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  1. Facetious

    "Got a new colon flavour today..."

    It's cologne... I'll take as pass, thanks. :hatsoff: Just keep your creepy moustache and unkempt, mold ridden toupe to yourself! :1orglaugh
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    Post a random song lyric

    Well, my baby, she don't want me around She said she's tired of watchin' me fall down She wants a good life, an' all the best But I like that bottle better than the rest And she said I think that you're headed for a whole lot of trouble Well, I think that you're headed for a whole lot of...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    RlYO-lVrSCg
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    It just occurred to me...

    Would you noodle for sizable cats? 4UIpOUgQt-g
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    Transportation in San Francisco

    That's all he really needed to say... It sucks! :yesyes: I can understand the cost savings of lodging outside of the city, but are you sure you want to stay in Oakland? :dunno: I mean, sure, it's not all crime ridden and depressed, but most of it is IMO. If I were you, I'd lodge somewhere down...
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    Man nearly gobbled up by Caterpillar!

    1E0T3YAch_E Youtube comments: Response: :1orglaugh
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    Secret Service Investiagting Ted Nugent

    I don't know how good of a shot the nuge is, but I do know that he's a hell of an accomplished game tracker and archer... do the authorities also confiscate those? :hairpull:
  8. Facetious

    Look for a pornstar that looks like my friend?

    Friend of yours my ass, you just hired her to run the counter at your ice cream shop, you perve! :D That's right, forget about the courage needed to ask REAL women out on dates when you can always spray your monitor with goo at the end of the day. It's no wonder why there's so much girl+girl...
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    Eufrat

    Yet another Czech Republic jizz bomb :drool2:... a definite top ten all time woman in my book.
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    apparently i am a racist?

    Hey, don't flake out, it's your turn to buy breakfast this AM! Adult Image Hosting :P
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ........................................-1988- Geezer Butler • Randy Castillo (RIP)• Zakk Wylde • Ozzy v6oKiK1KhQs&feature=related
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    Round 1 of Miss FreeOnes 2012 has started! Who will be in the top 50?!

    Gawdammit! I **** when I register my votes only to be denied by the system.... "Something went wrong, you don't have enough votes" The same thing happened to me yesterday! ''... don't have enough votes'', whatever, at least save my choices for me so I don't have to go through the whole...
  13. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    In general, fine particulate dust pisses me off.
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    Your Area Lets see a Pic

    Adult Image Hosting _______________________________________________ Some damage in the area after the '89 7.1 Loma Prieta Earthquake.
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    It seems that winter has returned.

    Help is on the way.... Adult Image Hosting :surprise: :tinhat: :D
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    It seems that winter has returned.

    Re: It seems that winter has returned. :yesyes: Pea sized hail attacks, gusty northerlies, lightning >thunder, cloudbursts... etc. ad nauseam have been the rule around here in central coastal Calif lately... but that's OK because prior to this latest series of storms, or local rainfall...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    DOA • Van Halen :banger:
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    George Zimmerman charged with 2nd degree ******

    How do they manage to retain their tax exempt/not for profit status then? :surprise:
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    George Zimmerman charged with 2nd degree ******

    Understood, that's why I remarked (half jokingly) in post #47 of this tread that Zim is a latino. But who knows for sure what his exact ethnic background is.... one things is for certain, he's sure not one of those evil blue eyed caucasian devils! :1orglaugh
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    What are you listening to right now?

    o-oXdkVLLa0
  21. Facetious

    Shaved Pussy Or Hairy Pussy

    I like 'em trimmed like a piece of pie.
  22. Facetious

    Stop it!

    Sure they are, but only when they're used as enhancements. If a routine surgery can turn a flat chested women into a B cup, I'm all for it! :glugglug:
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    Why do we love big breasts?

    Re: Why do we love big breasts? I don't, particularly. I prefer smaller, more manageable sized boobs on women... gravity comes around ya know, and often times, it's not so pretty IMO. ;) Also, smaller, not so endeared women aren't as challenged when it comes to maintaining optimum body...
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    George Zimmerman charged with 2nd degree ******

    Good point! :1orglaugh His *** is white and his mum is Peruvian. Question for the masses.... If Zim walks, in what particular community will the storefront windows begin to break? :dunno:
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    George Zimmerman charged with 2nd degree ******

    He's a latino. :1orglaugh
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    Large Explosion Heard Across the UK - "It was Sonic Boom from a jet" says Government

    Re: Large Explosion Heard Across the UK - "It was Sonic Boom from a jet" says Governm It was the Norko's ''fizzled satellite missile'' entering your atmosphere, duh. :1orglaugh Just be grateful that, whatever the hell it was, it didn't wipe out your entire grid like an EMP could have. Talk...
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    George Zimmerman charged with 2nd degree ******

    There was no homicidal intent whatsoever on the part of Mr. Zimmerman, it was purely self defense. Case closed. Oh sure, the self proclaimed reverend(s) of the black community will say otherwise, but that's their job, make the white guy culpable for everything that goes wrong in the black...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Buckethead • Whitewash (video) He's a man of few words I hear. :1orglaugh
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    What are you listening to right now?

    74P4W_okEqA&feature=related Van Halen • Could this magic (women and ******** first)
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    Anyone else's fed up with the "vote for me" threads ?

    No, not at all because they eventually stray away from the topic of the OSCM asking for our vote and they become ''Shoot the **** with me'' (an OSCM) treads''. No harm, no fowl.... errr foul, sorry.:cool:
  31. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    "Dwy Queen" your ridiculous looking piece of American culture.... damned spoiled rotten 'merican pigs and their dirty laundry... they think they have problems! Adult Image Hosting :1orglaugh __________________________________________ What pisses me off today? When it's time to pluck...
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    Anyone else's fed up with the "vote for me" threads ?

    How about making up your mind first, then create the thread. :cool: Sour Bordeaux grapes, Johan. Adult Image Hosting :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    SOeRWKCmhRg&feature=related Eric Clapton • "Run" August LP
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    What are you listening to right now?

    9UvRy7PqdXA Page/Plant • Tea for One JylchnnO02A&feature=related
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    Ferdinand Porsche designer of 911 dead at 76

    "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself" - FP Best way to spend a Saturday afternoon... :thumbsup: 0gxpcVYeZJM Doesn't leave you with much room for your date, does it? ;)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Jimmy Page/Paul Rodgers • "Live in Peace" NZdmwd6n_Uk n4RjJKxsamQ
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    Ferdinand Porsche designer of 911 dead at 76

    WRONG! I think you got it mixed up with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Charley. Go on dialysis at taxpayer expense or something why dontcha... and when you're done with that, go upend some tables in front of the appeals board. :1orglaugh
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    Ferdinand Porsche designer of 911 dead at 76

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    What are you listening to right now?

    Cut to the chase ....+1:33 gxrKvyuF5rg
  40. Facetious

    favorite things to hear a girl say in a porn??

    "Oh, ****, your cock is sooo deep in my ..." :glugglug: Some people are repulsed by this expression, but really, it has nothing to do with ****, it's an indication of her getting ever so close to paradise, duh. :1orglaugh Also, on those 2 :female: > 1 guy sessions, I like when the chick off to...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    8AEU5pBxY6E
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    Who is in your avatar?

    Chessie the kitten
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Jimmy Page and Paul Rodgers were "THE Firm" (in better days of music) Special cameo appearance by Les Paul as the bartender (RIP) YDjRFTIhxnA&feature=related XUY-TCOWsS4&feature=related
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    What pisses you off?

    Hangout mooches who attempt to linger... get a clue!
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    Ferdinand Porsche designer of 911 dead at 76

    Full Story A brilliant man with a timeless design. :(
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    Anybody else think this is getting out of control?

    If not guns, then knives, axe handles, lamp posts, baseball bats, automobiles, muriatic acid filled balloons, molotov cocktails.............................
  47. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    The night is black without a moon The air is thick and still The vigilantes gather on The lonely, torchlit hill Features distorted, in the flickering light Faces are twisted and grotesque Silent and stern in the sweltering night Mob moves like demons possessed Quiet in conscience, calm in...
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