Random Statement Thread II

[Bonezstorm]

m12 why not make a sig out of yesterdays shame uhhm game?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

shame? we won 3-0

 

[Bonezstorm]

shame? we won 3-0

But it wasn´t our best game either:dunno::******:

 

[dave_rhino]

I proper just fell off my chair, I wish I was working in an office with CCTV because I'd definately get £350 handing it over to 'You've Been Framed'

I also broke my computer table, the arm of the chair fell off, and a bottle of **** fell off a nearby **** rack and hit me in my already broken rib.

It's like anything that could of gone wrong, did.

All because I'm too lazy to stand up and turn on my light switch.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Ow!

-cs™

 

[dave_rhino]

Surprisingly it didn't hurt. I just sat there thinking how much of an amazing fall it was. It was like something from a comedy sketch, and I'm just pissed off no one was around to see it.

 

[Fresno]

My 22" Flat Panel Monitor I had for about two years Brook About an Hour a go picture just blinks off and on.:eek:

Had to go back to my 19" flat screen. :crash::weeping:

 

[Artimus]

Mitch Hedberg kicked ass! (Good Morning all you Freeones Maniacs :wave: :*****

 

[Montrealman]

Hmm, FreeOnes of course but I didn't know there was Premium Link Upgrade .

 

[Smittmaestro]

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

-cs™

 

[Becks...poamr]

I don't know what I did, but my neck is very painful.

 

[L3ggy]

Want me to massage it?

 

[Bonezstorm]

Goood morning.
My brain hurts. Maybe I´m thinking too much last time flylicker

 

[Vanilla Bear]

buenos días

el maleunodos

 

[L3ggy]

You speak Spanish?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

just a lil bit from school

 

[Bonezstorm]

Je parle francais en petit

 

[Vanilla Bear]

yeah me too but I dont like French

 

[Bonezstorm]

I was there, 2 times :lovecoupl
But the school subject was **** and our teacher sucks cocks in hell

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I was there, 2 times :lovecoupl
But the school subject was **** and our teacher sucks cocks in hell

huh? so all (french) teachers are the same ?