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  1. Christmas_Ape

    What sites on the the net you visit the most?

    Great poll. I think it has to be porn for me.
  2. Christmas_Ape

    Analfucking or Pussyfucking?

    who said I was talking about you? That post was for mond. Gee, you're pretty full of yourself! And please don't remind us of your "posts with a point"! To mond, also, be wary of egotistical users.
  3. Christmas_Ape

    Your pubic hair compared to your hair

    Great poll. No, mine doesn't, but it matches my beard.
  4. Christmas_Ape

    Maya Gates

    Oh that's a good one!
  5. Christmas_Ape

    Analfucking or Pussyfucking?

    To mond, you might receive comments from other users telling you how to spend your time here and which threads/posts you should and shouldn't like and that you should be more like them. But pay no mind to them. You've done nothing wrong. Live to post, post to live!
  6. Christmas_Ape

    World In Conflict

    Looks pretty cool.
  7. Christmas_Ape

    Analfucking or Pussyfucking?

    Cause it makes me feel like a big man.
  8. Christmas_Ape

    Analfucking or Pussyfucking?

    Great poll. I went with Analfucking.
  9. Christmas_Ape

    Listen To Howard Stern For Free!!

    Looks like a trap.
  10. Christmas_Ape

    Write a poem for your favorite pornstar

    squallumz's poem was better. Short enough to fit on a fortune cookie fortune, just how I like it.
  11. Christmas_Ape

    Do you ever were on a sexparty?

    Everyone's coming! :rubbel:
  12. Christmas_Ape

    Do you ever were on a sexparty?

    I'm going to have a sexparty by myself in about 4 more hours.
  13. Christmas_Ape

    Song Question?

    I think the devil horns guy needs to be included with every Devo post. :banger:
  14. Christmas_Ape

    Troubleshoot Bad Boss Behavior

    There's nothing on there for a boss with chronic halitosis.
  15. Christmas_Ape

    Write a poem for your favorite pornstar

    Who was that poem writen for?
  16. Christmas_Ape

    Nevada couple blame Internet for neglect

    Chalk that one up to Mr. Al Gore too!
  17. Christmas_Ape

    Nevada couple blame Internet for neglect

    They should have a disclaimer when you log on to the internet saying, "Are you're babies feed?"
  18. Christmas_Ape

    The Official Booble Girl of the Month/Year Thread

    Vicky Vette, cause it's the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it.
  19. Christmas_Ape

    I need help with this masturbation technique

    And really, the best technique is to have no technique at all.
  20. Christmas_Ape

    Rebel With A Cause: Why Certain Products Are Used As Markers Of Difference

    I thought articles from science daily were ******, on account of being overly crappy.
  21. Christmas_Ape

    Jasmin St. Claire

    Agreed.
  22. Christmas_Ape

    The most beautiful girl

    Salma Hayek P.S. This thread should've been about girls with amusing pubic hair.
  23. Christmas_Ape

    A question...

    Maybe you're turning gay?
  24. Christmas_Ape

    The Middle East!

    I think the South Pole is going to melt.
  25. Christmas_Ape

    tits vs ass?

    The real answer to the question truly is tits. I mean think about it. There's only what, 3 or 4 truly great asses in the world. Good luck! Now tits? They surrounds us and penetrates us. They bind the galaxy together.
  26. Christmas_Ape

    I need help with this masturbation technique

    With all the pelvic thrusts, this sounds more like calisthenics then masturbation.
  27. Christmas_Ape

    The male of the species is better than the female?

    Ginger Rogers sure can't wrestle, but you should see her box!
  28. Christmas_Ape

    Kim Kardashian

    Nice! Too bad there were no shoots from behind without the towel.
  29. Christmas_Ape

    The funny stuff under your username

    I think it's funny when it says "Moderator" under the names.
  30. Christmas_Ape

    Fighting Neighbors...

    This is what is sounds like, when doves cry.
  31. Christmas_Ape

    Old schooling

    I said a hip hop, the hippie the hippie to the sieg heil, a you dont stop...
  32. Christmas_Ape

    Naughty Golf Lesson

    What's next? Naughty Table Tennis Lessons?
  33. Christmas_Ape

    Cleavage shots

    Busty babes sure have some of the greatest cleavage pics around.
  34. Christmas_Ape

    What do ******* think?

    They probably think about why we don't put our own heads out the window.
  35. Christmas_Ape

    Krystal therapy!?!?

    If it softens hands while you do the dishes, it can't be bad.
  36. Christmas_Ape

    how old were you when you lost your virginity?????

    Yeah, you used to be about the music, man!
  37. Christmas_Ape

    Cat with a ***!

    I just can't believe that some people would go looking for this kind of stuff.
  38. Christmas_Ape

    Moving into my first apartment...

    Keep a pinch of sage in your boot, and all day the fresh scent will be your reward!
  39. Christmas_Ape

    Monkey Bar

    It's even funnier with audio.
  40. Christmas_Ape

    Emanuelle Chriqui

    She's a cutie
  41. Christmas_Ape

    Sunny Leone

    Yeah, we just need a release date.
  42. Christmas_Ape

    Full lengh videos

    So now you see the light?
  43. Christmas_Ape

    Full lengh videos

    Yeah, you're headed for the peaks, and it's a loooooong way down!
  44. Christmas_Ape

    Porn: What kind of styles do you like to watch?

    Anything shoot with a rectal camera.
  45. Christmas_Ape

    Beautiful athletes

    This topic needs more Allison Stokke
  46. Christmas_Ape

    ava devine does shemales

    You have better legs though. :)
  47. Christmas_Ape

    Full lengh videos

    Nothing is free in Water World.
  48. Christmas_Ape

    Asian girl's soccer. They are almost nude

    Gooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!
  49. Christmas_Ape

    ChefChiTown's Reminder: FUNNY Pictures

    Sometimes the non-funny pictures are the funniest!
  50. Christmas_Ape

    baseball

    Damn, I should've wished for more wishes! :1orglaugh
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