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  1. Funkwerkz

    Has the Computer Caused You to Begin Masturbating Left Handed?

    I'm a lefty in any case. :) No problem for me.
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    >> FreeOnes Parties hits LA!!! Read it all here!

    I want one party at Laila or Reina in Bosphorus. Or, Suada is a wonderful place too. :) It's really worth.
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    Next Door Nikki VS In Bed With Faith

    Full faith in Faith. :D
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    Official: Obama plans to slash deficit in half

    Obama saw this in his *****. I wonder how he does this in a recession period followed by a potential depression. Even slashing one tenth of deficit can bring some good times to US. Half of it would be ace but its pretty hard since USA is tightly bounded to China. To do this, USA needs to be...
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    America, help yourself before you help others.

    Obama is the President of World elected by majority of American people. He's not the President of USA. Obama thinks USA for World, not USA for USA. He will realise he is wrong when there is no funds for his projects. Eliminate unemployment in USA first!!! Damn!
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    Thanks for rep. :) When is your birthday?

    Thanks for rep. :) When is your birthday?
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    Bernanke: Recession may end in '09; Stocks climb

    This economic stuff will last for 10 years. How can he say that this recession will last only one year? England goes back to early 80s economic level, Germany goes to late 70s level and Dow hit 1997 level. I also wonder how they finance those huge stimulus packs. Do they allocate taxes? Or, do...
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    blow up doll

    Pre-school sex education! Yeah! :D
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    This is so ****** true!!!!!

    Just rip it off, dude. :D
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    What's your political persuasion?

    Trully socialist.
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    Which has been the best decade for music?

    Other than mid and late 90s, are really nice!
  12. Funkwerkz

    Obama to sign stimulus bill today in Denver

    DOW got a new record low, intraday low 7,445!!! Holy cow! USDollar will get a turbo boost to 1.8 Turkish Lira! Actually, what have they been stimulating? USD 700 billion from Bush and USD 787 from Obama and a bonus pack of USD 275 billion from Obama again. Printing money or wasting taxes? Which...
  13. Funkwerkz

    Battle of the Villains!

    Galactus, Unicron, Apocalipse, Bizarro, Brainiac, Parasite, Thanos, Darkseid. Bring it on, heroes!
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    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Deirdre Bolton and other Bloomberg chicks. Who said there is a financial crisis? :D
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    Greatest sportsman ever (in any sport)?

    Football (it's football, not soccer): George Best, Diego Maradona, Ferenc Puskas, Johann Cruijuff. Track & Field: Jesse Owens, Carl Lewis, Emile Zatopek.
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    Safe Cyber Sex

    Hey, it's not firewall. :D
  17. Funkwerkz

    Zimbabwean

    They are well quality toilet papers.
  18. Funkwerkz

    Stars Hear our voice

    They don't have to do that.
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    Thanks! :) Together go for more years.

    Thanks! :) Together go for more years.
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    And she passes it to . . . err?

    And....Anus misses Penis around penalty kick spot! Noooooowwwww the scorer is Penis in 69th minute! Goal goal goal! FC Freeones are Euro Champs again! :D
  21. Funkwerkz

    Transformers 2:Revenge Of The Fallen

    ^ Only if people are ready to spend money for an expensive ticket and/or popcorn.^
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    Invention Ideas?

    You have to pay patent fee which is pain in the ass to renew your patent every 10 or 20 years.
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    Invention Ideas?

    I have. It's a top secret stuff that brings billions to me. :)
  24. Funkwerkz

    Downhill Mountain Biking Gone Wrong

    Even watching hurts my bones.
  25. Funkwerkz

    Cheeseburger! Yeah more fat from melted cheese. :D

    Cheeseburger! Yeah more fat from melted cheese. :D
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    Your hamburger avatar makes me hungry. It's now 4:15 am and got a hamburger crisis. :D

    Your hamburger avatar makes me hungry. It's now 4:15 am and got a hamburger crisis. :D
  27. Funkwerkz

    Transformers 2:Revenge Of The Fallen

    Immediately bring Unicron to stop this Michael Bay stuff. :D We will see pansy Galvatron and some big construction mechawarrios that are Devastator. I'm spoiling everything. :D
  28. Funkwerkz

    Alton Ford F-650 XUV

    Imagine R&D expenditure for this junk! lol Stop fucking with Hummer. Go and get markets from Toyota!
  29. Funkwerkz

    FreeOnes Headquarters !!!

    Hell fuck no! This is caused by a wmhm (weapon of mass hardcore masturbation)! lol Note to FOA: Station Arabia was demolished!
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    Views Of Muslims

    Instead of uniting people, Big 3 religions divide people. I'm afraid even mild muslims slowly go to extreme edges of fanatism. Hamas and Hezbullah get approved in Middle East. There are extremist muslims in Chechenia who ****** 400 people in Beslan, Russia in 2004. Muslims are not just Arabs...
  31. Funkwerkz

    £1 Million V Any Pornstar

    Sorry ladies! I pick money this time. :) But when i have money, you ladies will follow me! HAHA
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    If condoms had sponsor !!!

    Pepsi - Ask For More. :D
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    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Louise Glover and Michelle Barrett.
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    *Facepalm*

    Gaining weight just for E. Honda cosplay?! LOL What a waste!
  35. Funkwerkz

    This Is Why You're Fat.

    Hey, my body mass index "BMI" is 24.7. :D
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    Deficit Spending

    From buck printers of FED. LOL
  37. Funkwerkz

    Bump Image for freeones....

    Bring bump to Freeones. :)
  38. Funkwerkz

    This Is Why You're Fat.

    I eat none of them and i am pretty fit.
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    unempolyed?

    I can manage any bullshit. The world is in bullshit now. :) I also can manage without any "bailout". The reality is 15% of work experience comes from college education. Just 15%. See! My work journey will be pain in the ass in its first 10 years. I know that, pal. I'm a manager who does not...
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    unempolyed?

    I'm a fresh graduate. My major at university is business administrations. I am concentrated on total quality management, negotiation techniques, entrepreneurship and small business management, retailing and international human resource management. I wonder how i can remain unemployed. I suck. :(
  41. Funkwerkz

    Only one shoe brand still being made in the United States

    Corporations are sucking stupid. When a brand moves its factories to China, they can save on direct labour cost. But the markets are North America and Europe, far away from China. They also increase transportation costs, commission costs to border gate people. And the most important loss is...
  42. Funkwerkz

    What are you listening to right now?

    Benny Benassi ft Dhany - Every Single Day Ultrabeat ft Darren Styles - Sure Feels Good Therese - Feelin' Me
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    Guantanamo Detainees - Our New Neighbors

    One Guantanamo goes, another Guantanamo comes. Don't worry, people. New American Way (introduced by W Bush) will last for more. New address will be Guam island, i think. ;)
  44. Funkwerkz

    The transformation to socialism is now complete

    Senate has an agreement on the next stimulus pack. Things get interesting. :) Another $780 billion will be ******. Bush was on stimulus packs. Now, Obama does the same too. Where is the change?
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    The transformation to socialism is now complete

    You mean "state capitalism"?
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    The transformation to socialism is now complete

    I didn't say that. At least, i didn't mean that. We need those green bucks till we have another global currency. Capitalism must evolve too. This recession is the begining of another stage in the evolution of capitalism. By redefine capitalism, i meant 20th century understanding of capitalism...
  47. Funkwerkz

    Milf have better sex?

    It's wrong. If a girl starts having sex at the age of 15, by the age of 25 with a 10 year experience, she can have excellent sex. Age stuff is nothing. Experience is the key! ;) :thumbsup:
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    The transformation to socialism is now complete

    WTF is going on in NYSE?! Jobless rate rose by 598,000 but the market also jumped. I don't like this jump. We could have a very stinking crap at our hands in any moment. This is not something related stimulus pack stuff. Another "Financial Storm & Earthquake" is on the way, this market rises...
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    The transformation to socialism is now complete

    Even tough Obama fails at convertion to socialism in 2012, there will not be a capitalist system within US borders and it won't be a mixed type of system too. US economy will have no certain economic system. Fuck Obama-stic socialism! It's not true socialism. It's a twisted type of capitalism...
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