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Dante Stallworth made a mistake (name any other time he's been negatively in the news?) Michael Vick arranged for dogs to eat each others' faces, he elotrocuted them, drown them, and tied them to **** stands. All intentionally, in a covert location out in the woods, with equally scum of the...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTTkKAn0F48 She's suckin', she lickin'...she's eatin' up all that chicken.

Hey there Mega, see above where Galactic 22 took my sarcasm and translated it into a point for you. Remy Martin? ok.

Yeah, I suppose you could go on but with every sport you mentioned they start getting more complicated. Basketball: yeah, pretty simple. Football? 22 players covering about 12 different aspects of the game on very play out of a playbook that's a foot thick. Hockey, yeah just replace the ball...

Well, thank you for your completely objective, unbiased opinion.

5. 7 if you'll go ass to mouth.

Re: German *** moons bikers, throws a puppy at them, and escapes via bulldozer! Yeah. I agree with everything except for the puppy and that a bulldozer's top speed is approximately 4 (mph, kph..doesn't matter). Are they sure that wasn't just a skit put on by Sasha Baron Cohen's "Bruno"?

It's not just America. Apparently, soccer isn't so popular in this South African household. http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/worldcup/story/south-africa-man-******-by-******-for-watching-world-cup Can't say I blame the ****** though, I would have done the same thing.:fight:

I second that notion! we don't need you. Just kidding, I haven't read enough posts to start blasting away in one of my long winded rants that directly insult the poster. You might be a good guy after all. Trust me though, America is a pretty damn nice place...as long as you just ignore your...

No matter what your preference I'm going go out on a limb here and say that to call Football a "pussy ass" sport is to lose all credibility, and you're further comments solidify my suspicion that you are a pompous douche bag with anger management issues, and believe me it takes one to know one...

Ok. Well, there's this ball you see and then there's a field with big nets at each end. Two teams consisting of eleven players each try to kick the aforementioned ball into the other team's net. As D-Rock mentioned, offsides is the dumbest fucking sports rule ever mentioned and that's...

Why do people keep saying that? what is it that we don't understand? Are we still perplexed why nobody uses their hands? No. Are we still unsure of how a goal is scored because nothing ever goes in those nets at either end? No. Are we wondering why the referee keeps giving the players...

noisy horns. ***** unemployed fans that beat the **** out of each other and innocent people around them (again, a symptom of the boredom they experience whilst spectating the game i.e. nothing better to do). collapsing stadiums. Players that whine like sissies every time they get touched in...

According to my research that bitch deserved what she got. I took a poll and it appears that she doesn't do interracial, or even Anal!!!

I always love this bullshit factoid always being invoked: Yeah, you know why it's (supposedly) the most popular YOUTH sport? Because all it takes to play it is a .....ball. It's a natural progression from recess. The **** are already out there running around, someone rolls a ball into the...

Who cares, she's incomprehensively beautiful with a tight stomach, gorgeous pussy, and the best ass of all fucking time.

Oh yeah? well, then I am the Intercontinental Champion. That's gotta count for something.

Do you think Sarah Palin got breast implants or not? and I just wanted to comment that your comment "My favorite was a scene I did for my website called ***** bitch gets used" made me well up with tears a little bit. That's a very heartfelt and touching image that is running through my head...

every time I see a Sarah Palin thread. I'm getting very sore.

Fantastically entertaining thread. Now if you'll excuse me, I just ate an enchilada and well..you know....

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whatever search engine I used listed articles from about 40 different sources. In addition to the fact that this article was the most comprehensive and the only one longer than about 2 or 3 paragraphs, I purposely chose the one from Fox just for you Hot Mega, I wanted to make sure you'd come on...

And THAT is what is so fucking scary about him.

What opinion of her did you form after researching her policies and changes enacted in Alaska during her tenure as governor of that state? What opinion of her did you form after researching her position on foreign policy, her views on taxes and the role of government and individuals in a...

:thefinger: both of them can just iFuckoff. Losers.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/11/discontent-arizona-immigration-law-driving-hispanics-state/ godspeed.:wave2:

Re: Porn actor goes on rampage at video production office, police say; 1 dead, 2 woun What kind of man would do that? You'll never see me driving a RAV4.

Hot Mega, do you do this to every thread?

Yes it's true. I've fucked them all and it is true. Well, I fucked some girl in the armpit anyway, and she squeezed real tight, that count?

My ex girlfriend. That prude has got it coming. pun intended.

You ever drive in a 500 mile stock car race? I've driven some low level **** box races and believe me, nascar drivers are athletes. As much as most baseball pitchers are anyway

Man, that's a fucking bummer. He was on "Nitro Circus" (Travis Pastrana's stunt extravaganza) and he seemed like a really cool guy. Well, you know they say *********** always die in 3's. First Gary Coleman, then Dennis Hopper, then Sarah Jessica Parker...oh wait she's not dead yet is she, she...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37440747/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia That's the story anyway. Nicely done :hatsoff:. ESPECIALLY the part about eliminating the ******. They'd just be the first motherfuckers in line anyway to avenge his death. At least now there might be one or two...

Hope Mr. Conway's leg heals and the back bones return to normal soon. Everyone, even the women, who climb into those cars have HUGE balls. And Danica, she seems kinda like the female Kyle Busch of Indy, except of course without all the winning.

He's red.

Right on pornoguy. I especially like the view that a woman is the landlord, her body is the property, and any inhabitants are her tennants. If she wants to evict her tennants before they have any willful opportunity to move out on there own then so be it. And no, I'm not a proponent of any of...

The funniest part of this whole thing is that he refers to Death Metal as "music" :rofl2:

When I was a *** I always thought that if people would stop talking to me then I would stop wanting to beat the **** out of them. Now as an adult I think that if people would stop ******* and moaning about their whiny needs and special circumstances and the rights of this and the rights of...

betcha his life's ***** is to stand in front of a microphone and growl, while 4 dudes play real shitty death metal behind him.

Dude you just gotta do the only thing that makes sense. Act like you like her for as long as you possibly can stand fucking her stupid crazy ass, then walk away, change your phone number, move to a new town, and think about her every time you jerk off for the next four years.

I'll go with flavor of the week, that fat lazy fuck Jamarcus Russell

Think about it. If Christianity is more important to her than, well anything really, then how much fun could she really be?

Oh that, that's simple. 1. Don't talk so much. 2. Don't do meth.

Widespread Panic

Re: Whereabouts of Shayla LaVeaux I don't know where she is. I wish she was sitting on my couch packing up the tuber and getting ready to get teabagged. she's hotter than a mexican lunch (in Arizona).

so what.

Three words: Ass.to.mouth. No seriously, that article on "how to make a guy fall in love with you" was written by a women because no man is stupid enough to think a woman can "make" a guy fall in love with her. Oh sure, she can manipulate him with wily charms and come hither pouts of the lips...

thanks for the dick tip. :dunno: