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  1. Facetious

    Why do people flock to The Olive Garden?

    There's an Olive Garden Restaurant about two miles from my home, it's been there for approx 10 years, I have not yet patronized it. I'm an outcast, sorry. :shy::dunno: Now, if you want to talk about the Hooters across from ebay h-q, that's a magnet! :boobies: :drool2: Outback Steakhouse in my...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What pisses you off?

    When the inventory of cataloged merchandise shows as being "temporarily out of stock" when I know for a fact that the particular item in question will never return to stock ... it's been discontinued by the mfgr. Just record that the product(s) are out of stock, stop teasing us with this...
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    What's it like dating someone who is bipolar?

    And not just one ''wild bear", TWO wild bears at once!! "bi" right? I don't think there would be much if anything left of them after that menage a trios, do you? ...maybe some blots and/or strips of carrion here and there for the lone, stray and very much off course buzzard to consume, but not...
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    What's it like dating someone who is bipolar?

    Thanks for this first hand info. Hey, check this out... How would this go over?... Let's say that on a given morning, you decided to go have your hair done in a way that was noticeably different than before. OK, your hair is done and you're very excited about it as you view your reflection in...
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    If you could bring any pornstar out of retirement?

    Dani...... Woodward.... yep.... her. :yesyes: Adult Image Hosting wut could she be poutin' about?
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    Why are tomatoes red?

    But why does my latest grocery store purchased watermelon have a pink heart instead of red? Fucking Monsanto, you just never know what those mad scientists are up to these days with their genetic manipulation of our food supply. Nice report btw, yo deeves!
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Adult Image Hosting ................... and it's starrtin 2 sho 2...... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?615413-What-s-it-like-dating-someone-who-is-bipolar&p=6788883&viewfull=1#post6788883 :****:
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    What's it like dating someone who is bipolar?

    I thought that mani-d is an extremity of the former, like bipolarX2, no? :dunno: Save me a trip over to wiki-p if you would... A) Is b-p-d something that the affected individual(s) are born with or is is it something that develops later in life? If the latter, what age does it typically...
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    what material do you use to wank?

    Errr... ummm....Charmin.
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

    The ol' guy still jams.... saw him live the other night in LG Ca. hwTf0o3lLEA Apx0vLhWAiY
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    What's it like dating someone who is bipolar?

    That would suck for the poor guy after 45 mins of hard slammin... "STOP, get off of me you a-hole, you're done with me for the night, understand?!'' Well, for me at least it would suck because I'm not the kind of guy who likes to finish off my women with my hands on my ====D as seen in most of...
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    What's it like dating someone who is bipolar?

    Even during...... well, ya know.... :shy: ?
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    What's it like dating someone who is bipolar?

    Good sport! You mean you can be giddy one minute and like ****** the next? I think I like it! :lovecoupl
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    What's it like dating someone who is bipolar?

    Lots of drama action I would imagine? :1orglaugh :dunno:
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    Texas *** Beats ********'s ******** to Death

    :clap: You go *****-o! SY63KTMrkTM My thoughts exactly. Now ***** needs to go and pay a visit to the Jerry Sandusky residence... mess 'em up real good, Tejas style!
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    Post a random song lyric

    She laughed in my face, told me good-bye Said "Don't think about it, you can go crazy Anything can happen, anything can end Don't try to fight it, don't try to save me" She's a woman in love And he's gonna break her heart to pieces She don't wanna see She's a woman in love, but it's not me...
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    What pisses you off?

    The fact that almost everything in my cluttered garage somehow ends up on the ground, jeesh, I could use more clear tabletops around here.... either that or a lot fewer tools. /clutterer/hoarder I am
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    It's "You're" not Your

    When people use "nuther" as a word... "That's a whole nuther topic". I hear it all the time on tv, radio and on the streets, but never, not a once have I ever read anywhere in text format where anybody has tried to pull it off. :dunno: :1orglaugh
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    Decline of the Porn Industry?

    I'd say that we have too much of a good thing on our hands :rubbel: :1orglaugh... Facebook is fizzling as well, thank you very much. It's like that awesome all you can eat buffet at the casino in South Lake Tahoe where everything is the best of the best... eat there enough times and...
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    It's "You're" not Your

    The thing I have most trouble with these days is the possessive plurals and in some cases, the proper location for commas. The odd thing is, "x" years ago when I was in high school and jr. college, I aced english, it was my best subject, however today I'm a bit out of practice and should refresh...
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    What do you do to be more energy efficient and ecologically friendly?

    I don't have any ******** and it doesn't look like I'm going to... shouldn't I get some type of credit/rebate for that? Aside- I never really had that paternal instinct to begin with unlike my bros & sisters. Seriously, why would I want to procreate a generation behind me, I'm not planning of...
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    What do you do to be more energy efficient and ecologically friendly?

    Something is ''fishy'' around here:1orglaugh. Seriously, what's the catch? You mean if I was paying $100 per mo on my gas utility bill, I could decrease that bill to a mere $5/mo? For how many months has your energy provider agreed to reduce you gas bill as a reward for going tankless? X-lint...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    SOGBIxuc0y8 and this:
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    What do you do to be more energy efficient and ecologically friendly?

    For all of you solar guys... do you have any idea how solar panels are manufactured (in china)? Well, they're like giant computer motherboards that consist of various toxic resins and heavy metals for starters. They're environmentally unfriendly in the manufacturing process and they're...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Red Hot Chili Peps fV9IJVoFR_Q&feature=related And just what the hell are you doing at a pharma sales meeting?! New gig? Congrats! ... already warring with the chief execs, huh? ::1orglaugh
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    What pisses you off?

    Check your home for dust count... get a pane of clear glass, clean it thoroughly and set it down on the ground nearest relatively high foot traffic areas... 1 week later (or 2 days later if you wish) view the pane in a dark room with a bright flashlight, you'll be amazed to see all of the debris...
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    What pisses you off?

    The non quality of ebay's resolution whenever you use their zoom in feature... Why would I want to zoom in on already poor resolution?
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    Post a random song lyric

    ''...lost my mind, yeah... can't find it anywhere...''
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    Big Ben to be renamed Elizabeth Tower

    Revisionary Progressivism. It's just like here in the US of A there used to be separate holidays honoring the births of Lincoln and Washington... but NO, now (ongoing for better than twenty years time) we have a MLK holiday and just ''presidents day''.
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    Push Me Towards 1000 Posts

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    What are you listening to right now?

    I can play bass better than her!! JKMO5e9rAp0 5Lf_CEzqQfA&feature=autoplay&list=PLBBA49074939A549E&playnext=4
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Red Hot Chili Peppers cover Jimi Hendrix • Castles Made of Sand 0m0Nd_XdTVU&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLBBA49074939A549E Jerry Cantrell • Cover "Gloom, Despair and Agony HUSFIt28Stw&feature=relmfu...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    PXHTt9b1j2g "FUCK!.... ....Wuts my motivation here?'' :1orglaugh nZNjjL-Zfmk ZA2q5CxLDm4
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    What do you do to be more energy efficient and ecologically friendly?

    My batches of ******* do not, I repeat, do not contain benzine, a known carcinogen. Oh, and I only use biodegradable peanuts for packing material. :1orglaugh
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    What do you do to be more energy efficient and ecologically friendly?

    I only use about 3-4 gallons each time I shower. Why leave the water running, it's total b/s, just get wet, turn the water off, lather up nice and good and rinse off, done. Think about it, you're actually getting cleaner when using less water... let the soap kinda just hang out on your body so...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ^ She just as well should have sung it as such. Guzzle-guzzle... Snort - snort! :1orglaugh ZgDXWE77Ihw
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Body Type Poll

    4JS5DPxmMEc I'm not really picky ... up to about 145lbs I guess. :o
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Favorite Historical Battle?

    Of the Bulge... I remember it used to be embarrassing when I'd go out on dates and not be able to keep my wiener in check. It's like, "hello, I realize we have a long night together... hope you don't mind me walkin' around with this cucumber in my crotch.'' :o :1orglaugh
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    if you were permanently disfigured or *********, would you want to be put down?

    It all depends, I'd have to figure it out when I got there, God forbid. I do believe that we as individuals should have the right to choose our ultimate destinies, i.e. the government shouldn't have the authority to interfere insofar as physician assisted termination of life goes. Dr...
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Adult Image Hosting ... just one or two of these is my maximum ******* intake/24 hours. These days, it's more about savoring craft brews as opposed to just sluggin' down a sixer/twelver just to get f'ed up. ;)
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    What pisses you off?

    Asshole bureaucrats with their cutesy slogans and acronyms, I swear, is this what they pride themselves on?!! You know, there used to be a time in this country when you weren't req'd to wear seatbelts... yep, those were the days when you could legally carry a loaded .357 in your glovebox... my...
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    What pisses you off?

    Uncooperative wire that doesn't like to be soldered! :mad: :o
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    Foxes

    Who was here first is what we need to ascertain. ;) Hey, at least it isn't a ****** of skunks that are taking up residency under your house, evicting them is definitely a job for the professionals... **** 'em off and you'll wish you hadn't! :hairpull:
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    What pisses you off?

    The fact that Mark Zuckerberg earns a billion dollars with each $2 increase in the Facebook stock price
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    Van Halen cancel tour

    Meh, remember their music for what it was, we don't need to see creaky old men up on stage pretending to be twentysomethings, besides, reunion shows are usually about money, retirement money for the band members to be exact. I think the show would be depressing, Dave and Alex aren't even the...
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    What pisses you off?

    They envy you, take it as a compliment... I do!
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