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TMZ says Ronaldo nailed Paris Hilton the other night. Looks like Real ****** their money. Ronaldo will no longer be worth anything due to the plethora of STD's he just required from that raggity looking piece of ass.

Just wait. Some California politician is gonna run this **** up the flagpole and try to get a "condoms only" law ****** for straight porn and that'll be the end of porn as we know it. No more facials, creampies, ATM's, etc. Many of the genres we love will no longer be legal to produce. And...

#1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8 #2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG_Nwp0wZc0

Considering the fact that there is no life beyond the one we are living now, I think almost everyone would do either of those things in order to save their own life. If not Both things. The people who say they would just take a bullet rather than suck a dick or eat some **** are totally lying...

I just joined. Thanks for inviting me back. Glad to see the league is back for a second year. I hope all the good managers from last season will rejoin. Not the 2 or 3 bad ones though. BTW, I'm not settling for second place this season.:D

^ A quote from a xenophobic prick.:thefinger

I think it is our fate, as men, to never be fully satisfied sexually. We will never get all the sex we want. Never. The only exeptions are really really rich guys. They can be lame as **** and ugly as fuck but they will always get as much pussy as they want. Because women love money more...

More info to prove my point: http://www.webmd.com/sex/sex-drive-frequently-asked-questions

Everybody lies.

Because women don't pay men for sex.

Why won't they admit it? Why is it that you guys assume that, on this one specific subject, women cannot be trusted to tell the truth? What are you basing that assumption on other than your personal opinion?

I think we should make it legal for women to hire male prostitutes but keep all other forms of prostitution *******. If that happened then there would still be absolutely zero legal prostitution inside the US outside of Nevada.

Seems like your just being contrarian. The article I posted above from webmd discusses masturbation and says that men do it more often. And I'm sure if we took a poll, most people would agree that men masturbate more than women.

OK fine. You're not just worried about getting enough pussy. My mistake for misunderstanding a thread with the title "are you satisfied sexually with you partner?" The key words being "satisfied sexually". That's why I thought you were worried about whether or not your future wife would...

That's fine. Assume what you want about me. I don't give a **** I'm just being realistic here guys. Think about it. Take prostitution for example. Almost 100% of the time it is men paying women for sex. Not the other way around. Also, think about which sex masturbates more often...

You asked for documentation? Here you go: http://www.webmd.com/sex/features/sex-drive-how-do-men-women-compare

No need for you to ****** me personally. I'm just stating a simple truth. I've had plenty of girlfriends in my 26 years. None of them could keep up with my sex drive. And every other guy I know has had the same complaint. In fact, the guy who started this thread says he's worried about not...

If they wanted it as much as we do then you wouldn't be on here talking about how you're worried about finding someone to marry who likes to fuck as much as you do. I'm sure there are some women out there who enjoy sex as much, if not more so, than most men. But that is probably only 1% or 2%...

It'll never happen. Get over it. Women will never willingly keep up with our male sex drives. They don't need it like us. And they don't like it as much either. Best advice I can give you, DON'T GET MARRIED! Once you say "I do" the sex starts to disappear faster than snow on a 90 degree...

HAHA! Up to $75,916.00. Sweet sweet meth money. Blue Sky baby!

I thought for sure that the forshadowing scenes that showed the pink, half burned teddy bear floating in the pool at Walt's house and the bodies in the driveway were going to end up being caused by a meth lab explosion in Walt's house. Turns out it was from two planes crashing together over...

Chick has got to be one of the most unenthusiastic pornstars ever. She almost looks like she hates sex when you watch her scenes.

We all know Figure skaters are gay. Try to stick to the sports/leagues in the poll guys. And make sure to vote.

I wanna see what league has the biggest reputation for being full of pantywaists.

I would like to know what everyone's general perception is when in comes to various professional sports leagues. More specifically, what league do you think has the most homosexual athletes? Vote above. Explain below.

I don't understand what you just wrote, but ok... It's an American thing man. You don't have to like it. We don't expect Brasileiros to understand our obsession with the game. You have your soccer(Football) thing and we have our Football (American Football) thing. One thing we can all agree...

O god. You had to revive this old argument. The two sports are in no way similar or comparable. And the reason American Football won't ever be an Olympic sport is because the U.S. would win gold every time. Kinda like the way we win the gold in almost every other sport in the Olympics every...

Oh well. Just a guess. Everyone calls that area BFE too. Now back to the Big News

I have like 6000 points but I've never ordered anything. I mean, what am I supposed to do with a FO t-shirt? I want one. But what are people going to say when they see me wearing a t-shirt that advertises a porn site? Something like, "tubuler, I don't think you should teach morality and...

God is totally into porn. Remember the time he had Lot give up his ******** to the Sodomites so they could gangbang her? God is dirty like that. I hear that recently his favorite porn flick is "Gangbang volume #5" with Sasha Grey.:thumbsup:

Skechers you're in BFE Virginia? You in the 757? Hickory area perhaps?

Mancunian? So that's what you call people from Manchester. All this time I've been saying Manchesterinian.;)

A Peter Griffin Christmas HAHA! Too funny.

Yeah. He was supposed to be a heavyweight in the Rocky movies. But I was joking about what Hatton trainer Floyd Mayweather Sr. said on "Pacquiao/Hatton 24-7" on HBO. He said Freddie Roach had a "mule" and that Hatton was the "italian stallion". I guess if a mule could whip a stallions ass in...

Bunch of slow mules. Not one Italian Stallion.

I prefer struggling grunt.

Does this mean that the warranty on my 300C is no good?

That looks so cool. I wonder if they have a room where they keep sharks with lasers strapped to their heads. That would be awesome. Sharks, with lasers on their freaking heads.:D

Cricket? Like the bug? :dunno:

Look, I'm not saying the guy didn't have a good career. But let's be honest. He never scored a victory over any top flight competition other than Kostya Tszyu who was 36 years old at the time. In two bouts against world class fighters (Mayweather and Pacquiao) he got handled. Think about it...

Good ol' 23Lebron23 spelled Vikings wrong and he spelled Favre wrong.

Hatton is done. He'll never land another big money fight. I don't mean to put him down or anything. But he has been exposed; as a mediocre fighter.

Who are the Vikeings? Anway... The Vikings are my team, and I say bringing in Brett Favre would be insane. He's the antichrist as far as I'm concerned. He's a Packer for life at this point. And that means he is the enemy. The Vikes need a long term solution at QB. Favre isn't that. And...

Pac is too fast. Hatton will have trouble with him just like he had trouble with Mayweather Jr. Pac wins by decision.

Hardcore. I don't even look at a bitch unless she takes it in all three holes.:D

prove it

Tom Vek - One ***** Race Black Keys - Strange Times The Pistolas - Take it with a kiss

Grandfather was in Korea. *** was in Vietnam. Both of them were very much against me joining the military. So I listened to them and went to college instead. Probably a good thing too because I'm not one for taking orders. Respect to those who serve though.

right on. doing what you like to do and making good money in the process is definitely a better choice than working some shitty low wage job that doesn't get the bills paid.

Big fake dick with a pump attached that sprays out fake semen. Pretty simple to explain.