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  1. Facetious

    Bush To Write Book On Boosting Economic Growth

    Yes, seriously. How was Bush supposed to stop all of the joos from doing what they do best on Wall Street, cyclically ripping off investors by means of poor, questionable and/or downright ******* accounting and/or management practices? Are you also going to hold ''w'' responsible for what did...
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    DOA82 is kinda a total dick

    Scotch over the rocks is more like it. ;) :1orglaugh
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    Who did you watch when you were younger that you'd still fuck today??

    She's a great lady too... long lasting beauty for sure! I wasn't that big of a Ginger fan however... I mean she was sexy and all, but Maryanne was the gorgeous simple chick next door type in her day. :yummie:
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    How do i get her into....

    A. She's ticklish B. You need instruction on how to make her clit buzz with joy, i.e. you're not doing it right perhaps. Tell her that it would mean a lot to you if she could offer you any special instructions about what she might like, you know technique bro. C. Just think, there are...
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    Who did you watch when you were younger that you'd still fuck today??

    Vanna White... not bad for a 55 y/o. ... her ********* are probably awesome too! :yummie:
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    What pisses you off?

    Got it. ;) Yea, I remember when Grey Davis signed those inflated long term oil contracts... and then he was recalled... and then there was Arnie riding around in his Hummer. :facepalm: :1orglaugh What are ya gonna do, we're just little rank and file minions living under the dictates of a...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    This...... and this.... YADH-QSSaxk&feature=related
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    What are you listening to right now?

    :sunny: Chris Cornell :sunny: Sunshower ............................& WFpatj0rESE
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    What pisses you off?

    ^ Sorry for the link to the entire us of a... what I had to offer was a rather sizable **** of fuel holding cells. /fail! Oh well
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    What pisses you off?

    Fire. Texaco. Northern California. Refinery. Where & When? :dunno: Aside, This has always amused me... There's a gasoline pipeline that runs from the Northern California oil refineries in Martinez/Benecia down to the south bay area of North San Jose. OK, here's where it ends up... looks like a...
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    What pisses you off?

    When your friends die and there are no details. Fucking bullshit! What am I supposed to do assume this or that happened for the rest of my life? Aggrivating! :hairpull:X10 Re: What pisses you off? Wondering which E-cig would be best for me. :hairpull:
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Fuller's London Pride Ale... :yummie: ... or maybe it was it Fuller's ''ESB'' ale... or perhaps it was the Fuller's ''1845'' ale... :dunno: In any event, it's all delicious stuff over at the Fuller's place, you can count on that! ;)
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    Proud to be Italian: A burlesque vision of the Italian politik

    Re: Proud to be an Italian XR8WjPEjpVg :D :P
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    Dirk, you can come back now.

    Damn it's going to be awfully boring around here w/out Sam and all of the infighting. You know it's true. I wouldn't want to have it any other way, lighten up! Seriously, who wants to be a member of a forum where individuals can't make an ass out of themselves if they so please? The more...
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    Dirk, you can come back now.

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    I miss.....

    I miss... the days when I was in my twenties :(... all of the great times... all of the parties, the nightlife, few responsibilities in life, it seemed like I was living in a ***** world. But then suddenly I was in my thirties and responsibilities began to amass and the nightlife began to calm...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Obama made issue of Romney's high school pranks.

    Bad strategy, David (Axelrod), bad strategy indeed! David Alexrod - A leading Chicago based advisor to the president... and a reptilian moon joo at that! ;)
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Favorite Female Vocalists

    Cat Power! Still a hottie at 40. :yummie: MVGgGW1ZalY&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=AL94UKMTqg-9DzZgmPTsysSumsrvBSaDGA
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    Damn, I hope you're alright after screwing all of those Columbian girls behind their b/fs'...

    Damn, I hope you're alright after screwing all of those Columbian girls behind their b/fs' backs! No disappearing act now... check in periodically and let us know what's up ... will ya? :dunno:
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    Boobs: Which do you prefer? Big or Petite?

    This... on a chick that's 5'-8'' and weighs in at about a buck twenty five... make her Swedish and I'll even be happier! :glugglug: Seriously though, who am I to be making judgements about women being perfect or not... I'm good, but I sure ain't perfect. Just give me all of the ''good'' girls...
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    How many of you don't have firearms?

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    How many of you don't have firearms?

    Originally Posted by Sam Fisher Maybe he just feels like his life is worth preserving and/or maybe he lives and works in an area where crimes of ******** commonly occur and you don't. ;)
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    How many of you don't have firearms?

    You're probably right, but I have to ask for more info...who, what, where and when? Let me just add that sometimes ''shooting quick'' can be justified in a court of law, however, in the case of ******* *** carrying gang bangers, it's usually without justification. Life doesn't have much meaning...
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    The giraffe hunters who pay 10k to shoot the gentle giants with guns & bows for sport

    Re: The giraffe hunters who pay 10k to shoot the gentle giants with guns & bows for s ''Gentle Giants" :D C7HCIGFdBt8 0-º I'm not much of a big game hunter... I do like to pick my targets carefully though... Dick Cheney should too! :P
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    How many of you don't have firearms?

    ^Yep! :yesyes: In the area where I live, women need to arm themselves more than ever today, especially now since the city had to lay off at least 66 police officers due to budget cuts. I often monitor the fire and police frequencies and I hear about all of the women getting assaulted by men...
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    How many of you don't have firearms?

    Re: How many of you don't have firearms? No comment, but the best shooter at my club is a 63 year old woman, a ****** or four... go fig-r. :dunno: ... I'll go a little further and say that she's one of the best shooters in the world. Watch the video, it might change the way you feel about...
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    closest hardcore pornstar to shay laren?

    Who, Shay? I wanna go out and buy her drinks among other things... I hear she's a heavyweight drinker. :yummie: HbHg5aEv2Ew
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    Puma swede & jennifer dark

    Oh, I'm really looking forward to this! Thanks for the heads up, Ms. Swede, I'm sure mine will be... UP^! :yummie::drool2:
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What pisses you off?

    √ The simple fact that nothing is confidential when there is a woman listening...amirite √ A soft ***** vending machine that's choosy about the condition of the dollar bills it accepts... and naturally, all of the singles in my wallet are always well weathered. √ Mooches who walk the...
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    Who's the sexiest babe in stockings?

    Keep the pics coming, lovely, the shinier the better. :yummie:
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    Worst invention ever ?

    Hope I die before I'm reduced to using a catheter. :P ________________________________________________ The notion that diamonds are anything special. :facepalm:
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    Worst invention ever ?

    Yea and countless millions of peaceful members of the Russian Orthodox Church were slaughtered wholesale by the vehemently anti religious bolshies. Where is the proof that areligious/non religious people as a collective group are uniformly peaceful? they're not just the same as religious people...
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    Worst invention ever ?

    California ********* :facepalm: :hammer: Idiots, it's not fucking *********, it's sparkling **** produced in either the bulk (charmat) process -or- by the traditional methode champenoise process... some of the latter is very damned good btw, but it ain't Champage, kapeesh?
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    Greatest invention ever

    ZUOUXnuCLOU&feature=related ;) What about the Asians and the Africans ... aren't they inventive? :dunno: Racist/biased Pig you!! :P ;)
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    What do you consider when voting in elections?

    Re: What do you consider when voting in elections? No career bureaucrat cronies who have made fortunes off of the backs of the working class private sector. A politician or politicians who don't always seek out the advice of his or her advisors when making day to day decisions. A politician...
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    Capitalism

    You're absolutely correct, who dares? Today's form of capitalism as practiced is much different than the capitalism of yesterday. Think about it, we (America as an economic power in the world) have very little to offer in the form of finished goods, how can you possibly be enjoying the benefits...
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    Meooow !!

    MEOW! :drool2: rrYlofQEnNk
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    What pisses you off?

    When $20 worth of gas doesn't ever register a quarter tank . :ak47:
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    I wish I was in my twenties again, assholes! :1orglaugh

    Hope you guys didn't give too many women a bad complex when blasting this 'moo' sound. :eek:
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    Hey, let's make you famous, everybody loves a blue eyed brunette! :lovecoupl Cutie profile pics...

    Hey, let's make you famous, everybody loves a blue eyed brunette! :lovecoupl Cutie profile pics too, btw. :drool2: :yesyes:
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    Funny how some people drop off the face of the earth

    B2J was/is living in Colorado same as Galactic (formerly Galactic22)... both dearly love or loved (god forbid we use past tenses here) malt beverage(s)... ...you think..... ??????????????????? :tinhat: .... but B2J could hold maintain his *********** and Galactic could not... Oh well, so...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Stevie Nicks (and 2 other chicky poohs - all elderly women now unfortunately:() • L and L 4OZ9F3NTvzY
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    Porn chicks with fucked up teeth, why don't they get braces?

    Re: Porn chicks with fucked up teeth, why don't they get braces? Their bio fathers are AWOL deadbeat flakes who ditch out on personal responsibilities leaving, in many cases, nothing but a poor, undisciplined and very much downtrodden single parent household in their ****. Assholes. If you're...
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    What is your favorite part of the female body?

    The neck! :yummie: Adult Image Hosting This. There are far too many women out there who are self conscious about their boobs, just leave 'em the hell alone, I'll take good care of them... b, c or whatever cup size. :yummie:
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    What up, Scott, thanks for the rep. I haven't been keeping up with things, it doesn't seem like...

    What up, Scott, thanks for the rep. I haven't been keeping up with things, it doesn't seem like you're around as much, are you still out hunting for that ***** job or did you land it? If the former, stay persistent and positive, things will come around. Are you ready for a change of season? I...
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    I wish I was in my twenties again, assholes! :1orglaugh

    It's all in good spirits though, at least they aren't gang bangin, i.e. slingin' 'caine & meth, or shooting people.
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