Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment?
Me, because I'm such a fabulous specimen of manhood, there's like a glowing aura about me that seems to knock over mailboxes and small children, make flowers bloom, and make women gush and sigh with delight. Think of me as being like Fabio- but good looking and able to be understood when I speak. So that's kind of like not being like Fabio at all, I guess.
I sometimes light a bunch of candles in the room I have dedicated to myself, and then sing power ballads from 80s metal bands, dedicated to me. I'll have friends call up and read things I've written about me, so that I can hear other voices talking about how great I am, even if it's in my own words.
Ahhh... Yeah. Me. Damn I'm pretty cool.
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