Ever wanted to know about the sex lives of truck drivers?

Well for $550,496 we now know... kind of.

The federal government has spent $550,496 on a project that involved conducting “focus groups and in-depth interviews” with American long-haul truck drivers to learn about their sex lives in order to assess their risk of contracting HIV or other sexually transmitted infections.

The project has failed to find any instances of HIV among the truck drivers studied.

“Several international studies have documented substantial levels of sexual risk behaviors and high rates of STI and HIV amongst long-distance truck drivers living in diverse settings including India, Bangladesh, South Africa and Thailand,” says the abstract for the grant published by the National Institutes of Health (NIH). “In the United States, while it is known that STI and HIV cases are frequently concentrated around major transportation routes, less is known regarding specific HIV/STI risk behaviors and HIV/STI prevalence amongst the over 3 million truck drivers in this country.”

To gather information about the “risk behaviors” of truck drivers, the study proposed doing five things, starting with the focus groups and interviews: “1) To perform focus groups and in-depth interviews based on the constructs of the transtheoretical model with long-haul truck drivers to guide development of both a behavioral risk assessment instrument and an acceptable HIV/STI screening protocol for long-haul truckers; 2) To perform in-depth interviews with trucking industry executives to determine barriers to routine HIV/STI assessment and screening of their employees; 3) To adapt existing theory-based measures of behavioral risk based on focus group data from long-haul truck drivers so as to reflect the attitudes and culture of this understudied population; 4) To estimate the prevalence of key sexual risk behaviors and examine the predictors of those prevalence rates; and 5) To determine the prevalence of HIV, N. gonorrhoeae, and C. trachomatis, in long-haul truck drivers.”

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/68726

I could have saved money on this study by sending LurkingDirk to lurk around truck stops across America to find out. He would gotten really in depth and on the inside to figure things out. The federal government could have saved $550,396 had they gone with my plan. :mad:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I hear there is a new reality show based on this coming out "Truckstop Hookers" from the same team that brought you Iceroad Truckers.
 

Facetious

Moderated
What? a fed govt pet project that doesn't have costs exceeding $10 million?
. . .Big Cheapos! Sock it too those greedy capitalist working taxpayers, they'll pay for it, they always do. What is this chump change shit ? A half a million bucks. :rolleyes: :p


I hear there is a new reality show based on this coming out "Truckstop Hookers" from the same team that brought you Iceroad Truckers.

Lisa of Wasilla !
:bowdown: :rubbel: :1orglaugh
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
That's a 10-4 infected buddy...yessir I got to haul this load of fake doggy doo doo from Tacoma to Winston-Salem, and hitch myself up with some penicilin to get rid of this here clap over at the free clinic (Actual excerpt from a CB radio chat)
 
What kind of behavior can you expect from men who pee into bottles and think rubbing oneself with a car freshner tree is as good as taking a shower? I reckon most of the report conflicts with FreeOnes board rules regarding paraphiliae.
 

Facetious

Moderated
All hey had to do was listen to the late ''Country Dick Montana'', he knew, he met his woman
''in El Centro in a men's room of a bar and consummated his relationship in the front seat of his car'' :sing:

(federal spendthrifts)


 
I could have saved money on this study by sending LurkingDirk to lurk around truck stops across America to find out. He would gotten really in depth and on the inside to figure things out. The federal government could have saved $550,396 had they gone with my plan. :mad:

I'd have done it for $400,000. I'm a fucking bargain.

Literally. I'm a bargain, and I'll fuck you.
 

PirateKing

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I always assumed they pick up transvestites off the side of the highway for a cheap quickie.
 
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