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  1. Christmas_Ape

    Gimme a V-O-T-E!!

    A vote for Vicky is the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it.
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    What is Prayer?

    I pray a few "specialty" prayers.
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    an Excellent personality test!

    I don't need no stinkin test to tell me that I'm a Dynamic Visionary. Especially one that takes waaaay tooooo long.
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    Cpt America to be ******-off?

    Steve Rogers is dead, not the Cpt. The Cpt will be back eventually, obviously in a different form.
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    Do you like your balls sucked?

    Nope. I do like to dip them in oil and rub them all over a womans body.
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    Import Scene

    Am I the only one who hates the idea of Import Models?
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    Workers In No-smoking Restaurants Show Lower Carcinogen Levels

    I hope they didn't pay a lot for that study.
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    desktop defence

    This is fun.
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    Young Smokers Want To Quit, But Don't Seek Proven Treatment

    Why would they want to quit when they got a good 9-10 years of smoking in front of them?
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    what game are you playing right now?

    That Overlord game looks fun. I think I might pick it up this week.
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    Is Lil Wayne a ********?

    So have you all decided? Is Lil Wayne a ********?
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    Buy a Hummer, Get a $25,000 Tax Break

    To really make a profit, you really gotta buy like 3 of them.
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    Old tv shows

    The Bozo Show
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    Favorite Sports Movie

    Caddy Shack Slap Shot Victory!
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    Salt-Water...The Newest in Alternative Fuel?

    I smell a sequal! Water World 2!
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    Official NBA Draft 2007 Thread

    And Golden State did well with that trade.
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    Favourite Guitar Gods/Heroes

    Guitar god: Jimi Guitar hero: Blind Willie Johnson
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    Jesus Loves you!

    Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, because he always puts Skippy, in my lunch.
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    contact your favorite pornstar?

    I got a computer virus from a pornstar once. True story.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Brewers who? Oh yeah, 6-5 Cubs....man....what a fucking come back!
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    What if you found out that the woman you have been dating was a man?

    I'd have to cleanse myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
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    Sunny Leone

    Oh...I just can't wait to see her B/G debut.
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    Big Meaty Pussy Lips / Beefy Meat Curtains / Outie Pussy Lips

    Re: Big Pussy Lips Yep, that is strange.
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    Who’s better? Coldplay or Radiohead

    If I was Dave, I would classify them as Ok Computer Rock.
  25. Christmas_Ape

    best breasts!

    Gotta go with syren. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=78160&highlight=syren
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    Favourite Male Vocalist's

    The guy in the Super Cuts commercial.
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    Nina Mercedez [1 pic]

    True, but that pic isn't very inspiring.
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    Jammin' Lightning Bolt

    Well, I say that free **** is better then free lightning.
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    Janelle Elson / Jennifer Brock / Vivian LeBrock

    Re: absolutely *scorching* brunette Janelle Elson eh? Wow, she's hot.
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    Lela Star

    Nice find
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    Strip Poker :D

    Is there anything better then stripping and poker?
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    DiRT vs. Motorstorm

    I've only played Motorstorm, and only like 2 races. It seems fun. Kinda arcady.
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    Jammin' Lightning Bolt

    I never understood why lightning always brought Ronnie James Dio down. Just because it's free, and it's he who is lost and never found?
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    Who’s better? Coldplay or Radiohead

    Isn't it ironic that "Coldplay" rhymes with "gay"?
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    Pamela Anderson in funny advertising

    That is pretty funny.
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    Is Lil Wayne a ********?

    Sounds like he's got a 4th grade education and a snackin' attitude, but a ******? I don't think so.
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    Who is this blonde babe?

    Wow, interesting. Hopefully someone can help!
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    Arealous' rating for "The Darkness" Game

    Hmm, I there is demo for this game. I might have to check it out.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    A HUGE Cubs/Brewers series starts up today. It's been awhile since the Cubs have had a series with a lot riding on it.
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    Nina Mercedez [1 pic]

    Jerk to it? No. I give the pic a 5.
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    "Sicko" premiers today

    I don't know if Arthur Caplan knows what funny is.
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    Webcam Pole-Dance

    Poor pole.:(
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    Song Question?

    You could dedicate the show to me and play The Kinks "Apeman"?
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    F.D.A. Issues Alert on Chinese Seafood

    Still no word on Fortune Cookies AFA?
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    Closed Encounters of the Thread Kind: Is it Real—Or Memory Lapse (?!)

    Right, you are obviously talking about the John Paul Jones of Herman's Hermits fame. :rolleyes:
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    Favorite smiley?

    :thumbsdown:
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    Official NBA Draft 2007 Thread

    Noah, or Tyson Chandler with heart. I don't know about the pick. I guess along with a lot of my friends, we had hoped the pick would be traded. Picking Noah does fit into the John Paxson drafting scheme. So, like that sign that guy had in the audience, "In Pax We Trust". He won our trust...
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    Is sex better when you're in love?

    The same holds true for me, except we were thumb wrestling.
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    Ashley's Candy

    Nice, still would like to see some pussy pics of Ashley.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Yep, hats off to Frank, a future hall of famer. I always thought The Big Hurt was an awesome nickname.
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