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I hear you can get cootie warts on your hand by doing that sort of thing.

.....and PETA and mrtrebus' quest to find his quack like a duck porno.

You know, there's a reason that us Americans and China broke away from you Communist bastards.... I can't think of one right now because I'm drunk off my ass but I'm sure it had something to do with The Spice Girls.

Remember that time Obama killed a fly on television and PETA got all butt hurt? We should gather up all the bugs around our houses and go donate them to a PETA workers house...they would thank us for it.

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Huh....I'm a fan of Brooke but I didn't recognize her here. I guess because I'm used to seeing her with shorter blackish hair. Thanks for the help guys.

This thread is so totally not gay because potters clearly put a picture of a fully clothed woman in between some pics of a bunch of naked black guys. Also, I hope that the weenies in my hot hot dogs for the 4th of July are as big as those dudes' schlongs. :yummie: I'm here all week...

YyQDr4ZBvAA opyVdN8GZtc td-v6vG2Xhs fS5A56SEbP0 E0E0ynyIUsg tsLkL8DTHeg .....rock out with your cock out! :banger:

I hear that sometimes they crawl up your nose when you're sleeping and lay eggs in your brain. Once the eggs hatch it's all over. Goodnight everybody. :wave2:

Can anyone tell me who she is? http://hotsexmovs.com/tgp2/massagecreep/vid/msc0058_aytr/panda.html

Team Jacob! Team Jacob! Team Jacob! :mad:

Something about John Morrison predicted that Bill Clinton had sex with a dead KKK member named Angel and Whimsy, Bloodshot Scott, Facetious, Facial King, Hot Mega and Titsrock are all going to have an orgy with eachother once they find out. :dunno: And something about Team Edward and Team Jacob...

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Pssssssssttttt!!!! Booth, members are asking you life altering questions in your other thread.

"1,2, Freddy's comin for you, 3,4, better lock the door, 5,6, grab your crucifix, 7,8, better stay up late, 9,10, never sleep again........"

If Rosie O' Donnell offered you a million dollars, would you sleep with her?

They should have just given me the $550 grand. I'd have taken them out back, kicked em in the nuts and we could have called it a day.

Why are you neglecting this thread? Is it because you're too busy teasing your co-workers at work by wearing short skirts?

You didn't torture them first? Pffft........pansy.

So did they tell you to go home and change or to just not wear it again?

Only my exes.

Yes, that is always of interest. :D Thanks for the rep, kind sir. :hatsoff:

Is that going to help how much our votes weigh in the next Miss Freeones contest? If so, I bet I can out-essence you before then, motherfucker!

Well.....the main question I have on my mind is how the fuck did 3 black guys fit inside a toilet?!? I can imagine 1 of them being able to do it, but 3?!? They must be some kind of contortionists. But to answer your scenario, Samantha probably had to go potty after a long hard day of woking at...

Pfft....glad I'm one of the select few. :tongue: There's only one clear way to solve this dispute, and that is to challenge her to a mud wrestling match in the Pit-O-Doom. I'm sure Roald would be willing to spare some of his time to referee it. Actually, screw Roald....I could probably squeeze...

Most of the members here are dicks but I don't really think that it turns me on. What was the question again? :dunno:

Now, now.....don't be greedy. :nono: Think of all the people in Ethiopia that don't have sex slaves.

My age limit is 62. Sorry....I have standards.

I wonder how much Fox News girl ass they both get. .......you know they do.

Michelle Bauer or Tiffany Shepis for me.

I'd watch it.

The Sham Wow is pretty awesome though. Now that I' have a Sham Wow, I don't ever need to use paper towels anymore. I use my Sham Wow to wash my dishes, wipe up the counter, blow my nose, and even to pleasure myself. Thanks Sham Wow! :thumbsup:

Who would it be? Mine would be Jaleel White: http://reluctantoptimist.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/4-steve-urkel.jpg Of course I would keep him in full Urkel gear. I have a fantasy of dressing myself up as Princess Di and tying Jaleel up in his own suspenders and having my way with him...

I think a better idea would have been, "If you could turn one person into a sex slave?" Hmmmmmm.........

The dodo clones.

Actually, Jake the Snake is still alive (I think).....I just figured he was probably chillin on the island with the others. :dunno:

Anything less than a 38YYY is too small.

Is Eddie Guerrero there too?..........What about The Big Boss Man, and Jake the Snake Roberts?

Oh Snap! :1orglaugh

That's a pretty good idea. So.......BlueBalls, who's Miss Freeones going to be next year?

I would get the one on the left to clean my house, I would get the one in the middle to mow my lawn, and I would get the one on the right to make me a sammitch.

Finally! A woman that admits she's full of shit! I bet she saves a lot on her grocery bill.

Wait....can I change my answer? Only 14.

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say only 12.

Maybe not, but if you squint a little Obama's ears look pretty similar.

Sucks to be my best friend. His wife drags him to those. :1orglaugh

I consider mrtrebus my primary question answerer. I ask him things like how long should I microwave this pizza and should I wear my blue Super Mario t-shirt or my red Steve Urkel t-shirt today? What kind of benefits will I receive if I switch over to your thread as my primary question...

Ohhhhhhh....now it makes sense. I was all thinking... the dude from Dawson's Creek killed somebody?