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  1. Christmas_Ape

    Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

    Re: Urgent Wank Questions When you say "a hot girl", do you mean a hot girl?
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    Card Trick

    I would've preferred nudie cards, but it's still a good find.
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    Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

    Re: Urgent Wank Questions Actually, for number 2, I'd rather catch a hot girl, and I mean hot girl, masturbating.
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    Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

    Re: Urgent Wank Questions (1) Some huge number. My question is how often do people here jerk off over "well worded" crappy posts. (2) I've tried, lord knows I've tried!
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    Erotic movies question

    Sometimes
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    Batman's New Ride

    That thing is sooo gay! I am totally not seeing the movie now.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    You are so sick and twisted!
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    Maya Gates

    Wow, she's a hottie!
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    Whos Your Favuorite??

    I voted for Blink 182 because maleonetwo did.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Cubs/Sox series turned out most enjoyable for us Cubs fans.
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    Better than you and me?

    Lets get back to the topic at hand, people who annoy you. I say, down with the gory glory seekers!
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    Better than you and me?

    I think he was referring to Keith_Hernandez.
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    Better than you and me?

    I can't be held accountable for all my wheelings and dealings.
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    I Ask You All - How They Get Girls (On This Sexpages) To Fuck? Money? *****?

    This is like asking all of us how to make a shoe stink.
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    Better than you and me?

    I don't remember, I don't recall.
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    Gymnast spring a leak

    Frances "Golden Girl"! Ha!
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    Better than you and me?

    This place would be a lot more nicer if more people had names of ******* in their user name.
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    Microsoft Office Assistant Wizard

    I always knew the end would come from a talking paper clip. I just hope this wont be the fate for any of the faithful here after seeing the closings of the OTW threads.
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    Better than you and me?

    I just don't like the obtuse ones.
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    Test your player skills

    local568 is the MAN!:thumbsup:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Tony Jaa is so badass.
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    Fetishes

    Re: whats your fetish? Raspberry Berets.
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    what keeps you coming back to freeones?

    pathfinder74's penis.
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    Popeye on roids...

    Totally! What a waste. I really wonder what kind of fuctions he can get out those arms too. And of cause he says he doesn't use synthol...but who believes him.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Expos sure got some funny jerseys these days. I don't get why they put "Nationals" across. ;)
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    if you had to have sex with a male pornstar...?

    Eek!! Now all those PM's you sent me sent are starting to make sense! :eek: j/k
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    if you had to have sex with a male pornstar...?

    Well, if had to, probably that Asian guy. But I'd make him wear suspendies and bra!
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    what keeps you coming back to freeones?

    To watch seemly perfectly good game threads get closed.
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    what keeps you coming back to freeones?

    Pandering to Fem Users.
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    Do you respect someone more when you hear that they had volunteered for the military?

    Re: Do you respect someone more when you hear that they had volunteered for the milit The only people who get my respect are Viceroys.
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    Is this right or is this disgusting?

    Yeah, I try not to compare real life, with the porn life. That's why I don't ride the bus anymore, and canceled my bangbus.com membership.
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    Is this right or is this disgusting?

    Those chicks were probably 70. You know how women always look younger then they actually are. Or is it the other way around, and those women were really 30? Dude, that would suck being 30 and looking 50!
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    Popeye on roids...

    Yeah there's a few youtube vids on the dude. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkmpVyaMyT4
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    fav gta character

    Yeah, I'll go Tommy Verciti too.
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    Test your player skills

    I wish all dates where point-click-*****-point-click-*****.
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    Fav ****???

    Yeah I've sampled a twelver of Steinlager in the past. I seem to remember that I liked it.
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    Popeye on roids...

    No they don't. I wonder how functional they are too?
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    what keeps you coming back to freeones?

    Oh, and to win Sig of the Week.
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    Is this right or is this disgusting?

    Just wait till you're 56!
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    what keeps you coming back to freeones?

    To win the Post of the Week.
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    Is this right or is this disgusting?

    You have to ask him after the date if that carpet matched the drapes. Was she a real blue hair?
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    Amazing teenie bikini show

    The shoot from behind in the link is nice.
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    Living Life as Man and Woman

    Yeah, but women could feel up their boobs anytime they want!
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    Censorship on Freeones: Warning, disturbing images ahead

    those guys look like they're going to start singing "I Got A Gal In Kalamazoo".
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    Question for Taylor Rain

    I wonder if he's a small guy?
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Cubs/Sox Crosstown Series is a fan favorite.
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    Do you have ******* ?

    Dead pets aren't much fun.
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    Question for Taylor Rain

    I can't wait for Taylor Rain's response on this one!
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