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  1. Funkwerkz

    I'd still bang her, but she's going to the barber first!

    Dude! There is a small penis hiding in that black hole of hair! Watch out! She/he's a she-male! lol Holy cow!
  2. Funkwerkz

    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Then why AC Milan stayed at Serie A after that scandal? Berlusconi? That little bastard!!!:ban:
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Newcastle's relegation is not a big deal after seeing Juventus in Serie B and Atletico Madrid in 2nd Division.
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Reality for Shakhtar but too much dreaming for United. FC Barcelona will rush Manchester United so bad! Cristiano Ronaldo will cry after the final whistle just like your avatar. LMAO!!! J/K.:D Copa Del Rey, La Liga Campeones and Champions League then Intercontinental Cup!!! This is our year...
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    Do you think Veronika Zemanova's body is perfect ?

    Perfect in my standards. Top desirable to bang.
  6. Funkwerkz

    Samurai Stormtrooper

    Samurai Jack will defeat this cool looking dark power! ;)
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    Spiderman Trooper

    That Amalgam heroes' ****! lol
  8. Funkwerkz

    how come the Russians never went to the moon?

    Well, i think it's because of bad Soviet economy and change in Soviet space program policy. After USA reached out moon by 1969, there is no sensible point of reaching moon at second place. Space race is for being the very first. So, USSR's next step would have been Mars or Venus. But they...
  9. Funkwerkz

    They're g-r-r-reat...

    Any other colour combination(s)?
  10. Funkwerkz

    Japanese Gangster Vans !!

    I want that white van to make it a FreeOnes-mobile!!!
  11. Funkwerkz

    Will Porn Users Go To Hell?

    Duuuuude! I already prepared my 1000+ factor sun cream, Hell's Trophic! ;)
  12. Funkwerkz

    July 8th

    09/09/09. LOL, yeah. What a date! Aliens make the first contact! More likely at 06:06:06. So, watch out 06:06:06 09/09/09! There are three separated 69s here! LMAO!
  13. Funkwerkz

    iTunes Agreement.

    Some people secretly describe the plans and design of weapons of mass destruction in mp3 format. lol They go for mp4 format soon.
  14. Funkwerkz

    Eurovision ( Song Contest )

    Russia made a superb night. Europe is losing its good taste for music. Man, Patricia Kaas should have been in top 5, also Ukraine and Iceland and Albania!!! Dita von Teese was ******. I didn't see something sensational during Germany's performance.
  15. Funkwerkz

    Could you gangbang a woman with another male friend?

    No gangbang, no MMF, no MM...MF! Only "FM" and "FFM".;)
  16. Funkwerkz

    OCSM What time is it in your country ?

    LOL Yeah!!! It's now 10:32 pm.
  17. Funkwerkz

    Pepsi or Coca cola ??

    ***** *****: Pepsi Blue!!!
  18. Funkwerkz

    The woman who scared the sharks

    Must be a fan of Damnd from Final Fight. LMAO
  19. Funkwerkz

    Pornstars in music videos

    Re: Porn stars in music videos ? Aylar lie in several Basshunter videos.
  20. Funkwerkz

    Obama Promised $2 Trillion Savings in 10 Years by Health Groups

    Almost everyone in Turkland (Turkey), including me. ;)
  21. Funkwerkz

    Obama Promised $2 Trillion Savings in 10 Years by Health Groups

    Here is the change. Don't worry. Super-Obama-man will save you. lol He's USA's kryptonite. Good luck with Obama, dudes!
  22. Funkwerkz

    Custom Superman

    We are lucky that he didn't join Sinestro Corps. ;) Those Rainbow Lanterns stuffs are pretty much.
  23. Funkwerkz

    This is a 3 picture WTF???!!!!

    Attention! Attention! Attention! Laser epilation device locks on the target. Ready, set, fire! lol Look at her arms too.
  24. Funkwerkz

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas.
  25. Funkwerkz

    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Fucking Chelsea losers! Last minute!!! LOL London's Arsenal and Chelsea sucked. Ronaldo vs Messi!!!
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Arsenal 1 - 3 Man Utd. Way to go United! Fletcher is a fucking idiot. He will miss the game of his life. Man Utd won their first Champions League title in Barcelona in 1999. Now, it's 2009 and Barcelona will smash United in Rome!!! All hail Barça!
  27. Funkwerkz

    Istanbul’s Underwater Hotel to Open in 2010

    Heh! Just come and leave the rest to me. I have to call FreeOnes team to arrange some hot ladies for this unique experience. ;)
  28. Funkwerkz

    Istanbul’s Underwater Hotel to Open in 2010

    Duuuudesss!!!! Come here! I'm waiting for you all. :D This hotel will be also the host of first underwater party for FreeOnes. Calpoon & Skyraider22, come on, dudes. Everybody come!
  29. Funkwerkz

    Eminem's new Video 3 A.M.

    His We Made You video is freaking funny to watch. :D
  30. Funkwerkz

    Max you masturbated or had sex in one day?

    Masturbation: 5. Sex: 1.
  31. Funkwerkz

    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Real Madrid got smashed by Barça! I wished that Barça would go for 7 or 8. I am quite Real fan but this Real got what they deserved. When will Florentino Perez come? That man will create another Galacticos. Wolfsburg will be Bundesliga Champions. My team Hoffenheim learned vital stuffs from...
  32. Funkwerkz

    Demjanjunk Is Gone...

    They (Nazis) ****** people at any age back in WW 2. They can face up with any punishment at any age too. Even they won't hang him, they should give him a cell and one meal per day. Fuck all **** **** and remainings.
  33. Funkwerkz

    6 Ways That Porn Runs The World

    Porn relies on one of the oldest instincts of mankind which is "desire to have sex". Guys, US porn industry (largest in its league) is bigger than some vital industries. Even Turkish edition of Forbes had article about that, porn in USA is a 15 billion dollar industry. I wonder how they have...
  34. Funkwerkz

    How Far Would You Go?

    I picked first two options.
  35. Funkwerkz

    Do any porn stars Twitter?

    Re: Twitter? I'm following Chicas Place and FreeOnes. :) Huh! That feels like i am stalking. lol
  36. Funkwerkz

    Which Body Part Do You Prefer To Cum On?

    Inside her. Belly. Tits.
  37. Funkwerkz

    Guys, would you cut off your dick for $1B dollars?

    Its worth is more than all amount of money in the world! So, no! This economic crisis isn't that serious to cut it for money. :D
  38. Funkwerkz

    Do any porn stars Twitter?

    Re: Twitter? LOL Man! You own any of them!!!
  39. Funkwerkz

    Time Travel... is it possible? This man thinks so.

    Travelling in time is possible. We are travelling in time now, to the future. Our velocity in time is 1 second per second to future. If you can go like 100 years per second (either to past or future), this is the time travel that scientists try to arrange. Michio Kaku says it can be proven...
  40. Funkwerkz

    Do any porn stars Twitter?

    Re: Twitter? Hey, keep that twitter.com account for future. It's now facebook age and it was myspace age then. ;)
  41. Funkwerkz

    Wrong voice in train!

    http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/90821/0154670e/seks_in_de_trein.html Free verbal porn in the Dutch train! OMG!!! Listen please. :)
  42. Funkwerkz

    outdoor grilling

    Everybody will be redneck after this crisis. So, no problem. :D
  43. Funkwerkz

    outdoor grilling

    Hey, i like that!!! :thumbsup:
  44. Funkwerkz

    The Commissar Vanishes

    Stalin is a bastard!
  45. Funkwerkz

    iMac

    I'm typing this via iMac. It's an awesome machine. Safari has Private Browsing that makes you able to hide your history. :) Fast and complete package stuff (iLife). You can download OpenOffice to work on word, excel, powerpoint, etc. Colours are so realistic. You will digital high quality sound too.
  46. Funkwerkz

    good looking game

    Pussy in Hat! Press X three times in a row as XXX, a pussy will lead you to here to find more pussies in this wonderland! lol
  47. Funkwerkz

    Found a new adult store

    Totally! :D
  48. Funkwerkz

    ~fan signs~~~

    I want one too. Just write "Guney". :)
  49. Funkwerkz

    Way, way, waaaay, too happy!!!

    Joker attacks with laugh gas!!!
  50. Funkwerkz

    Gas or coal ???

    Gas for home and charcoal for garden.
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