Search results

  1. Funkwerkz

    Football

    Dude, just score in FC Vagina goal with long cumshots! Play in 3-4-3 formation (full attacking)! :D Karina Jelinek is my favourite. :hit:
  2. Funkwerkz

    If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time for...

    MJ is ******! He's no more black. :) Gotta be Rihanna or Beyonce as "Most in-demand singer". Hey! Halle Berry is forgotten as "Most in-demand actress". ;)
  3. Funkwerkz

    Are you lonely

    That's what i need nowadays. Good to know that the paradise still exists in somewhere else.
  4. Funkwerkz

    Some amazing satellite images of Earth

    Earth: The tiny blue marble, no bigger than a dust particle in this universe. Whatever we do to harm it, it's still a paradise.
  5. Funkwerkz

    최근 포르노 스타 상위 검색 순위

    Re: 최근 포르노 스타 상위 검색 순위 OMG! That's Turkish now. lol
  6. Funkwerkz

    great birthday clock...great facts!

    Very nice find! I wasn born in year of Pig. :S
  7. Funkwerkz

    motivational posters

    Who's she? :hit:
  8. Funkwerkz

    Super Bowl XLIII

    Bastards! C'mon, Cardinals!!!! For the sake of these ladies!!!
  9. Funkwerkz

    Super Bowl XLIII

    Who's winning?
  10. Funkwerkz

    Dumb Girl Bowling Accident

    Welcome to Earth, Supergirl. :D
  11. Funkwerkz

    Whose boobs do you wanna cream?

    Louise Glover. Sarah Vandella. Veronica Zemanova. Adriana Malkova. Jelena Jensen. Jessica Jaymes. Sarah Stone.
  12. Funkwerkz

    How Long to Recharge?

    It takes 6 to 12 hours to recharge.
  13. Funkwerkz

    Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S.

    Too much ***** can create results like that. Panarin went nuts. He should look at USSR. lol Without Putin or efficient Moscow, Russian Federation dissolves in 5 years. This is a mind masturbation and it is incredible. Don't believe that.
  14. Funkwerkz

    WTF is up with Microsoft?

    No, that will never happen. Because i'm using a mac now. :D
  15. Funkwerkz

    motivational posters

    This is Max Zorin! OMG! Bond will have a fucking hard mission.
  16. Funkwerkz

    Mmmm. Tastes like chicken!

    Yeah! Ozzy soldiers. :rolleyes:
  17. Funkwerkz

    WTF is up with Microsoft?

    My pc contains 90% ******* sofwares including Windows XP and Office 2003 and 10% legal softwares (shareware demos). :) I also had some OEM numbers for several versions of Windows.
  18. Funkwerkz

    Welfare

    Dude, it's public welfare which belongs to central government Washington D.C.. Washington supports big corporations with large amounts of money quite instantly. I didn't include private and individual welfare managements in that quoted statement. It's also related with population and system...
  19. Funkwerkz

    Circuit City's liquidation sales failed

    Short circuit at liquidation? lol People don't want to spend cash and use credit cards and you, Circuit City want to liquidate yourself with sticking prices. That's not fair. It's a no no.
  20. Funkwerkz

    Senob Died...

    Damn! I am always beaten with these threads. Chef, you beat me damn right in the head. lol I miss him too. Wisconsin winter freezed him while having a boner. lol
  21. Funkwerkz

    Facebook Breastfeeding Ban: ******'s Fight Back...

    LOL Funny comment! Baconsalt, save us!!!
  22. Funkwerkz

    Should the U.S.A. have conqured the world?

    Actually, it's not directly about US dollar. Weak dollar policy made acquiring US dollar less costly. So, China, Saudi Arabia, Iran and Russia's dollar reserves grew fast. Dollar reserves of these countries are dangerous for USA. By liquidation of these reserves or converting them into euro...
  23. Funkwerkz

    Should the U.S.A. have conqured the world?

    USA's economic siege policy worked well till George W. Bush applied weak dollar policy. Why do you want to occupy, destroy, ...etc? Just keep under pressure for more fun. Monetary power is the ultimate power that USA ever has. If you are imperialist/capitalist, your biggest weapon is your...
  24. Funkwerkz

    Jelena Jankovic Muscles

    I go with only one tennis babe who is Maria Sharapova. Kinda cliche. :) Jelena Jankovic looks OK.
  25. Funkwerkz

    Adriana Lima vs Priyanka Chopra

    Adriana Lima was in Turkland to be the guess contestant of Turkish "Deal or Not Deal" show. She won 75,000 TL. I go with Priyanka.
  26. Funkwerkz

    Hi there

    Don't send a boy to do a man's job. :D lol I'm a man. :cool:
  27. Funkwerkz

    Why America is Finished

    America is not finished. The country was running before. Now, it's just walking.
  28. Funkwerkz

    Internet Providers...

    I pay 30 Turkish Liras for 1 Mbps dsl with a 4 GB download quota. That's robbery. That Comcast sounds like a fag. Also fucking companies do not really take responsibility when there is a problem like yours, Chef. Go, sue them if that cable burns out again.
  29. Funkwerkz

    Here she is, miss...

    Some Northern states have some hot chicks.
  30. Funkwerkz

    Dumb Guy Owned by Treadmill

    He thinks he's The Flash. LOL
  31. Funkwerkz

    My President is Black...

    Simple solution for a potential problem, elect someone white in 2012. :D
  32. Funkwerkz

    How much would it cost to change your name legally

    I would change my name as Walter Phoenix. I love the name Walter a lot. I don't know the reason too.
  33. Funkwerkz

    China censors Obama's inauguration address

    ^24788^ In China, that's hard. It's a one party regime. They don't even try to open an alternative party. Things seem different in "free" Minnesota. ;)
  34. Funkwerkz

    My President is Black...

    What did you think when Condoleezza Rice was appointed? A "black" representing USA in international politics area. C'mon! This is just a higher degree place in government. :)
  35. Funkwerkz

    john mac arthur describes barack obama

    Hope is going to be Nope, eh?! I have been telling this since November 4th, Obama brought a huge uncertainity and he's not a socialist as most people described, he's a socio-capitalist who will create more capitalistic power for more people. Can you expect a capitalist, imperialist country like...
  36. Funkwerkz

    My President is Black...

    I don't care if Turkland's president or prime minister or both is/are black. Just run the country properly and care every citizen equally. It's just a colour of skin, not more than that.
  37. Funkwerkz

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? I let Ashlynn Brooke and Sarah Vandella made me cum today.
  38. Funkwerkz

    Freeones Poker.

    500 points are a lot. People should think once more before they go all-in. :D
  39. Funkwerkz

    Rules on Voting in America

    In Turkland, i am currently eiglible both to vote and to be a candidate for parliament. I'm thinking of putting myself as a candidate for the next elections in 2012. YAY! Here in Turkland, the only requirements to vote are to be a citizen of Turkish Republic with an ID number and to be free at...
  40. Funkwerkz

    China censors Obama's inauguration address

    LOL Change doesn't come to China. "No, you can't" Obama. Chinese communist ideology will never die. See! Obama is not a socialist. He wants to make capitalism beneficial for more people. He'll distribute capitalistic power to more people. He's a socio-capitalist.
  41. Funkwerkz

    3 Brazilian soldiers?

    He's holding the telephone wrong. :D
  42. Funkwerkz

    A nice place to live...

    Tits Peaks! Hair Falls! Bellybutton Plains! Vagina Forest Walley! YAY for a weekend round trip in all those places! :D
  43. Funkwerkz

    Welfare

    U.S. Public Welfare system is not bad. Actually, it's far better than 75% of rest of the world. Only Japan and China can compete with U.S.A.. If U.S. Government was "really really" bad (budget deficit can be acceptable), this economic crisis would vaporise every high degree officer and elected...
  44. Funkwerkz

    Obama's New Ride

    That's a four wheeled mobile fortress. I love this ride. Dear Mr. President Barrack Hussein Obama. Please, pimp this ride. :D Add some Bondmobile stuffs. :)
  45. Funkwerkz

    At least keep the volume down!

    I use headphones. Most of the time i am browsing, i put headphones away and keep the volume almost mute. I just need sounds when i watch downloaded and verified (by me :D) videos. LOL On some random day, i forgot headphone on my ears and volume relatively high, some noisy welcome video "fucked"...
  46. Funkwerkz

    I've Already Seen You Naked...

    Superb thread, awesome point. I'm with you, Chef! Their reactions are all non-sense.
  47. Funkwerkz

    Israeli Attacks Gaza Strip, ******* 200+

    That ceasefire is temporary, i think. Israel did that to present a day with less ****** to Obama. Pretty smart tactic by Israel.
  48. Funkwerkz

    $150 million for Obama Inauguration

    Everywhere is full of Obama. I'm sick of it! Gonna *****. Enough is enough. That $150 m is just too much. How about funding some newly unemployed people or donating Unicef? Fuck no! Spend it for an American Way political show. USA is still a showoff country. Only change Obama brought is the...
Top