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  1. Funkwerkz

    THE Most Successful **** Garden in the World!

    Nice deal!!! :2 cents::glugglug:
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    I think they're trying to sell something here...I'm not sure what it is

    I want oiled pop up tits!!! I'm on a diet and no fries is allowed but tits have no restriction in my diet! Hell yeah! :D;)
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    THE Most Successful **** Garden in the World!

    Oktoberfest!!!! Guys, 2nd lady from left is mine! ;)
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    Dude, lose the bikini top, and high heels!

    Velvet bikini?! She still appears to have tits but her pussy is all gone, i think.
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    Ronald??? OMG...Ronald!!!

    Marketing studies for McCock in association with hot ladies. :D
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    You do nudism? I do!

    How did i manage to miss you? ;) Where in Turkey did you go nude? It would be super to see angels like you in our paradise. :D
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    More Annoying Post Format...

    I picked other and now, i explain why. 1-All caps format is pretty silly and seems and sounds "mad" as Hulk. 2-No punctuation format is a total non-sense. I don't get what is tried to explain.
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    What about Erin Avery?

    Everything, especially her smile!
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    First Movie Ya Masturbated To?

    Krista Allen's Emmanuelle First Contact. Still the best one i have ever seen along with Emmanuelle In Space. :)
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    So I gave the girl I like from work a birthday card and gift

    Well, you got a greater friendship at least. I know that feeling. Girls i loved said the stuff that i would be a great boyfriend of another girl, a lot. It's frusturating. Dude, have this friendship tight. She might have hotter female friends. ;) Social network rules when meeting hot ladies...
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    Superman the Communist

    This is Superman the Red *** also known as Supercomrade. Truth, Justice and the Common way. ;) I was using his images in my avatar and sig. :D
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    Is this what cool was in the 80's????

    Even in 80s, this "band" was a junk! Cool?! No!
  13. Funkwerkz

    Obama is both facsist AND comunist!

    Obama is an amateur state capitalist. And, he's a money printer via stimulus packs. He's not a fascist because he doesn't promote single party regime or tend to burn US Capitol (like Reichstag). He also doesn't want to expand world wide "aggresively". He's not a communist too. He likes...
  14. Funkwerkz

    Tan lines

    Computer programming! LOL That's me!
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    Current economic crisis....bottomed out yet?...

    http://www.contrahour.com/contrahour/2009/01/martin-armstrong-the-coming-great-depression.html http://www.contrahour.com/.a/6a00d8341d7ef253ef010536c138c6970c-pi
  16. Funkwerkz

    Awesome Technology to tell the Temperature Differences in ****!

    Now, i call this as environment friendly technology. Zero CO2 emission unless she farts. lol And she's multitask.
  17. Funkwerkz

    Earth population 'exceeds limits'

    We need to set up Moon and Mars colonies to balance human population on Earth or subsea colonies in quite deep oceans. Building floating cities in sky would be too costly.
  18. Funkwerkz

    FreeOnes Message Board to Offer Premium Board Accounts

    FreeOnes is going be a PayOnes?! lol Nice April 1st! :D
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    Classic Bugatti

    That Bugatti is more expensive than Veyron. Interesting, eh? :)
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    >> FreeOnes Parties hits LA!!! Read it all here!

    That's a pretty steamy looking party. :thumbsup:
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    Almost instant results waaaaay back in the day!

    ^^ With old school large film rolls. ^^
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    Shanghai Sperm Bank - Free Handjob with Every Deposit!

    OMG! I want that. That's the bank no financial crisis can hit. LOL My reserves are ready to feed Chinese banks.
  23. Funkwerkz

    Futurama Meets The Simpsons

    lol That's wonderful. Made me really laugh. :D:D
  24. Funkwerkz

    Crossover

    Bender rules them.
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    I can't read it either!

    Read it from right to left. ;) It will lead you to Sultan's Harem. lol
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    Moving tits without hands

    They look like they are remote controlled. :D
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    Current economic crisis....bottomed out yet?...

    2008 - 2010 : Recession 2011 - 2015 : Depression 2016 - 2018 : Recovery This includes WWIII (2012 - 2016).
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    Futurama cast

    Nixon's head rules. :D Bring back, Futurama.
  29. Funkwerkz

    It shoots everything!!!

    Yes! 100% accuracy!!! :D
  30. Funkwerkz

    Texans Football Player Held By Police While ******-In-Law Dies...

    Which is worse? American Police or Blackwater Army? I think both are motherfucking pain in the ass. Limit American police's rights and restructure most of officers' mind to a "race-less" way of thinking. What the hell? Still living in 1950s and before?
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    Women ARE Dicks!!!

    So, dicks fuck dicks?! :)
  32. Funkwerkz

    7 hot Porn Stars confirmed for FreeOnesParty LA (pics)

    Beam me to LA, Scotty! C'mon! :D 7 hotties from 7 planets! Yeah! :D
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    Awwww, poor Cylon!

    Try invade and conquer the world then call your pals, dude. :)
  34. Funkwerkz

    How BIG is FreeOnes becoming!??

    lol What the hell is that? OldOnes is very creepy. I love current FreeOnes.
  35. Funkwerkz

    7 hot Porn Stars confirmed for FreeOnesParty LA (pics)

    ^ Petra ^ When will you all come to Bosphorus? :)
  36. Funkwerkz

    Einstein Saw Religion as a "Childish Superstition"

    Absolutely true. Religion is also a kind of **** for governments to control and keep the community under pressure. Religion is so old fashion.
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    7 hot Porn Stars confirmed for FreeOnesParty LA (pics)

    Penny, Sara, Shawna and Tory! Holy cow! What a great miss for me, damn!
  38. Funkwerkz

    When will the 3 Millionth Post be made? Win 1 Year to PayOnes, Brazzer and more!

    April 13th, 2009. 9:59 pm (CET). April 30th, 2009. 8:49 am (CET). May 10th, 2009. 12:10 am (CET). Here we go! :D Good luck everybody. xxx
  39. Funkwerkz

    Stuff about YOUR country that pisses you off

    Turkland (Turkey): Entire government and the president and unemployment while our corporations manufacture goods in China and Eastern Europe.
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    Windows in practice

    Russian creativity! :D Nice windows.
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    Burger King vs McDonald's

    Way to go, King!
  42. Funkwerkz

    Daily planner - is yours looking like this one?

    Hey, you stole my planner. :D
  43. Funkwerkz

    The I Told You So Obama Will Fuck Up Thread

    Fag is for tropology. Nothing related to general usage of the word. Being a dreamer is not a crime. But when you have the power to make your dreams that seem right for you but are harmful to general, real, that change the situation. I prefer Martin Luther King's ultimate ***** over Obama's...
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    The I Told You So Obama Will Fuck Up Thread

    Barack Obama is a fag and a dreamer. I mean the guy in White House, not the board member.
  45. Funkwerkz

    The Internet is Evil

    OMG! Wonderful brief. Love it.
  46. Funkwerkz

    Unlock your true potential

    My masturbator left arm is pretty strong. lmao One left punch get them down on their knees. :D
  47. Funkwerkz

    Droid packs

    They are Daleks! Run away!!! Oh, wrong sci-fi! :D lol
  48. Funkwerkz

    Muslim man sends HIV ***** to Obama and cheif of staff

    lol Still applicable. :D
  49. Funkwerkz

    Muslim man sends HIV ***** to Obama and cheif of staff

    This is extreme. He could send an old shoe.
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