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  1. Christmas_Ape

    BJ Sandwiches - Luv'em or loath'em

    It's the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it! :thumbsup:
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    Do you still listen to your audio cassette player?

    Listening to your tape deck doesn't make anyone Old School or nostalgic. But it may make you Canadian.
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    Smashing Pumpkins

    The Patron Saint of Gourds.
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    Another Royal scandal.

    No, he's playing his mouth harp.
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    Do you still listen to your audio cassette player?

    I would if it could play CD's.
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    Smashing Pumpkins

    Nope, it's a St. Swithin's Day prank.
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    Whee did my top(of bikini) gone

    I bet her other friend feels pretty foolish forgetting her tape at home.
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    This could only be posted here...

    Hmmm, 92% of teens listen to rap, and the remaining 8% listen to Classical Music. That leaves 0% for Klingon Rock, that's why you don't get it.
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    Whee did my top(of bikini) gone

    I'd like to see her do the same thing with her bikini bottoms.
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    This could only be posted here...

    Klingons are very macho.
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    The Perfect Woman

    I would say she's more like the perfect ****** in-law, or co-worker.
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    Jessica Alba

    Looking Cute and Cleavagey Jessica!
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    2007 MLB Thread

    The other two catchers before Kendall got to the Cubs combined for a .220 BA! Looks like that Hill guy is starting to hit though. I do wonder too if Zambrano will have Kendall catch for him after he gets a little more acclimated to the team?
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    'Lord of the Flies' Style Show Raises Ethical Concerns

    I just hope the **** will have enough monkey butlers to regale them with Jungle stories.
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    'Lord of the Flies' Style Show Raises Ethical Concerns

    I thought the remake was just as good. Too bad his glasses weren't bigger, he could've burned them all then!
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    'Lord of the Flies' Style Show Raises Ethical Concerns

    I fear for any fat **** on that show.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Godfather trilogy has been playing on AMC. If anyone states that Godfather III was that latest good film they watched, ban that person immediately.
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    Swedish girls!

    What a cock sucker!
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    11 Things Women Don't Know About Men

    I bet Evan Marc Katz couldn't date himself out of a paper bag.
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    Funny Veg.

    Got any veg jokes involving arugula?
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    1st lesson in Bluetooth

    hmm, I think I want a lesson from the girl on the right.
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    stainless steel grills

    This, I like. Why do you need such a pristine one for? To rent out as a baptismal fount from your haberdashery? :dunno:
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    do you have any favourite male porn stars?

    This is between me and my DVD player.
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    Reason for mixed golf pairs.

    I thought Scots called it "Gof" without the "L"?
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    Unfortunately placed Ads

    Good stuff!
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    2007 MLB Thread

    I thought it was kinda funny reading what some A's pitchers were saying about how much he is going to be missed and whatnot. Compared to when the Cubs let Barrett go, nobody said ****. LOL I used to like Barrett, but that's cause I used to always get him in fantasy baseball. He truly was a...
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    Analfucking or Pussyfucking?

    Remember, you can only do ATM with Analfucking.
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    Funny Veg.

    I don't have any!
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    Better Blond? jibbijib or Vicky Vette?

    Agreed! I'd like to extend a laurel and hardy welcome to our new......um....I better not finish the rest of that line.
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    Better Blond? jibbijib or Vicky Vette?

    Well, as of this moment, you're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
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    Better Blond? jibbijib or Vicky Vette?

    Ok who are the "funny guys" that voted for jibbijib???
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    create your own McDonald's sign

    Neat! I can without the rest of the stuff on the site though.
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    ****** threat against U.S. said serious

    Yeah, until we exterminate them, the threats should be serious.
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    Jessica Alba

    I loved that show.
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    Helicopter Used in French Prison Break

    It would've been better if he made the helicopter in his jail cell, out of a bar of soap.
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    Democrats push all-night debate on Iraq

    :sing: All night long! (all night)
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    Jenna Jameson live on cam!!!

    I thought your post was going to end with an exclusive pass to her site for ALL FreeOnes members. Oh well. The first cam show in 3 years eh? That is interesting.
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    Analfucking or Pussyfucking?

    Whaaa? mond got ******? I think I know who was behind it....
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    Transformers

    It's funny cause it's true. They never help us!
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    Someone has too much time on their hands

    Yeah the ending sure was a let down. I would've rather have seen it put on Tunsty's pants the right way.
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    The Official Booble Girl of the Month/Year Thread

    Well, despite being the total package and being down to earth, and whatnot, I just think Vicky holds the signs better. I think that's what the contest is all about? She sells it for me.
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    Analfucking or Pussyfucking?

    If don_equis is going Pussyfucking, then I'm changing my answer to that too.
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    Better Blond? jibbijib or Vicky Vette?

    Great poll. I gotta go with Vivky on this one.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    I'm looking forward to having him on my team. Sure we're not getting the '03 Kendell. Yeah he's old. I feel that whatever offense he can bring is all gravy. I'm just looking for his studly experience behind the plate, calling pitches. I like it a lot.
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    Yankee or Dixie?

    40% yank
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    project gotham racing 3 xbox 360

    The E3 video of PGR4 looks sweet! The crotch rockets was a surprise to me.
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    Kane & Lynch vs Assasin's Creed ...

    Loved the Hitmas series. Both titles look great. And I have zero problems with my 360. No complaints here.
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