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  1. Christmas_Ape

    Frank Zappa for President?

    He's a dancin' fool!
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    This could only be posted here...

    Well that would certainly throw the percentages off.
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    Baby him!

    Some girls love that sorta thing.
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    what game are you playing right now?

    I finally downloaded that Darkness demo. It's true. It is the tits!
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    Priya Rai

    What did I miss? Pic spamming? Spam spamming? Spamming in general? It's very cool to fool the rules!
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    Your tip...

    Fook? That sounds more Chinese then Scottish. :dunno:
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    This could only be posted here...

    Yeah buddy, you aint the only one I'm sure.
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    This could only be posted here...

    This is what I think teens listen to. 86% Rap, 8% Classical Music, 3% Jug Band, 2% Klingon Rock, 1% Misc. If you agree, copy and past that in your sig.
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    Michael Vick Indicted

    Thin skinned??? I'm the Apeman. I'm a King Kong man. I'm a Tarzan just looking for a Jane!
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    *** drives *** 14 and seven friends to "skate park" to **** another boy 13.

    Or maybe there's just some fools who live in Long Beach? That will be my take on it!
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    Suck My Kiss

    I guess if your girl is a squirter, then turn about is fair play. But if not, then my lips are sealed.
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    *** drives *** 14 and seven friends to "skate park" to **** another boy 13.

    The weird thing about the story...or at least one weird thing, was reading about the people for and against her getting in a fight at the court house. How much support is she getting?
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    Michael Vick Indicted

    What hurts you the most? That you're argument for Vick is wrong, or my post count?
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    This could only be posted here...

    And don't forget Klingon Rock! But there it is, plain as day, right in his sig. "92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to Classical Music, copy and paste this into your signature" So there ya go.
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    Suck My Kiss

    What if she's not a squirter? What if there's not a speck of cereal on her pussy? You post is flawed then. I mean, if you want to swallow your own cum, go ahead.
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    This could only be posted here...

    Not according to L3ggy. Teens only listen to rap and classical music. Just ask him. If you ask me, I think there's at least 3% of teens who listen to Jug Band music.
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    Michael Vick Indicted

    Well, then don't post in threads dedicated to him.
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    Playboy Baby

    Get that *** a safety seat! He's going to fall out and rip the magazine!
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    A question...

    Not necessarily. There are plenty of users on this message board that NEED threads like this for validation. Why you might ask? Well, that is something they need to ask themselves.
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    Your tip...

    I think he was expecting some sexual favors?
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    The Natural Cap

    I love the smirk on his face. He's probably thinking, "I'm going to make a cowboy hat next!"
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    Suck My Kiss

    Kissing after the chick ate a load is hell of a lot different then kissing after eating a chick out.
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    When The War Comes Home

    I hope they didn't pay a lot for that study! :rolleyes:
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    Just curious: interracial dating?

    Maybe you should get a tan?
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    Male Beauty Product

    I'll take three!
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    Suck My Kiss

    Yeah, reading about him taking cocks ATM is hilarious! :rolleyes:
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    The Official Booble Girl of the Month/Year Thread

    Don't forget, holding the Booble sign better then the other girls.
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    Suck My Kiss

    I once had a girl try to kiss me after she ate some Limburger cheese.:throwup:
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Ya gotta love catchers. The field generals of the game! Jody Davis....he's a favorite. Harry Caray used to sing the theme to the Davy Crockett tv show to his name, "Jody, Jody Davis, king of the wild frontier" I miss Harry. :(
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    are they blind or gay?

    Photoshop? That's crazy talk. Imagine if the chick wasn't there, where would the camera's focus be? That's crazy talk!
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    Opinion: Religion Is a Poison

    Yeah, like D-Rock said, I don't think poison is right thing. Maybe brown acid?
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    Ashley's Candy

    Hmmm, I wonder if she actually uses the toy on her site, or it's just for show?
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    This is why women can't fix cars..

    Oh I get it! Cause she's wearing white, right?:rolleyes:
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    Welcome to Fucking!

    I thought you would've said "Pet Store" for sure. :uohs:
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    Pussy!

    Nice thumb!
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    Rub, Stroke, Grope...

    I want what that doctor's ********! :****:
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    Jenna Jameson live on cam!!!

    Who wouldn't want to hear about Tito Puente? :rolleyes:
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    Jessica Alba

    Oh Jessica, we don't need a giant arrow on your dress to point to your ample cleavage! You're so silly!
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    Monica Cruz

    So....she has a ******? Nice!
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    Odd Question

    Too much if you ask me!
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    Mudwrestling Challenge From Vicky Vette!

    Nice! I think a bronco buster would be good too. And when the ref's not looking, give her a farmer's handshake.
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    Mudwrestling Challenge From Vicky Vette!

    What's your finishing move Vicky?
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    Mudwrestling Challenge From Vicky Vette!

    Real mudwrestling or fake mudwrestling?
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    Sexy Food Network Stars

    Next time be more careful!
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Yeah, his legs have seen a hell of a lot of innings too.
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    Sexy Food Network Stars

    Great poll, Whore Giada gets my vote!
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    Sexy Food Network Stars

    Who's the chick in the black and white pic? She gets my vote.
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    Beautiful athletes

    Nice! More bikini pics would be a nice find.
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    does anyone understand the freeones logo?

    It's a silhouette of Lynda Carter
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