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    Official NBA Draft 2007 Thread

    The number 3 should be Conley, but, yeah, it is the Hawks after all.
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    Greatest Orgasm Ever

    He should've done squirtology? :dunno:
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    Emanuelle Diniz

    Damn that's hot!
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    Whats to do in case of smelly farts?

    Try smoking your herbal supplements instead.
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    Is sex better when you're in love?

    It's best when you're having sex with the girl you love and another girl at the same time.
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    your best of the best adult dvd/movie?

    Good, tough question. I like a lot of the interactives in my collection, but I think I have to go with my old favorite, Zazel: The Scent of Love. I think that maybe later this year, or early next next, when Sunny Leone's B/G debuts....I think, I hope, it might be my best of the best.
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    Card Trick

    Yeah. What a bunch of tricksters!
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    Constitutional showdown possible over firing of federal prosecutors

    Re: Bush won't supply subpoenaed documents Who moderates the moderators? Who I ask? http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=143163
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Agreed. Such a well produced movie. And the dubbed version should be avoided, but that should always be the case.
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    Card Trick

    Dude, this is some messed up ****.
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    72 year old Ex-Marine pummels pickpocket

    I can hear him chanting now as the fists are coming down, "I don't know what you've been told, stealing from a Marine is very bold!"
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    So Is Oregon State the "new" baseball factory?

    The new one will be Cuba, after Castro bites it.
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    Wider Sale Is Seen for Toothpaste Tainted in China

    Does antifreeze keep your teeth cooler?
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    In Food Safety Crackdown, China Closes 180 Plants

    They sure don't make candy, pickles, biscuits, and seafood like they used. Hopefully the Fortune Cookies are still safe.
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    How bad is it to get a post deleted?

    Jay1980, I hear ya! Moderator John Brown always hated me. For what? I don't know. Every time that I make a post, he deletes it before it can grow. He deletes it before it grows! But it's ok. Live to post, post to live!
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    Eeek! Guy likes tight jeans!

    It looks like he has a fetus in his pants.
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    Porn is...?

    addicting
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    2007 MLB Thread

    They had what would've been an interesting football game score.
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    Favorite Breakfast Foods...

    Didn't everyone do that?
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    Why dont I cum a lot?

    huh, I actually want to reduce my amount of cum per jerk.:dunno:
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    So I Got ***** For the First Time and I'm Kind of Worried

    Hmmm, I'm trying to think of any **** games you might have played, that involve picking your nose?
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    Naughty America videos

    I can't view the videos at work, but in that 2nd one, that dude is not going to shoot his load on that FreeOnes tee shirt, is he?
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    Did this ever happen in porn?

    Good question. I'd like to know if a guy ever peed in a girl on accident too.
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    My girl freind just got me the best present ever!!

    Maybe she just likes giving memberships?
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    Favorite Breakfast Foods...

    I gotta go with a breakfast burrito.
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    Priya Rai

    Those are from photo club Popsicle Delight, obviously back when she was with LOS. Man, she is just incredible. I don't think I could ever imagine a woman as beautiful as Priya. She is just incredible.
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    So I Got ***** For the First Time and I'm Kind of Worried

    I don't know about the doctor. My doctor told me that ******* would **** me, but he didn't say when!
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    Annoying/Confusing game

    Gotta at least this one buzzed.
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    Lust for Bust

    Ha! Kinda funny.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Nope.
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    What Is God Waiting For?

    He's waiting for the Aztec calendar to end in 2012.
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    Official NBA Draft 2007 Thread

    I wouldn't be surprised if the Bulls didn't draft a big man and went for the best available to use in a trade for front court help. Like you suggested Satyr. I actually hope that's what we do. I'd rather have get a vet then build up another young guy.
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    Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

    Re: How do you jerkoff? The best rules for jerking it, is to have no rules.
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    Jeri Lee

    Mmm...Mmm...Good!
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    Cute Kitten

    He meant photobucket. Pics hosted by photobucket don't work here.
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    Boob pillow

    Sometimes boobs need a little rest too.
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    Cute Kitten

    He's trying to make a monkey out of us!
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    Tom Cruise ****** from filming in Germany

    Germany isn't big enough for both Tom Cruise and David Hasselhoff.
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    ****** of the Zombie threads

    The Necronomicon must have been found.
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    50 mistakes women make while having sex ---- written by... a woman!

    the woman that wrote that would make an awesome slut!
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    Men shaving their pubic hair

    I have yet to have mastered the sack shaving.
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    y freeones

    To win Post of the Week......again!
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    How hot is your place?

    Well Johnny, when I'm not there, it's 85F-91F. And when I'm there, it's 78F-84F.
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    Official NBA Draft 2007 Thread

    Well I'm getting excited for the draft. Lots the Bulls can do. It could've been fun to have Kobe, but that's not going to happen. I think I might like that Al Thorton, or Spencer Hawes. I've seen some mock draft with Bulls getting that Noah. I don't care much for that. I think he's a swell...
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    Vicky Vette

    Re: Sticky Vicky Movies - What ones are there? You ask the impossible. Sticky Vicky? Never heard of her.
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    Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

    Yeah, this looks awesome.
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    What makes you join a paysite?

    Well, the frosted side of me, of course. And addiction.
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    y freeones

    It was the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it.
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    who love anna malle?

    She was a good one. Didn't she die in a car accident?
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