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  1. Facetious

    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    Ahh, phooey, I was just about to lay blame on Sarah Palin and her band of radical tea partiers as being coconspirators in this one just like my lefty friends ****** no time doing in the Loughner shooting incident in Az. Ya big spoiler you! So much for striking when the iron is hot with you...
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    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    Adult Image Hosting Don't take away the guns, just simply legalize prostitution in all 50 states. Seriously, hear me out on this one... What single thing do these mass ********* tirade goons have in common? You got it, they just simply ain't gettin any... So it is here I say we offer the not...
  3. Facetious

    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    ^ I forgot to add... both of her parents were slain before her.
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    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    ^ Here's an interesting testimony fwiw. This woman was caught in the middle of a 22 body count massacre in Texas... "... I made the worst mistake of my life... I left my *** in my car..." (a victim's testimony to Congress really) FvTO-y-B2YM If the sensible people (the overwhelming...
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    Re: 2012 Official Gardening Thread My Early Girl tomatoes have exceeded 8' in height thanks in part to my nifty trellis work.... the fruit however is still green due to a rather chilly spring / late arriving summer.
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    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    Thanks for chopping off the context portion of my post...
  7. Facetious

    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    Another thing that could make a man go postal in this modern day world is the notion that everybody in the world is having sex 24/7! We already know that pron is everywhere on the internet.... watch too much of this stuff and you're bound to go MAD... particularly if you're single and you...
  8. Facetious

    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    I think that whole *** show purchase thingy has been blown way out of proportion, really, who is going to display an unrecorded firearm in their display case? The ATF officials could confiscate everything on a sellers table if they displayed such a *** for sale. On the classified ad front, I...
  9. Facetious

    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    How about this (+ 6 seconds) for starters. Yeah, that's an important one, if we cannot thoughtfully communicate with one another, that's a problem as our progressive educators continue to preach about the supposed virtues of multilingualism. :facepalm: Also, I'm sure that the recent breakup of...
  10. Facetious

    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    .. Are you talking about two consecutive Sadurdays as in, I don't know, two - four hour classes in order to complete this two week firearm training course idea of yours, or are you talking about 80 hours of instruction, I hope it's the latter for non carry / home defense applicants. Also, why...
  11. Facetious

    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    Wut, ''going postal'' at Wallyworld? I don't get it! :dunno: :ak47: -----------USPS I knew I liked you. Johan, maximum security prison inmates in this here America are producing crude weapon shotguns from their very own cell blocks... so I ask you, what good would a firearms ban do...
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    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    I'm the criminal defense atty for the *** ... the stormtrooper mural in the lobby of Denver Intl. Airport made him do it. :P Adult Image Hosting
  13. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Zeppelin at their very best... any questions? rb6pJlrS9DA&feature=related ................................... ^ ......................................^ OK, fuck youtube and their plug in, geesh, I'm away from the desktop for a week and everything seems to need a new player download. In my...
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    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    Bravery would be to actually remain standing and take this thing to trial, m i rite Seriously, the act of taking your own life takes tremendous guts, there's nothing cowardly about that at all, nothing!
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    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    Another nut in a country with a population of... how many million people, 330 - 360? It's a wonder how these kinds of incidents don't occur with regularity. I wonder what type(s) of antidepressant meds this guy was on, you know, that's the side of the story they never tell us about, the pattern...
  16. Facetious

    How Much Are You Really Interested in Porn?

    Re: How Much Are You Really Interested in Porn? Hey, if it's art I like it. ;) ... that's what it is, isn't it? :cool:
  17. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    Well it seems like I'm caught up in your trap again And it seems like I'll be wearin' the same ol' chains Good will conquer evil and the truth will set you free Then I know someday I'll find the key Then I know somewhere I'll find the key Well it seem like I've been playin' the game way too...
  18. Facetious

    If you could resurrect anyone actor who would it be?

    ''Roseann Roseannadanna?'' :1orglaugh ____________________________________________ Dean Martin was a cool sunava ***... him.
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    Do you still reside in Colombia or are you back in the states (Jersey)? Did you ever find the...

    Do you still reside in Colombia or are you back in the states (Jersey)? Did you ever find the 'it girl' in Colombia, you know that one very special life partner type of woman? Whatever the case may be, best of luck to you in all of your endeavors Catch ya later
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    If you could resurrect anyone actor who would it be?

    ''Cheeburger, Cheeburger... Hambaga, Hambaga!'' :1orglaugh Dennis Weaver :1orglaugh ij2UplGPIGo
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    If you could resurrect anyone actor who would it be?

    Let me not forget Bronson here... Charles Bronson, yep! Remember those classic SNL's (Satnitelives) that featured Belushi as "Samurai Taylor"? Also they featured him as a single man operator of a deli... I think it was called "Samurai Deli"? Those were f-en priceless :rofl: He's swinging that...
  22. Facetious

    Should Van Halen Play Halftime At The Superbowl?

    Yay. We need David's over inflated ego for comic relief. :P Roth to this day continues to carry around with him a level of self importance that's unparalleled. Eddie and Alex must roll their eyes behind his (Roth's) back, you can be sure of that. Next question is, what should they play?
  23. Facetious

    Best compliment to pizza?

    Exactly. Precisely. This. With my pizza I like a tossed salad consisting of fresh green iceberg lettuce, sliced avocados, grapes, tomato & apple wedges all topped of with my own homemade red **** vinegar along with olive oil salt & pepa and grated parmesian cheese. Hey, it's almost getting to...
  24. Facetious

    Favourite Part of Summer?

    Re: Favourite Part of Summer? Joining in on the nightlife along the pacific coast is my favorite, really, it's the perfect venue for meeting new people... err...women that is. It sucks though as I've gotten older because I find that fewer and fewer of my buddies are available to go out and...
  25. Facetious

    1975 Dodge B200

    Author, Do you watch Starsky & Hutch reruns? :) I'm jus kiddin... the only Dodge I ever knew of was a '63 Power Wagon 4x4 panel side, my oldest ******'s b/f had one when I was a kiddo, it was back during the days when custom 4x4in' was still in its *******... pretty cool ride as I recall. Glad...
  26. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    Well, I was only a *** -- didn't know enough to be afraid Playing the game, but not the way the big boys played Nothing to lose -- maybe I had something to trade The way the big wheel spins Well, I was only a ***, on a holy crusade I placed no trust in a faith that was ready-made Take no...
  27. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    HayjUnLyB3Y&feature=related Gpi813FV2yQ
  28. Facetious

    What are you Smoking Right Now?

    Re: What are you Smoking Right Now? A twenty rock.... Yo, gotta nutha? :sizzle~sizzle:
  29. Facetious

    General Motors - Its time has past

    GM's Electromotive still manufactures the best locomotives in the world, that's something we can be proud of... Well, not so fast...it's too bad the suits at GM are giving away ... :uhem: (selling it off the record actually) their latest technology to the PRC :mad::ak47: Anything for a...
  30. Facetious

    Where Do Your Boogers Usually End Up?

    Better a binge than syringe I always say. Where does the majority of nasal junk end up you ask... prolly out your ass like the rest of the solids circulating in your digestive tract. Too many bong loads, DV. :cmon:
  31. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    SFBSvie8ASY
  32. Facetious

    The Tragically Hip vs Rush

    Adult Image Hosting Enough of these smiley *** yellow colored fire plugs already. :P
  33. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    Panhandlers who collectively seem to come out of the woodwork at noon on Friday as they loiter around cash machines with their "please help me" signs...
  34. Facetious

    If you could bring any pornstar out of retirement?

    Also... Tabitha is uniquely cute and intriguing.
  35. Facetious

    i just put nair on my pubes and.........................

    One whiff of that stuff and my sinus passages and meal plans are ruined for at least 24 hours.
  36. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    I'm no Diamond Dave fan in particular, but I connect with this song big time! Enjoy each passing day to the fullest as best as you can... they seldom get better the older you get. DLR • Damned Good (Times) -mIP7ySBXBg
  37. Facetious

    Who can help me??

    Are you kidding me, I would have thought that a Cohen would be the one with the answers. and to add insult to injury, you even have the audacity to call yourself 'super'. :1orglaugh
  38. Facetious

    Sugar Babies

    :eeew: Is that Sam Fisher link 1? :facepalm: If so, she's all yours. :flaccid: Aside, I love my Sugar Babies... fun to chuck in the cinema! Adult Image Hosting
  39. Facetious

    Latin (latina) babes only (no hardcore)

    Re: hottest latina Girlz is girlz... race shouldn't matter. . . should it? :dunno:
  40. Facetious

    Rude Servers At Restaurants...

    Re: Rude Servers At Restaurants... are foolish! Serve me well in a restaurant and I'll kick down a 25-30% tip without thinking twice about it.
  41. Facetious

    Texas *** Beats ********'s ******** to Death

    How many ********* do you have? º-O/;) You're right, after all, the ******** just made 'mistake' (everybody makes those, right?), it wasn't necessary for the defendant to **** him. Clearly this is a case of excessive use of ***** in a defensive situation...NOT!
  42. Facetious

    the RED REP club

    But.... but... You have tenure around here, how could she have stooped so low? Keep your testicles .... whoops... ********* to yourself, petra! Neither, DOA's penchant for not allowing us to talk about it. /closed
  43. Facetious

    Why do people flock to The Olive Garden?

    Yea and....9ufpU3X-t4w KFC :1orglaugh
  44. Facetious

    Why do people flock to The Olive Garden?

    Yea and.... 9ufpU3X-t4w :1orglaugh :P
  45. Facetious

    Why do people flock to The Olive Garden?

    How appetizing would menudo be to the average American of any ethnic extraction? :P
  46. Facetious

    Why do people flock to The Olive Garden?

    Mmm! Make mine Al dente style! :yummie: Exactly, chain restaurants basically use the same pre-prepped sauce(s) etc that are available in the grocery aisle, it's just that they use institutional sized 1 gallon sized cans of Heinz instead of 14 oz sizes.
  47. Facetious

    Why do people flock to The Olive Garden?

    ....Besides, olives grow in orchards, not gardens... amirite
  48. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    UXQYcNSNIb8&feature=related Van Halen • Bottoms Up! (vintage live) IDPS8-X2ghg&feature=related
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    Why do people flock to The Olive Garden?

    Most people don't have a clue what authentic italian cuisine is about as the mum and pops hole in the wall type city joints are far and few between if found at all. I think that we'd have to go back a few generations in this country in order to find a true authentic italian plate of food. I...
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