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Word Haha. For some weird reason, I find it comforting to know that I'll be able to whack it to Eva Angelina as a granny when I'm in my 50's. It's good to know that my future is secure. You deserve a hug

Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? If they gotta be porn chicks, then my list is: 1. Eva Angelina (cuz she's just awesome. period.) 2. Maya Gates (she could tell me how much she loves my penis in romanian) 3. Kayden Kross (she's close to physical perfection) 4. Nicole Graves...

You, not married, and still doing porn. Your right. That is a really good thing. Don't stop doing what you do babe. If Nina Hartley and Ginger Lynn can stick around for 30 years, so can you.:thumbsup:

Just please, do some jerkworthy hardcore very soon. Please. I'm getting tired of repeatedly watching 'E for Eva' every day.

I'd hit it

There is no single 'type' of American girl. This is a multi-racial country. We got all shapes, sizes, and colors.

Today's the day. 4/20 2009. Everybody celebrate.:pimpdaddy Dear Mr. Obama, this is for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTZjQo9RKT8&feature=PlayList&p=FCCDE10CF60ECBCC&index=2

makes it harder to navigate the site from the forums page. It's whack.

Crayfish here in VA

Naw. Libertarian is too close to republican. And everybody knows that republicans are a bunch of hillbilly racists and biblethumping homophobes. Wouldn't wanna be associated with a crowd like that. Not at all. BTW, this is not a political thread.

It's 4:20 every Day And Night

As all sexual orientations do. Sexual attraction is too primal to be a choice. Who we are attracted to isn't a matter of decision. If that were the case, then it would be easier for ugly people to get laid. Because other people could just "choose" to be attracted to them.

This is nothing new. LA has been dirty for decades. My favorite part is the yellow air. As I understand it, if your city has yellow air, it means your special.

Don't you brits have a name for men who want to see another mans "cock flopped out" of his pants? Is it poof or puff? Or maybe both? I can't quite remember. I'm sure you know though. Seeing as how you're most likely addressed in that way on a regular basis.;)

Michael Savage is such a douchebag. I can't wait til Obama gets a few more liberals on the supreme court so we can start legally putting assholes like Savage, Coulter, Limbaugh and Hannity to death (which Savage says he's scared will happen now that Obama is in office:rolleyes:)

Show is killer. Don Draper is the man. This is my favorite scene from the show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2bLNkCqpuY

Very sorry Torre. When I made the first post I had anticipated being able to follow up on it a half hour later. But I ended up not being able to sit down in front of my computer again for 2 days. And by that point the thread had been gangraped 20 times over. So I put a little effort into...

166. Spit makes the best lube

Those are safety glasses. They guard her sensitive conjunctiva from cum splatter.

Of course she did. Didn't you read my post? Totally believable. And totally well written I might add. Certainly not the work of a "pre-virginal" teenager. And btw, "pre-virginal" isn't a word. How the fuck can you be "pre-virginal"? Maybe timbo can tell us.

^Oh yeah. Tons.;)

Chica deserves the award for most fan friendly pornstar. Greats stuff:hatsoff:

I awoke two days later in a daze. "What happened?" I said. Then it started to come back to me. 15 minutes after I started this thread she arrived. Long black hair, blue eyes (probably contacts), and skinny. Almost too skinny. All except for a pooch stomach. Although it looks a little too...

I'm about to get blown. Just thought I'd let everyone know. In less than 15 minutes my johnson is going to be in a womans mouth. From now on this can be the thread where members come to let everyone know that they're about to have there knob polished. I'll let you all know how it went when...

I thought they had socialized healthcare in Holland.:dunno:

***** by Chuck Palahniuk

Dear Kelly Kelly, If you ever read this, my name is tubuler, and I have something very important to tell you. I am going to **** myself. That's right. I am going to **** myself. The reason I am telling you this is because you are the only one who can stop me. If I don't get to feel...

I hide my porn on the interweb.

God gave us the right? :rolleyes: How about this. We're are higher on the food chain. Natural selection gives us the right. We are smarter and therefore more capable of ******* and eating other, less intelligent lifeforms. It's not even about whether or not we have the "right" to eat...

Hell yes. Unshowered and after she ran 10 miles in flanel underwear while she's on the rag. Condomless. Then afterwards I'd share needles with her. Heroin is fun!

Re: Who made you cum today? Gigi Spice. Man she looks young. After I came I felt like I should go down to the police station and register myself as a sex offender.

"If the Mexican **** lords win"; More ********* and ******* for me! YAY!:nanner:

He could only find one of a Fijian fucking an iguana with a 9 iron. It just didn't do it for me.

Then how come I still can't find a video of a Samoan midget fucking a nile crocadile up the ass with a Louisville Slugger?

I'm not clicking on that link and I doubt anyone else is stupid enough to either. Have fun in banination. Cuz I'm pretty sure posting videos of ****** is against the rules. Bye:wave2:

I heard that the chicks in "two girls one cup" are down for some **** play. Maybe you should go to Brazil and look them up you nasty sonbitch. Excrement has no place here at Freeones.:thefinger

Tired of Megan. Odette is my choice. Because she is just that, choice.;)

I like RISK. There's a game called "Diplomacy" which is similar. We played it alot in an International Relations/Political Science class I took in college in '07. It's harder than RISK though because you have to make alliances, which you will have to ultimately betray, in order to grow your...

Gettin' air-tighted by white boys:thumbsup: http://www.exploitedebonyteens.com/black-teen-gangbang/281108-brown-suga/thick-double-penetration-frns.html

"Evidence is all around us"?:confused: Well... like you said, that's your 2 cents. Of course, if your mommy and ***** had raised you to be an atheist then you'd have a different opinion. That's the problem with 'believers', they just believe what they were told as a ***** and refuse to...

Two words. Donkey Show.

Professional Interloper

I don't know if this is my favorite song, but I always listen to Inertiatic ESP by Mars Volta. I don't know why. It's just my "go to" song for some reason. Has been for years. Which is weird because I usually move on from one thing to another very quickly when it comes to music.

In a still expanding universe that contains many billions of stars it has to be said that the probability of life existing outside of the planet Earth has to be very high. Although, it is highly unlikely that the Human race will ever confirm the existance of ***** life. Considering the fact...

^You can thank Matt Millen for those "genius" decisions. Charles Rogers???? Mike Williams????? How'd they work out again?:rolleyes:

Yep. In fact, I promise to give a HJ to the first person with 5 digit rep.:banana:

Without googling, Desean Jackson, Kevin Curtis, and Hank Baskett are all I can think of. Although I gotta say, Brian westbrook isn't a "nobody". Desean Jackson looks like he's gonna be something special as well. Enough about the Eagles though, the Lions need to be taken away from the Ford...

They're gonna draft Sam Bradford with the #1 pick in a couple of months. That's whats next. I feel sorry for Sam Bradford. Hope the Lions don't fuck his career up like they did Joey Harringtons.

Chris, you should mail a gift basket to DeAngelo Williams. It was a good fantasy season this year. One of the better ones I've had. Make sure to include me in next years league. Although, I think the CKB and Sirius need to be blocked from joining next year. In order to keep people like that...

Congratulations to the FOFFL Champs The Phenomenal Chris. After that huge performance from Deangelo Williams, there's no way tubuler's team can catch up on monday night.