Favorite Quotes

[Paraniod]

"Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special."

-Bill Hicks :bowdown:

 

[om3ga]

For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck 'im out, the brute!"

But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot

Tommy
By Rudyard Kipling, 1892

 

[ChefChiTown]

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated.
- Henry Rollins

 

[hothannah]

"Alright now, I don't like violence Mr. Wonderful, whatever your name is. You better drop that blade... or you won't believe what happens next."

- Clint Eastwood as Coogan in Coogan's Bluff

Not one of his better films, but I love this quote. It's a cocky, arrogant and confident statement from a guy who has no fear and just knows he's the toughest guy in the whole place. And that is Very Hot.

Here's the clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7RSCN3Ut4&feature=related

 

[Spleen]

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" ~ Dr Johnson

 

[om3ga]

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" (aka: "Whatever Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger!")

Friedrich Nietzsche

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, because I know I'm the meanest son-of-a-bitch in the valley"

Dunno who first thought of that quote, but it always brings a smile to my face...

"The Roof! The Roof! The Roof is on fire! We don’t need no water, let the mutha-fuck*r burn. Burn mutha-fuck*r, burn!"

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

"Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special."

-Bill Hicks :bowdown:

bill hicks was great

 

[ChefChiTown]

"My dad could beat up your dad."
- Every little boy ever

 

[CunningStunts]

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." Jim Morrison

 

[villiageidiot]

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. - Yul Brynner

 

[Violator79]

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." Jim Morrison

"There are things known and things unknown, and in between are the Doors"

- Jim Morrison

 

[Member 1098]

Bret Hart

"The Best There Is, The Best There Was and The Best There Ever Will Be''

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

from tropic thunder: "you limp-dick muthafuckas"

 

[Violator79]

"You tried to set me up you fucks.
And this how you do it?
You thought I'd get my dick cut off
Instead you only blew it."

- Robert DeNiro, Righteous Kill

 

[ChefChiTown]

"I found out through the Internet that I have AIDS. I learned that I was dead. Where else would I find these things?"

- Layne Staley

 

[L3ggy]

"Vafö Gör Du På Dette Vise?" Butt Elf(From Ronja Rövardotter)

 

[METAL HEAD]

FUCK IT ALL FUCK THIS WORLD FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR DON"T BELONG DONT EXIST DONT GIVE A SHIT DONT EVER JUDGE ME- slipknot surfaceing

 

[ChefChiTown]

"What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No CUBS."
- Harry Caray

 

[METAL HEAD]

ohh what the hell are you doing ?
i was trying to sweep the cheese
why now where do you get these idoit's huh
LEAVE IT THERE he's trying to sweep the cheese while im trying...
I LOVE FUCKING CHEESE AT MY FEET I STICK MOTHER FUCKING
PROVOLONE IN MY SOCK"S AT NIGHT SO THEY SMELL LIKE YOUR SISTER"S CROTCH IN THE MORNING SO LEAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKING CHESSE WHERE IT IS
HERE HERE HAVE A GOODTIME hey cheesefuck get me some food. slivo dante the soprano's quote is from a made man poker game in season two

 

[AndyHunter]

“I think she’s as fake as a tranny’s fanny.”

“Drugs, eh? What’s the point. They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that aren’t there. My old grandma got all of that for free when she had a stroke.”

“He’s got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course.”

“Now. Yesterday’s shooting. The dealers are all so scared we’re more likely to get Helen Keller to talk. The Paki in a coma’s about as lively as Liberace’s dick when he’s looking at a naked woman, all in all this investigation’s going at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory.”

The fantastic Gene Hunt, Life on Mars UK TV series