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If you are having serious problems trying to pick up women then you probably have to drop your standards.......alot!

Here you go buddy, enjoy!!

I know you are over the Pond but I would love to be the camera man for that shoot! ;)

I just won't lick the dreaded blue waffle!! I hope you all know what it is because if not I will post a pic.....i'm serious!!

Chuck Approves and so do I!! Very hot indeed!

Yeah its 1 whats so hard about that??

Fuck sites like that! I mean if they are bothered by porn then don't watch it and if you really can't keep your kids from looking at it at home then you are not a very good parent!! Fuck now i'm gonna go watch some porn and enjoy it......alot!!!

Maybe he can talk them into a 4 way mother daughter fuck extravaganza!! I still want to see pics!!!

Redbull gives you wings or something........ She needed to shave better too!

First off yeah we need pics here!! Ok second, you are with her sister so you are stuck with her, trying to play them both won't work and you will probably get a double kick to the balls! So fuck the sister you're with and masterbate thinking about the 'hotter' sister!

This is getting out of hand! Like a Finnish Newspaper trying to show a pic of Mohammed!!

Oh shiiiit!!

My pleasure! I have to say you are very hot! Got a thing for girls with big breasts and you definitly got some! :)

They are trying to start a new race!!

Old school Transformers, those things were made from Metal and you could club someone to death with them!! Also the old school metal TONKA trucks, tough mother fuckers!! 8ydmTjUwVpM

Yeah this is all fucked up!! I really hope Joe Paterno didn't really know what the fuck was going on there! Saw Matt Millen talk about this this morning on Sports Center and he blew a fuse, crying and really pissed off about what happened!

Ok why tell him to stop convincing you when you are doing the same to him? Just agree to disagree and call it a day :)

Had to work last night in 37 degree F weather last night, not fun at all!

Mom makes Sarah Jessica Parker look good! Jesus Christ!!

She fakes them!!

I ride a bike all the time, but mine has a great big engine on it and I can go really fast!! I try to walk when I can but most of the time where I drive to is 10 or more miles away!

Re: 30-Year-Old Woman Burns Down Her Friend's House After She Unfriended Her On Faceb Facebook is beyond real life!!

Damn that sucks! RIP

I have very warm hands and would be more than happy to help you out there! ;)

Thats cool! Reading this just made me think of this! lol uxlNmKqlSA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uxlNmKqlSA

Well the most important thing is education, I was raised with guns, my dad wasn't some redneck hick that went out shooting stop signs or abandon cars while intoxicated, he taught me to handle a firearm correctly to treat a firearm with absolute respect because if you fuck around it will do bad...

Does Guitar Hero Guitar controllers count??

I had the same look Kung Fu Panda had there looking at this!

Then why ask to be flamed?? Any how here you go!

* Guns used 2.5 million times a year in self-defense. Law-abiding citizens use guns to defend themselves against criminals as many as 2.5 million times every year -- or about 6,850 times a day.1 This means that each year, firearms are used more than 80 times more often to protect the lives of...

Damn Deauxma, so love to perform with you!! You got the tightest hot ass body and the perfect fuck me face! Mmmmmmmmmm!! ;)

The ladies call me the Saturn V! Oh yeah!

This is me and my bike IS a crotch rocket! :D

I have to record it and watch it on tuesday *sob*

I hope this doesn't mean I am gonna miss 2 and a half men! I will be pissed!!

Yeah I think there is really no reason for the public to be able to have fully Automatic weapons like the Military and Swat teams have. If the public wants it they should really take the kind of courses people in the military and Swat members go through to get qualified on them

I guess everything has a price!

Well I guess its just as good as getting an Oscar!

Naughty is a good thing, a very very good thing! ;)

I'd watch you but the idea that some guy on there could be jacking off watching me while watching you is a bit off putting, how about one on one Vicky! ;)

Yeah a 5.6 is pretty tame but I don't know how the Tornadoes are gonna like having Earthquakes on their territory, Tornadoes and Earthquakes fighting over Oklahoma! They are fucked!!

I like guns and do own one but I don't carry it around or anything like that, just go target shooting from time to time

Yeah some porn stars are much better looking than hollywood actresses But..... nevermind I was going to say something about porn stars not being able to act like hollyood actresses can but 99% of them can't act either!

I totally agree with your statement sir!

lol you know you like it! :nanner:

Re: Who made you cum today? Well last night I was playing with my gf and she starting sucking on me and I came all over her DD tits, she wasn't happy because she wanted me to fuck her, well she shouldn't suck my cock so damn good! hehehehehe

thats beautiful! :)

I prefer Street bikes, got myself a Hayabusa and for every thread that becomes a political shit storm I will post this! Just to remind us why we are all here!! We can get along, just gotta accept we are all different, we are not worker ants!!

Hi Rachel, always good to see new hot faces here! Love to buy you a pint! ;)

$50 million or not he is definatly loaded and he is there just for his own purposes, I hate that fat slob! South Park has him to a T!