If You Had $20,000 To $50,000 To Invest What Would You Put It In?

I would get my medical problems fixed I can't afford to do so now, and buy a car I know can reliably get me to work. If any was left I would make it so my home wasn't constantly cold during the winter.

It sounds pretty lame, but that would probably be the best investment in my future to make things reasonably more stable for me with the best chance of success.
 
I make apps and games, but keep them relatively small so less investments from me. if I had an extra 50k Id invest in mobile app development. I've also been working on something small for the VR.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
I'd invest in improving/perfecting tattoo removal techniques, and developing procedures to repair gauged ears. I sense a trend....
 

georges

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Staff member
Rolex Submariner 1680 and an old 1970 Chrysler Imperial Lebaron or 1970 Cadillac Eldorado
 
Since only things in my mind are sex and food... I'd probably wait, save that money into a bank and invest for the future. That is until I actually come up with something useful I need... like... sex... or food...
 

DrakeM

is drinking synthehol in Ten Forward
Two suggestions, the first from an interview with a guy standing in line to buy a Powerball ticket - he tells the reporter he'd spend it on cocaine and hookers, hey honesty is the best policy right?

Second suggestion from Monty Python, invest in diesel-powered nuns. Can't go wrong with that, especially with the new pope being open to new nun-powering engines.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Best idea so far with the exception of the "me working" part.

If you don't want the annoyance of having to work constantly buy some more income properties. Eh, you're in LA, you can't get anything with $50k, that would be like having $5k where I live. Hrm. Nah, I'm too busy to broker shit out here for you.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
What would I put it in?

My butthole.

That way, the next time I went to the bathroom I could literally shit money and impress all of my friends.
 

ArthurTurner

God Bless Christian Louboutin
Or what type of business would you start? The stock market is taking a shit and who knows if you should buy gold from William Devane.

I'm not worried about the stock market. It's been down before and it'll rise again. I'd find a stock that's in the dumper. buy a bunch of it, then wait for it to rise.
 
Start a barbeque chicken restaurant. There's fried chicken, roasted chicken, blackened chicken but no barbeque chicken. I love barbeque chicken.it may be my favorite chicken.
 
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