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Here's what I'm doing about it. I vote. And I falsify my tax returns and instead donate my money to charities that are spending their money wisely on worthy causes, which is a hell of lot more than can be said for our federal government, or any other country's federal government for that...

I know what you mean there miss double bubble. I'm a big time car geek. Everytime I meet a new woman I find myself removing her fuel ********* system and jerking off into her intake manifold. Sometimes I get so turned on I just start fucking the exhaust port.

You don't sound like a very smart businessman. But hey, you were in only one of ELEVEN reverse bukkakes, that's quite an exclusive club. For instance, I'm one of only 11 people in my apartment complex to get DISH Network. I know how you feel.

Re: Police admit shooting dead ****** who was holding a GARDEN HOSE nozzle and not a Stupid cops shooting a stupid *****. At the end of the day, the gene pool has been spared of one moron who drinks all day. Nicely done.

Yes. And I can imagine them ********* Jewish people just because muslims have a religious superiority complex and think they decide who lives or dies. But really, I shed a tear :cry: because :gasp: because some muslim douche bag felt discriminated against as a result of his employer giving him...

So do something about it. Or are you just looking for an argument?

Azlea Antistia

I love to stand around for 4 hours in a cold dark warehouse jerking off with 40 other guys while waiting to pop a load on a depraved runaway and trying to avoid getting shot by the load of the guy on the other side of her.

yes, I'm sure rough anal will "teach her a lesson" and be the keystone to smoothing out all your issues. Forget what I said about marriage.

To make her comfortable with her surroundings, I would take a shitload of steroids, snort a bunch of blow, make my face as ugly as possible, pop two viagras and say "yeah, suck it bitch." It'd be like any other day for her.

Yes those are all valid points but you should marry her. Marriage fixes everything.

You don't drive because of your concern for the environment? You whine because your woman is the boss of you? Then in another thread you ask how to "be a man"? I'm not sure it's possible buddy, you ain't working with much.

I was a draft dodger in the KISS Army. I think they're boring.

I find that I just cum buckets when I fuck the armpit of a furry. By the way, is the OP 9 years old or something? What a stupid question.

Re: Man arrested after girl found bound and ****** in basement: Her ****** still miss I did hear one neighbor have a refreshing take on this oxygen theif. You know how most of the time in this situation the neighbors are always like "Gee, I never saw it coming. He was quiet and just kept to...

I really don't understand what's going on here. But I'll be willing to bet it's irrelevant.

What, you think the 50 million Kate and William spend will get put into a jar and buried in the ground? It will actually be ****** along to people less wealthy than they in the form of wages for thousands of people working the wedding, taxes, payment for cost of goods sold, taxes, payment for...

Frame him for a crime he did not commit so he gets sent to jail and gets ass ***** by large gang members while wearing lipstick and a shower cap over his face.

I prefer a tailpipe, empty toilet paper roll, jelly donut, or a knothole in the fence.

On my windshield. It works just like Rain-X. But it is getting a little cold having to wash my car at midnight.

Re: Man arrested after girl found bound and ****** in basement: Her ****** still miss ^^^^ How dare you two hijack this thread? It's very insensitive in light of the fact there is a missing ****** in Ohio that nobody here has ever met that is in a really bad situation that nobody here will...

You don't know **** Icewater Jones. I read every post in this thread previous to yours and not one person in any way referred to how "shocked they are at his attitude". As a matter of fact, nobody is ever shocked by anything Kanye West does because he is incredibly predictable. It is...

one week vacation? whichever one of 'em that has the most **** and vicodin.

"I resign"

whenever you're feeling down and lonely, and suspect that reading a bullshit thread will lift your spirits....well then, here ya go.

He's suck a fuckin' pussy.

I'm not ready. What should I do?

your point?

Re: Jenna Jameson reveals she quit porn to give her twin boys a chance of a 'normal' The ONLY thing this means is that she actually made enough money to quit. And say in 12, 13 years the **** learn that 15 years ago *** was the most famous pornstar ever, is it really gonna **** them? She was...

tell her to stop blowing the mail man. :eek:

Yeah, I saw him fucking your *** :nanner:

Anything with that limp dick loser Mark Davis should work for you. Or if you wanna go old school, Randy West.

Then do something.

Both. All in the Ass-to-mouth ******. Ram it in ***'s ass, clean it off in ********'s mouth and watch 'em cum swap the load. Then **** on both of them. :thumbsup:

Ooh, xfire you are so right! Because it would be so UNAMERICAN of Bachman or any other of Obama's subjects to question authority and demand accountability. After all, those who founded this country NEVER did anything like that. All they did was blindly support their leader only because he...

No.

That single sentence proves what meester and anyone with a **** fart for a brain cell can readily see - you have no idea what you're talking about. Our President (you know, the supposed "leader of the free world") is not a white man. I don't know what he is but he's not white (and he acts...

He wasn't opining on anything. He was expressing his analysis of his cognitive thought process in the presence of muslims on an airplane. Allow me to correct your closing statement: "Of course, that was in the days before the rise of single viewpoint CORPORATE media outlets like Fox, and...

Pictures please.

A nymphomaniac heiress to a chain of ****** stores with a 65" plasma, NFL Sunday Ticket, a flat top head and ****** grip ears.

Maybe if they started indiscriminantly allowing random black men to impregnate them and scattering minions of offspring about the 'hood who have absolutely no chance of positively contributing to society, they might start getting treated better :dunno:

yeah, like many have said, I'd quit getting married instead. You know you can do it, you said so yourself it worked for smoking. I'm pulling for ya buddy, hang in there. you can do it...:glugglug: :****:

Lindsay Lohan

ha ha ha NPR. what a fucking publicly funded steaming pile of journalist *****. leave it to the PC police hell bent on turning this nation into a pile automatant pussies to fire a guy who actually has the balls to express a personal opinion. What's next, will ESPN fire Chris Berman (jewish...

Re: Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quara I hope it wasn't Nick Manning. It'd be a shame if he stopped droppin' loads.

Other: Anything by M. Night Shamaylan. I'm disturbed that I've spent any money on the god awful dreck this hack spews forth.

Re: Prettiest Female face? The chick holding case #13 on "Deal or No Deal"

We lay on our stomachs for both activities.

That goofy green font sucks. It's too hard to read ^^