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The internet pretty much ****** the magazine and newspaper industries. But I do have a subscription to the Economist. Nothing else though.

The Cure - Disintegration http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLLGYSydUgE&feature=related The Cure - Close To Me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3hdytcAUjI The Cure -- Fascination Street http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_nSETaWNzY

Huh? The Eagles were in the Superbowl in 2005. They lost to the Pats. Are you familiar with the NFL? And what does "seal the cake" mean? The team that has never won a superbowl that I want to see win one is the Vikings.

He's a Democrat. With a big D. Not a little d.

Good for Al. And good for the people of Minnesota.

They left some good ones out. Like "OBGYN's need to be free to practice their love with women" or the classic "Fool me once.... uuuuhhhh... shame on... shame on you. Fool me twice... uuuuhhhh... can't get fooled again!". #1 one was just Bush spitting. #2 was OK but I wouldn't classify it as...

FOFFL Championship update: The FOFFL Championship matchup between tubuler's team and the Phenomenal Chris kicked off on thursday night. Dominic Rhodes, a fill in RB on tubuler's team, got things going by putting up strong fantasy numbers against the Jacksonville Jaguars defense. He racked up...

Well... the 99.999999% of us that aren't in the exclusive Old Boy's Club should say 'they' instead of 'we' when referring to those responsible for taking this country to war.

The way "we" thought it would?????? Who is this "we"? It's not like we Americans all get together and decide when and where to go to war. America goes to war when it's absolutely necessary (e.g. WWII), or, whenever we have a retarded President in office (e.g. G.W.Bush and LBJ).

A lot of these teams don't seem possible to me. I'm in the Official Freeones Fantasy Football League and nobody in our league has a team as loaded as the ones you guys are bragging about. The only way you could end up with teams as loaded as the ones you guys claim to have is if you're playing...

I definitely get horny at work. And everywhere else for that matter. But I've never wacked it at work. I can't even imagine how humiliating it would be to get caught doing that. It would be right up there with getting caught by your ***.:eek:

WOW! Looks like the #1 and #2 seeds, the RAIDERS and the Matsagune Maniacs, are gonna lose in the playoff semifinals. Barring a miracle, the #3 and #4 seeds, the Phenomenal Chris and tubulers team, are going to the FOFFL Super Bowl. Just gotta wait for tonights MNF game to make it official...

The only "quality" on that list that a man need possess is M-O-N-E-Y. Every one of the 8 remaining qualities on that list is marginalized to a greater degree depending on the amount of money you have. The more money you have, the uglier and less funny you can be.

The real tragedy of this is not that the cops use ******* tactics in order to raid suspected grow-ops. It's the fact that the U.S. government wastes hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer money trying to bust people growing *********. A **** that is far less dangerous, to the user and to...

Re: Devin Valencia / Amy Reid / Kim Wade She did. The video is called "Bakers Dozen". Amys beautiful face gets splattered by a bunch of gross looking dudes with tiny dicks. It's kind of disgusting to watch.

Don't forget the countless billions ******. And for what? Someone has still yet to explain how the United States benefits from this.

No, republicans will remain a minority party when they stop sucking so much ass. And as for the part in bold, those aren't the "roots" of the republican party. You need to change those to worse government, regressive taxes, less freedom, and pre-emptive war instead of "better defense".

Them titties is big enough. Save your money for vaginal rejuvenation surgery.

Jandi Lin

^He wasn't any good at the "war fightin' stuff" either.

I love how he said he would still have started the Iraq war even if he had known Saddam did not have weapons of mass destruction. Then he got caught up in a contradiction by Charlie Gibson and made up some bullshit about not having a "do over" on that issue. What a Jackass. The word...

^Did this dude just ask who Percy Harvin plays for? If you watch 5 minutes of college football you would know the answer to that question. And as for whether or not Harvin will play in the SEC championship, I think the answer is yes. He will suit up for the game but he will play a limited...

Looks like the playoffs are pretty much set in the FOFFL from what I can tell. This is how it stands now: #1 seed - the RAIDERS #2 seed - Matsagune Maniacs #3 seed - tubulers team #4 seed - The Phenomenal Chris Unless The Phenomenal Chris loses to the CKB, which is unlikely, I don't see how...

Interracial. He's married to a black woman, therefore, he most likely fantasizes about white women. Like most men, he probably wants whatever it is he isn't already getting on a regular basis.

Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg. http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=txgiantsburress&prov=st&type=lgns Isn't he one of your WR's Prof?

Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg. What a moron. http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=txgiantsburress&prov=st&type=lgns

Things are quiet in the FOFFL. Nobody has anything to say? We're getting into the last 2 weeks of the regular season and there are still 6 teams fighting for a spot in the playoffs. But only 4 will make it.

Ohio St. will win this year because Michigan is "turrable" as Charles Barkley would say. Just "turrable".

Whose face do I wanna cream? Hmm... it would have to be the face of someone who deserves little to no respect. It would have to be a weak, pathetic little bitch deserving of a face full of man juice. AH! I know who. Will E Worm!:rofl: J/K;)

I wish I coulda faced the CKB and Sirius twice like some other people in our league. Instead I have to face The Matsagune Maniacs and the Raiders twice. Who happen to be the two most loaded teams in the league. Luckily, I've beaten them both.

Ooooooooohhh. "High schoolish nonsense" huh? Give me a break.:rolleyes: Please explain to me how linking us to a website that wants you to pay to access peoples arrest records has anything to do with Jesse Jackson. Because I don't see the connection. This thread should be closed for being...

the ford focus sucks ass. I would rather drive a 72 chevy vega.

You can have CKB's spot. Cuz he's a fucking loser douchebag.

I'm into both of them. Although, I don't know if any of you have noticed, but these chicks have abnormally large areolae. Just sayin'.

What's up with spaming for GovArrestRecords.com? I don't see anything about Jesse Jackson. Just a website that wants you to pay to access people arrest records. Stupid ****.:thefinger

I'm clueless about who I should start this week. Do I go with Michael "the burner" Turner against Carolina? Or do I go with Warrick Dunn against the worst defense in the league Detroit Lions? Then There's my wide recievers. The only WR on my roster I'm sure about is Larry "Mr. Consistancy"...

Anyone in our league have Stattracker?

Yeah. I've experienced that before. When the girl I was fuckin' wasn't very attractive. Here's a tip to solve your problem. Get a hotter girlfriend. And if you can't do that, there's always viagra.

They squirt a lot of lube up their ass and then they shove a butt plug up their butt and leave it there for a while. Then they pull it out and bam! you gotta asshole prepped for the penis. They also don't eat 24 hours before the scene and they take an immodium AD. They also give themselves an...

I'm so pissed that the Giants benched my kicker. I had no warning. No time to adjust my lineup. So I had to just take a 0 in the point column for my kicker position. Which will probably cost me a win and most likely a playoff position. Plus I was dumb and decided not to play Ted Ginn Jr...

I'm a big fan Priya. Keep up the good work.:thumbsup: Oh... and feel free to request me for intercourse at anytime. Anything to make you feel more comfortable here at Freeones.;)

Just a quick question. If I become the CEO of a company that makes products that nobody wants to buy, and my company goes bankrupt as a result, will the US government give my company a multi-billion dollar bailout and my board of directors pay me a $60 million severance package? If the answer...

Well, early results are in for week 11 in the FOFFL. One matchup that has big implications is the Matsugane Maniacs (8-2) vs. the Phenomenal Chris (6-4). Both teams have turned in all their performances for the weekend and The Phenomenal Chris has defeated the Maniacs 130.52-124.86. Big win...

Whenever they show Lois with her cleavage hanging out I jerk off. It's like an uncontrollable reflex.

^Flaggerstabbing?:georges:

Boxers. Without a doubt the best breed in all the land.

I'm sorry sir but that is not the correct answer. But don't feel bad, you'll still be going home with a consolation prize consisting of a commemorative glazed plate emblazoned with the beautiful image of a lynched black man with a burning cross in the backround which has been handcrafted by...

You sure it's bin Laden? I think you might be talking about Ben Laden, the Jewish shirt maker on St. Marks avenue in Brooklyn. He does the best collars.

I never thought I'd ask this question but... Who the fuck keeps knocking this guy up?

Who's bin Laden?:dunno: