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Re: Who made you cum today? xoxoleah added a stripper pole and a roving, zooming camera to her web chat tonight! Holychristfuckingshitalltohell am I going to be sore!

Yes, I've found a couple of them. That has to be weird for the real girl, I don't get why these people off on being imposters!:rolleyes:

You're so hot, you should have your own currency! [IMG][IMG]

40 years old and still, smokin, fucking hot!:tongue: http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/girl.aspx?id=337

I just thought it was funny. I guess you can say your dick pretty much is your brain, it basically controls you!:D

ZZ Top - Legz?

Yea, I can see some girls getting offended by that, but I bet deep down, she was flattered!

I'd give this one to me!

Here I thought it was one of freaky gifts that some people have, like a magical power!

Ha ha, see I learned something new today!:D Nice translation ChefChiTown! You must drive the short bus for a living, you seem to understand those people!:1orglaugh

Well, it's already been proven just how stupid the citizens of the United States are! They voted a retard in twice....well once actually!:D

Alrighty then!:confused:

I've always wondered how the girls feel about this. If a guy says that he is getting himself off looking at you, is that the ultimate compliment?

Re: Who made you cum today? 5 more, so that's 10 times in the last 24hrs.:uohs: I'm such a fucking mess, I think I need some professional help!:( I better go outside for a bit before I really hurt myself!

Re: XoXoLeah Must have been those kitty cat pictures, that did it! Myspace sucks so bad! There was nothing on there that was over the line, I came across this one today, tits all over it, yet it lives! My first page was deleted too, and I have no idea why. Myspace blows!!!!!!:tongue:

The mute button is a wonderful thing!:D

Both of those are awesome!:thumbsup: Especially the one with the old geezer, that's some clever ****!:rofl:

Flyleaf - Something I can never have! Cover of NIN song Faith no more - Last Cup of Sorrow! Kiss - Take it off Nudity in this video!!!:D Buckcherry - Too ***** to Fuck Seether - Rise Above This

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. - Yul Brynner

Re: Who made you cum today? xoxoleah 5x, had a real bad day!:******:

Read this about 30 times, still no clue????? Whatever Glans is, must be important because he capitalized it!:1orglaugh I'm not even sure my dick has a Glans.

Re: Who made you cum today? All of you that are jerking to Sarah Palin are just goofing, right? The first couple were funny, but you guys can't be serious!:confused:

Re: XoXoLeah Well, I have probably studied that face more than anyone on here, and while her pictures are doctored, her chats and video's are not. She is equally as stunning. I have seen pictures of her from other places than her site which are not as photoshopped and she looks the same...

I think I am!:(

You guys think he is disgusting? You should see me having sex!:pukey:

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? I don't think anyone tries to become obsessed, but sometimes the heart does it on it's own.:(

Re: XoXoLeah I don't think that is her page that has hardcore on it, it is just an affiliate page. It's just a site that promotes her page to make some money off of it. All those links that are posted on here are from affiliates, they get a sample of her photosets to display, and get to keep...

And you made that truckers miserable day much better. I love girls like you, willing to help us out. We see of lot of strange things driving those trucks, and the occasional hottie doing our own private show!:thumbsup:

Re: Who made you cum today? Dixie with her blue dildo!:o

Huh Huh Huh.....Weiner! I laugh every time I hear that word! I think it usually gets the best of all of us!:D

Stop clicking the pictures!:D

Thanks man! I will and I appreciate it:)

I'm better! Getting better all the time, and I'm not planning on going anywhere. This place keeps my mind off of some of my problems, it's good therapy!:)

Good, good. Sorry about your friends, but I'm glad you are good!

You doing alright there bud? All these sad smilies worry me!

Re: How much porn is on your computer? I have about 200gigs on a portable hard drive. Most of it is Girls Gone Wild videos and Howard Stern On Demand videos. I really am not a big porn person!

It's ok, I just can't get into a girl if I know she's dead, it just seems wrong to me!:tongue:

I didn't even notice the jerking it in the car thing! I can do better than that! I drive an 18 wheeler, I jerked it while driving an 80,000 pound vehicle on the interstate, listening to a girl ride the sybian on Howard Stern!:thumbsup: Yes, I am a horny fucker!;)

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? I was beyond obsessed with xoxoleah! I was infatuated!:( I'm getting better thanks to Dixie Dash, the girl is a fucking sweetheart!:bowdown:

I swear I was producing from the start, I never shot blanks like others have. I remember my bedroom smelled like cum shot really bad. I always had tissues I had to ditch!

yea, I better stop bad mouthing the mods and get in line for that!:D

I've been with the same woman for 20 years. Fucking her is what I would imagine it's like fucking a dead ******, so I don't know what I prefer!

Just like a communist society! Anything negative is gone! Only positive comments here!:D

Sounds good to me too! I don't have the proper equipment for birth, so I was beginning to sweat!:)

looks like some kind of ******* device!:D

Isn't she dead? That's pretty fucking sick!:(

You better send a pm telling someone how much you love all the moderators, quick!!!!

I've done that. I used to be a radio dj, and I worked the overnight shift for a bit. I used to have some freaky girls call through the night and they used to get me pretty worked up! I know they were probably all hags, but they had sexy voices. I put on a long song, and hit the bathroom to...

No they can't, I have been a mod on a different board too. I think the webmaster or administrator can read them though!

Aint that the truth! I have a lesbian ****** in law, and she has to be over 400lbs. When my wife and I were dating, she told me that her ****** was gay! I was thinking "sounds good, alright!!!!!:thumbsup:" Then I met her! YIKES!!!!!:eek: Not only is she huge, she is a slob, a pig, you name...