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  1. Christmas_Ape

    FOX ATTACKS the ENVIRONMENT

    Ha! Nice.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Well, you're the Indians fan, you tell us. He is having an off year. That's a tight division, you guys don't want to lose any ground. They should for sure ink a contract for Sabathia before '09.
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    would u join the army?

    Yeah, I think a few of them need a spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex.
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    Good present for a girl

    Well that would make it a good present for a giant then. :nanner:
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    Teen (i can't reveal more)

    I don't get it. Does she have narcolepsy or something?
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    Rare giant squid washed up in Australia

    I agree with Dave. The guy's boots aren't shocking at all!
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    My Top 25 Women I Would Love To Do It With:

    How come people don't make "top 42" lists anymore?
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    gotta love Argentina

    How come they only paint soccer uniforms on chicks?
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    Fav ****???

    I just had a strange craving for some Old Style. The **** my old man used to *****.
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    Sexual Question.

    It also helps if you have a long nose.
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    Rare giant squid washed up in Australia

    Yep, that's a rare giant squid alright.
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    Tracking my progress- a self indulgent thread

    Run hedo! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=144284
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    Please Help Me !!!

    Well, looking at the site, it does say that iBill is their sales agent, but when you click to join, it's not iBill. It's the people at www.etelegate.com Try contacting them.
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    Is It True ?

    Yeah, I guess it's bad news, but she did leave behind a huge body of work.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    The best part of the All-Star game was the two balls that got hit back and nailed fat ass bastard ump Bruce Froemming.
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    Up The Arse!

    The rumsfeld's one is hilarious
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    Fighting Neighbors...

    But why wound Cheech's body with fists, when you could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?
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    best ass in the world

    If you google "best ass in the world" you will all see that Vida is the winner.
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    What Would Make Me Buy A PS3

    Since the next GTA will drop for both systems, I am more then content to stay with my 360.
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    Harry Potter ootp

    I can't play games that are rated E. It weirds me out.
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    Now this is what I call cute, the girl, the girl!!!

    He's right...don't stare too long!:throwup:
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    Favourite Guitar Gods/Heroes

    No other Blind Willie Johnson love? This dude was the ****!
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    When I'm sixty-four.

    Filthy! But genuinely arousing.
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    Happy, Sad, Angry Or Astonished? Software Tells It All

    They are probably used to that in Erlangen.
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    Sunny Leone

    Re: New Sunny Leone Pictures.... I second the motion. :thumbsup:
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    Big Meaty Pussy Lips / Beefy Meat Curtains / Outie Pussy Lips

    Re: Big Pussy Lips Agreed.
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    Happy, Sad, Angry Or Astonished? Software Tells It All

    I bet sciencedaily would've loved to the face I was making when I read that article.
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    True Art Lover

    Looks more like a thirsty art lover.
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    Ok serious question.

    There should be a board dedicated to cumfart talk.
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    Official: Report will say none of Iraq’s goals met

    I hope they didn't pay a lot for that report.
  31. Christmas_Ape

    Cheating...Is It Forgivable?

    Remember, whatever doesn't make you stronger, ***** you.
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    Some things are better left unexplained

    He's a man on a mission, he's got a snackin' attitude.
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    gotta love Argentina

    I hope there's going to be a sex worldcup in 2007
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    Now rate her tits

    I need better pics if I'm going to rate her properly.
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    Rate this ass.

    Inconclusive pics to give an accurate rating.
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    Is this the best place to post

    But this is the best place to post the Ballad of the Unknown Girl.
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    Finally

    It better have been with a prostitute. And you better not have spent more then 60 English pounds on her!
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    Finally got it done today - what do you guys think about it?

    I think you should've done missionary at least 4 or 5 times.
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    Twentysomething female looking for advice on getting started in adult film!?!

    Only if she's into Farmer Handshakes and pina colonics.
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    So, uh I finally got laid

    So what's next on the "to do list"? Plant a tree? Play a game of catch with the old man? Buy a FreeOnes thong?
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    the husband must have come home!

    Nice ass. He must workout.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Does the Home Run derby count this year? :rolleyes:
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    Alley Baggett

    Nice comparison. Man, it's still a tough call for me.
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    No you didn't!

    I don't get it. Is he holding a geiger counter?
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    China officials break ***** rule

    "One legislator had four ******** by four different mistresses." Well at least he only one ***** with each of ladies.
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    Summer photos!

    Cute couple.
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    The Pregnant Prom Dress

    Looks more like a Halloween costume.
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    Life Elsewhere In Solar System Could Be Different From Life As We Know It

    I think you meant to say, "as we start exploiting our on solar system." :ak47:
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