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I used to think that babies hid under clothes until they were ready to be born. In all fairness, though, I was about a year and a half then. (Don't I have a scary memory?)

Funny as always!! :1orglaugh

Not all women, I'll have you know. Of course, money IS nice. There's no denying that. It's just not as important to me (or my gfs) as some men seem to think.

Brooklyn. :1orglaugh I seem to know a lot of NJ residents who were born in Brooklyn. :dunno:

See...this is what being a life-long criminal gets you.:nono:

Do you need someone to kiss them and make them better?

As a white woman with a big butt, I can testify to the truthfulness of men lusting after it. For some reason.

Brain Bleach® for all who want it!!!

I'd wear that. In public. With no shame. :D

He needs to work on his cat butt face© some more.

Now we know what Grissom does when he's not meowing to be let in.

I so totally want one!!! Of course, all the bastard cops in the town I work in would ticket me on a daily basis, but I think it would be worth it. :1orglaugh

Maybe that giraffe is smuggling *****.

You can't beat that price!!!!

Well, congrats once again to all who have upped their count!!!!! Poor gray reppers. They don't count.

:banger::bowdown: MetallicA :banger::bowdown:

:hatsoff: Very nice.

1. I steal it. 2. Because I steal it. 3. Something I'll eventually have to wash. 4. I'm lazy, damn it. 5. Gotten pregnant.

Sounds like something Senob said once.:helpme:

I did so tell you. Popcorn. I think. Damn, I need to stop working so much.

That's how I felt. That's time ****** that I'll never have back.

What he said.

For such a ladylike looking person as me, I shock people with how perverted I can be. Ah, it's fun to be innocent looking.

Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. Dark Helmet: What happened to then? Colonel Sandurz: We ****** then. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now. Dark Helmet: Go back to then! Colonel Sandurz: When? Dark...

Wyoming's REAL?!?!?!? :eek: I thought it was a made up place!!!!

I'm such a goddess I didn't have to post on this thread until now.

Are we that needy for new topics?

:1orglaugh What, that craptacular sex tape isn't enough for you?

I sincerely hope they didn't have ********.

If there was a lock on the bathroom door, I'd damn sure use it.

Wow. I remember when he was one of the guys the morning team called on Lazer 103 in Milwaukee years back... Thanks. :D I'm rather proud of myself.

Do you know how it feels to experience braincells dying?

The fact that every other Thursday the water decides to run cold when I'm in the middle of my shower. That sucks...and NOT in a good way. :mad:

Slacker me poking my head in again. Congrats!!! :nanner:

:love-smi::bigear::mail: are my votes. No one can ever say this one :nanner: isn't used enough...I use it all the time. :D

I hope Senob and I don't run into that situation someday... :eek:

Good for the ***, I say!!! Although maybe it WAS the teeniest bit harsh to actually sell it. :dunno: Not me. I'm a good girl. :shy:

Quick...without looking...how old am I? :tongue:

Well, I got more presents. Of course, my Mommy, ********, nieces, nephews, etc. haven't gotten theirs, but they still love me anyway. :D a book some pretty lotion and such like an Irish **** ******** Team t-shirt an uncut ruby that can be either a keychain or a necklace:banger: Plus I got a...

I'm glad Bear had a full life.

I don't know. I still think I'd rather have a pony. :dunno:

I think I had a mild heart ****** just looking at it.

If I ever saw a cat like that...I'd let Senob keep it.

The puppy can do better. :1orglaugh

Brought a tear to my eye. :******:

:eek: I envy whoever has to change the sheets every day.

House, The Simpsons, ****** Guy, Prison Break and CSI (original only, damn it).

Only at the future in-laws' house. I **** it. Very much.

Uh, the one guy who was 13 months older than me. I think.

Seriously. Some people need their brain to mouth filters repaired.