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I thought the foundation of martial arts was self discipline. Of which this idiot obviously has none.

she's not ugly but she's certainly not attractive either. She's boney, has a fucking ugly nose, flat ass, herpes, a wonky eye, HUGE goddamn feet and preying mantis hands, can't suck dick, she ****** *******, she's a fucking rasicst, and she's dumber than hell. She basically has nothing...

........uh........ummm.. ....okay, I've stopped laughing now, here's what you should do: Just tell her "Hey, I was just trying on one my huge, monstrous loads but I think it would look even better on you.". and I've gotta say, if this chick could stand there, watch you jerk off, finish all...

Thank god this thread was revived. The suspense of not knowing where horny degenerates are going to blow their load on some girl they'll never fuck was just ******* me.

Raunchy? I fucked a girl in a dumpster in college.

You can't make this **** up (well you can but I didn't) http://www.suntimes.com/news/1112809,CST-NWS-wed18.article You get this: "Gallery co-owner Tom Burnison, however, said that, fueled by *******, it got out of control and potentially dangerous, including when a guest heaved a metal lamp...

Great! It's the Who? against the Whore contest.

You can't blame Hetfield for doing this, there has been heavy vandalism on his property lately. Apparently, everybody who has bought Metallica's last 3 CDs have listened to them once and then thrown them at his house, shattering them into several pieces. It has created a tremendous mess on the...

Krystal Steal? Anal? You must be kidding me. That would indicate that she has the slightest enjoyment in sex, which she obviously does not.

Thank God. I thought you were going to post pictures of dicks and make us identify to whom they belong to. I see this is something different.

Hotter than the surface of the sun. An underappreciated asset in the world of porn.

What a coincidence. I **** up wanting to play with your vibrator too.

This is a serious matter and I've taken the time to poll every member here at Freeones to get to the bottom of it. What I've discovered is shocking. The only reason any of us gets away with looking at porn is...wait for it....we do it....on....our own computers.

What do you mean? That's just a normal marriage. J/k. Seriously, you've got a dilemma. You're not ugly or out of shape. Well maybe you are but your wife isn't frigid because of it. Brad Pitt could walk in the room and it ain't gonna change her non existent libido. You're not a morally...

I usually tie my yacht up to a huge piece of "moring" wood. Or is it "mooring wood"?

Anybody else have a certain chick that you think is hotter than a Mexican lunch but bores the hell out of you? The kind where every time you see a link of her you click on it thinking "maybe this time she'll actually seem excited about this"...and then, nah, same old ****. This One does that...

Probably me. Have you seen some of my posts today? Very cynical, negative, and just not very nice.

Smoke me when I'm dead. You WILL get high.

You're right about that. Alicia's got a gorgeous face, feminine curves, and a body that is unmistakably female. No comparison.

Yeah but the problem is somebody buys that **** or he wouldn't be able to pay them. Either that or he's some trust fund asshole spending the ****** loot. Either way, he's a douche and there must be other douches who pay to see his ****.:mad:

The Gym Books Poker Games Mountain Biking, Skydiving, Drag Racing, Bull Riding, Ski Jumping, Returning NFL Punts, etc.....anything that provides adrenaline And, most importantly T I M E. You're a human being, human beings have memories. Thankfully, they fade.

Lindsay Lohan. Oh, that's right, she only looks 48.

You disgusting pervert.

close to finding an "invisibility cloak"? I don't know man, I just don't see it.

Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count So...how'd that all work out?

Baby Jesus Buttplug :rofl2: Even I think that's a little harsh

There are fewer than 335 people in the U.S. with the last name Gazinya. Pretty sure I saw most of them at the annual Gazinya ****** reunion.

Pick for what? Neither of them look like they'd be too adept at repainting my house or fixing up the landscaping.

Guy's a fucking Jackass. Why any one of these dudes that act like total douche bag mysoginistic frat boys make any money is beyond me.

Re: Buffalo Police Batter Their Way Into Wrong House (SWAT-style raid gone very wrong The residents should have tasered the cops.

:dunno: Why oh why.

I'm sure this has been said before but I think it's great white americans won't be the majority. I can finally get preferential loans and tax breaks for my business, get a job instead of that better qualified candidate of another race, and get to bitch that they're always trying to "keep the...

What about those chicks in Brazil that will fuck a ***** in exchange for a case of empty returnable **** cans?

That's not good considering it's supposed to be a comedy. 40 y.o. virgin, Superbad, Knocked Up all got progressively worse. Won't pay to see this one. HBO/Showtime maybe.. Just saw "The Bank Job" last night. Really good movie.

At least he didn't use a taser.

Sure, why the fuck not. Sometimes when no one's around, I do it myself and then I pull out my fingers real fast and smell them LIKE THIS!

Knocks on Door: "Yeah?" "Yeah, hi I'm here for the gang bang." So she wants to fuck the starting line up of a basketball team. Basketball players wear "athletic supporters", right? Film it and call it "One girl, one emotionally retarded boyfriend, 5 Cups"

He said he wanted help, not sugar or subtlety. She's down the road, now move on.

there's a site called nocumdodgingallowed.com she won't be working for them.

Probably depends on the time of year. The middle east is quite the cod roaster in the summer but then again those steamy, humid months that proceed the monsoon season in southeast Asia are oppressively hot.

Does she do porn where anyone pees on her?

I wonder if he wipes his ass with it the way he does with our Constitution.

She's gone.

Sad to say, I **** to lose even more than I enjoy winning. I might be a negative person, but probably not.

You dated Max Hardcore?

Sort of. But My jack off panties are a french cut thong with a hole in them for quick access.

one roided out, misogynistic cokehead per scene is enough.

Have her try it first with a synthetic sex doll, it seems to have worked for that one other guy.

Facetious, do have some sort of taser story crawler program constantly running on your computer and popping up taser stories as soon as they hit the web?

**********. Obama and his Llama?