and I love them both. One is a 2004 Ferrari Enzo in factory red. Although I drive it at insanely high speeds all day long every sunday on the back roads surrounding my palatial mansion in the Hollywood Hills, it only has 6 miles on the odometer due to the "reverse...

BULLSHIT! I always respect a woman more once she's said that. You sound like a guy who's never had a woman say that to you.

Chuck Liddell. Lately, I'm starting to think I could take him.

Re: Hottest Anal Creampie Consumptions... Definitely Erica Campbell. That is, before she found god.

Does anybody know if Sarah Palin has done anal? or interracial?

While it is a usually very reliable barometer, it is not ALWAYS true. My girlfriend smokes but getting my cock in her mouth these days requires an act of congress. If she wasn't the coolest chick I've ever met she'd probably be down the fuckin' road. Oh the quandary. Nonetheless, "find a...

Oh, I didn't know that.

He's right. You graduate, move south to NYC, and get a good job on Wall Street. A nightly, well performed blow job should cost you no more than $200. Chump change for a mover and shaker like you :thumbsup: And if you need a guide to navigating this lifestyle, I suggest you watch the movie...

I disagree. Competition IS fun. I'm of the opinion that "competitive spirit" knows no age, it's an instinct, a human trait based on the need to survive. You are born with it and it does not "kick in" at a certain age such as the 8th grade or high school. When does one recognize his desire to...

You ain't kidding dude. Jamie Eason in one of the hottest women to ever walk the earth.

See this thread

You know who else went to Yale? Ya know cuz LOL, it was nun uther then.....The worst president in the history of mankind. How many ppl new that?

It's uncomfortable as hell. It keeps hitting the back of your throat and it's hard to breath, especially when you have a stuffy nose. And the hand pressing on the back of your head, accompanied with the "suck it bitch" from the man with the tear-drop tattoo is annoying as hell too. Thank god...

about 14 days. It hit the fuckin' ceiling when I finally got to "take care of it".

Will we perpetuate the endless *** Debate or will this thread just die a nice, slow natural death? Only time will tell.....

THey should at least arm the teachers with tasers. According to this forum, All American citizens stand a 94.2% chance of getting tasered at least once in their life anyhow.

They probably have it coming anyway.

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/8488564/9-year-old-barred-for-pitching-too-well?MSNHPHCP&GT1=39002 Today, I am embarrassed to be an American. This is the absolute rock bottom of the pussification of this goddamn country. A nation of pussies, that's what we're becoming.

If the right answer will get you laid, then just LIE.

Are you a fucking pollster or something? Three posts and two of them consist of "what's the best game" and "what's the best song." You get the overgeneralization award of the year.

I'll tell you one thing. If I had a *** and I lived in a majority of the US's metropolitan areas, no matter how nice the neighborhood, as soon as he/she was of the age that I felt comfortable with their knowledge of *** safety and use, you're goddamn right I would send them to school discreetly...

He's right, "mucic" should not be ranked or rated. All the songs listed above, those that people were joking about and those that people were serious about, all suck in my opinion. But my opinion doesn't matter.

This may give Obama the edge, because I bet most of the stoned gay transsexuals that make up Madonna’s audience were leaning toward McCain. Stolen! from wwtdd.com Here ya go Madonna

Then you're just acting selfish. So this is all about you and how a website's title and content makes you feel? To some people she IS huge, to some (like Prof Volup) she's a stick. So what? That website does business, which means families eat. Why should that **** you off?

I think you're looking for "Rhonda Jeremy"

how do you know it smelled like pussy?

I prefer the Job-Johnny on a warm afternoon at a summer concert festival

Finally, some sensitivity and compassion around here. You are a true humanitarian Mr. Balls.

Can I call you the "Pooping Tom" instead?

I'm a big fan of Buck Naked

Vicky, Are you opposed squatting on a nicely tiled floor, leaning back with your hands behind you, spreading your pussy lips, and ******* like a firehose? Would you be opposed to a very good looking gentleman ******* on you in a very tasteful way? Honest answers = honest vote, you're way...

Yeah that is a sweet outfit but unfortunately, some picnic table somewhere is missing its table cloth. Hey colonel, who the fuck are these people? Would you rather fuck a park bench or bus stop shelter?

I ran into 3 of them in the mall the other day. We exchanged pleasantries, had a cup a joe at Starbucks and then I fucked them all in the dressing room at Victoria's Secret. Oh ****, wrong thread. I'm supposed to be in the "fresh ideas for porn" section.

I've irretrievably lost brain cells just by reading this moronic post. First of all, there is no god. And if there was, in the likeness that those who believe in him, he certainly would not "create" a certain race of women whose existence was solely for the purpose of men to "play with" And...

Exactly LBP. If the hotness of a certain "race" of women is a conversational topic for someone, than said person is of tragically arrested intellectual development.

Fuck man, I was about to say the same thing.

Jesus H. Christ Try this

Most of us around here do "love" Solo but someday Hope not to.

It's not a Hybrid? You evil, carbon footprint, capitalist pig you!

So how where they? Did you do the motorboat? You did! You cum covered, motorboatin' *** of a bitch you.