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  1. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    I'm glad I didn't evolve from anything that sucked. I know... I know... My grandparents used to rant at my parents about their awful music... and then my parents did the same to me. Thankfully no ******** in the future for me ... yet... I hope. :1orglaugh...
  2. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    I'm glad I didn't evolve from anything that sucked. ___________________________________________________ O-SIbttHSg0&feature=fvst
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    Where do I send my g/f to order those awesome shiny black thigh highs you wear? :drool2: Do you...

    Where do I send my g/f to order those awesome shiny black thigh highs you wear? :drool2: Do you shoot skeet it those things? ... More Drooling :drool2: :yesyes: :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Using that logic, metal then evolved from music that sucks... amirite
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    What pisses you off?

    Re: What pisses you off? The apparent necessity for my local grocery store check out clerks to ask me for my specific birthdate whenever I purchase ****** or ****. When asked, I simply said, "decline to state, hows that?" and I got this look of distrust/disloyalty back from the clerk. See what...
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    What Model Type Do You Prefer?

    Wait... Monica Sweetheart is a swimsuit model? :dunno: :confused: ... and last time I saw imagery of Monica Sweetheart, she was kind of bulky. Not fat mind you, but certainly not skinny. ;)
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    American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ********

    Re: American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ***** It might be just you. :P ____________________________________ The troops must be feeling like pawns in this irresolvable game of war now going into its eleventh year, I can imagine the sense of desperation...
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    American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ********

    Re: American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ***** ''War is hell''... Always has been, always will be. I think that we put far to much pressure on those who serve in our military, so much so that elements of the Federal government should be held liable for...
  9. Facetious

    What Model Type Do You Prefer?

    The more slender 5'-6'' - 5'-9" tall c cup chicks. The only problem with a 5' - 9'' chick is, I like 5'' heels on women... she'd be an inch taller than me... shorter guys look ridiculous with taller women. :1orglaugh
  10. Facetious

    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    Eagles • Those Shoes
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    Harley Spencer Penthouse pics!

    Such a young innocent girl too. :drool2: :D
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    American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ********

    Re: American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ***** A good many of those shootings are initiated by young individuals who happen to be on anti depressant meds, of course the main stream media will never report it. Yeah, just give the juniors a pill and...
  13. Facetious

    When you see your rep has gone up.

    Thing is, I don't really notice my rep going up much these days... hell, the last time I checked, I had received ten new entries of pos + rep and I didn't even know it! Yep, them good ol' days of racking up thousands and thousands of points with every passing day are long gone! Thank you rep...
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    When you see your rep has gone up.

    Author, I can't rep you yet... I'll check back frequently until I can. :P
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    American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ********

    Re: American soldier has a 'breakdown' and shoots 16 civilians dead including 9 ***** I'm surprised this sorta thing doesn't happen with regularity. Really, the infrequency of these kinds of killings if anything demonstrates just how difficult it is the break the minds of those within the ranks...
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    Most Tarnished Legacy In Sports?

    ^ The joos did it!... ...A g a i n! Damned underminers! :1orglaugh Also, how about just tarnished sports legacies next time, why does everything have to be most? ;)
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    Anyone know of any good Hentai websites????

    Search "Hentai" as this has been asked before over this here forum. Understand, I'm not trying to be a smart ass, I'm just trying to help you with your query.
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    How Old is My Pet? Correctly Calculate Your Dog or Cat's Age!

    Cats age by a multiple of 10 after a certain age... I forgot which. As for Whimz, did he annul his engagement? Did I miss a posty or sumthin? :dunno: :D Back to cats for a sec... I find it hilarious how everybody's cat is the greatest cat of all time... even if the cat's master has ********...
  19. Facetious

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Hop Stoopid! American double imperial ipa ~ 8% ABV
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    What are you listening to right now?

    6_FX-cLhI00
  21. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    -jzVmyNj4pM X2eOd4OcbFs
  22. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    ^ ƒixed 1) ipods/pads/phones 3,4,5,6,7,8,9....10,000 and those who are mesmerized by them. It's a great big world out there, why not get some exercise and some color in your face... save your eyesight, look at the world as it presented. 2) When associates of my local ******** phone the...
  23. Facetious

    Wait, What?

    do re mi fa so la ti do?:dunno:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    VXZcO7J2AnM 3tOq25vBkso
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    I love4 squallumz

    Don't ****... tolerate. :uohs: NOT! He'll be better after about 4 - 8 micro brewtons... wontcha, galactic? :glugglug::1orglaugh
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    I love4 squallumz

    Who need xanaxxx when there's oxxxicuntin? :P
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    Overtired & Pale

    Oh definitely, the Pacific (ocean) is twenty mins away from my doorway threshold! :sunny: I'll tote the boards (surf and/or skim), you tote the cooler! :glugglug: No, wait! Just bungee cord the cooler atop the boards and Ill take it from there. :thumbsup: Oh, you're welcome, any time... and...
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    Overtired & Pale

    Body: 6' 1'' 190 + a pound or two or three or four over, but never five. Skin: somewhat peachy over the winter. NV, you mentioned something about being tired, if this is a regular thing, you might want to review your diet for any possible vitamin deficiencies... it's very important, do you...
  29. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    pQidsbSjL-w
  30. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Jammin hard in 1970!:banger: EvuI8d57N9I
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    Post a random song lyric

    Hey, I ain't never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. Hey-hey, I can't meet you here tomorrow - no, no. Say goodbye don't follow - Misery so hollow. Hey you, you're livin' life full throttle. Hey you, pass me down that bottle, yeh... Hey-hey you, you can't shake me round now. I get...
  32. Facetious

    Rush Limbaugh calls Georgetown student a 'slut'

    Re: Rush Limbaugh calls Georgetown student a 'slut' Liberals referenced Palin and the Bush ********* much more severely... I wasn't aware of any outcry from the 'publicans. :P ;) Hell, the liberals even nailed McCain's ******** before they even knew about her politics.
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    If the country you were to immigrate to required your fingerprints....

    It's just a matter of time, why fight it? You guys begged for government run heath care... well, there goes your right to privacy. DNA √ finger prints √ retinal scanning √ all gathered quickly in one convenient location (the hospital or physicians office), and you didn't even know it, isn't...
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    Kirk Cameron on abortion: "I think that it's wrong, under any circumstances"

    This. :glugglug: They're called liberals... everybody must always be in sync, those who aren't will be ostracized! ''Liberals''...:facepalm:
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    What pisses you off?

    Oh yes, thinking back to about a year ago... Ugly overnight ER nurses who wear cheap wigs.. that is, unkept cheap wigs. :uohs: ...and to think that her colleagues probably couldn't have said anything out of fear of being reprimanded for discrimination. What a fucking world we live in...
  36. Facetious

    Was your very first ejaculation the hardest?

    That ^ º-O :yesyes: Re: Q: Was your very first ejaculation the hardest? & A: Quite possibly I think I was 12 y/o when it happened, I was in my bedroom looking at an issue of my older *******'s Penthouse mag which I had surreptitiously checked out from his stash. All at once, bang, my dick...
  37. Facetious

    Larsson? You Swede, I Swede, Swede numero uno!

    Larsson? You Swede, I Swede, Swede numero uno!
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    New Orleans Saints Had "Bounty Program," NFL Says

    The '70's & early eighties Oakland Raiders come to mind.
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    Coca Cola vs Pepsi

    If Pepsi is actually less carbonated than ****, which cola is greener? Right, less carbon dioxide, less greenhouse gasses. :rofl: *******? :D
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    Coca Cola vs Pepsi

    Now now :nono: No tampering with such great products. :D
  41. Facetious

    Coca Cola vs Pepsi

    ^ You can tell the difference between 7-up and Sprite? ... and is that difference really appreciable?
  42. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Queensryche • EMPIRE NSTct2FFamw EHapAsmvGEU&feature=related
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    Coca Cola vs Pepsi

    Crystal meth over **** any day... who needs to be paranoid? :1orglaugh But seriously, **** tastes good to me when I order it at McD's, however, to my tastebuds, it's just plain nasty straight out of the can as it seems to have a harsh finish on the palate. All in all, I prefer ******** my...
  44. Facetious

    Your Area Lets see a Pic

    Vineyards in my area (quarry in background and San Francisco Bay beyond that) in the southern reaches of the Santa Cruz mtn. range Adult Image Hosting So much occupy... :1orglaugh :P
  45. Facetious

    Ronnie Montrose Dead: Rock Guitar Legend Passes Away At 64

    I think you're referring to Eddie Van Halen, Rhoads was a student of classical music.
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    Ronnie Montrose Dead: Rock Guitar Legend Passes Away At 64

    ^ Yep! A Montrose original: :hatsoff: rhoYBnFi-WM (yes, it's Sammy Hagar on vocals for the uninitiated) Montrose was America's first heavy metal band and it worked against them because Warner Brothers at the time (early 70's) didn't quite know how to market this new rock genre that would...
  47. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Vocalist. The end. kqTrRbQXAF8&feature=related
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    What are you listening to right now?

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