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  1. Funkwerkz

    $150 million for Obama Inauguration

    Everywhere is full of Obama. I'm sick of it! Gonna vomit. Enough is enough. That $150 m is just too much. How about funding some newly unemployed people or donating Unicef? Fuck no! Spend it for an American Way political show. USA is still a showoff country. Only change Obama brought is the...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Sarah Vandella. She is damn hot!
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    Hallucination

    Awesome, dude! I felt funny and strange when i see those too.
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    Hallucination

    Damn! I blinked my eyes but i saw virtual moving stuff when i looked away. It's cool. What did you see?
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    League Of Cliché Super Villains

    The guy?! You mean Kingdom Come Superman?! He's greater than normal Superman. :) We can talk more about comics. I love them. That's me on left having a Kingdom Come Superman-esque S.
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    What was your college experience like?

    Hey! Watching anime and reading manga are cool. Go watch Akira, Robotech, Venus Wars, Memories and Metropolis.
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    League Of Cliché Super Villains

    I don't think Obama is socialist. He's a socio-capitalist. S is already taken by Superman. Obama should better take black-red bolts. :) US President Lex Luthor in Superman: Red Son is a kick-ass. I like him.
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    League Of Cliché Super Villains

    A Superman type of costume carry a huge O! :D http://www.robotwalrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/rssupobama_big.jpg Now, a question rings bells in my head. Which is worse, President Lex or President Obama? :D J/K Don't get mad.
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    League Of Cliché Super Villains

    We need JLA/Avengers lead by Obama! :D
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    If you’re RICH

    Yeah! That's right.:thumbsup::2 cents:
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    What is this? (pic inside)

    It's a bitter chocolate stick sinking into milk.
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    Would you buy a Chinese Car ever?

    I'll never buy. A European or American brand's car that is made in China? NO! A fully Chinese brand's car that is made in China? NO! A fully Chinese brand's car that is made in anywhere? NO! I support Turkish labour force and try to avoid buying imported goods that can be / is produced in...
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    I'm a mac...

    Hell fuck no! I'm using a mac but i'm not like him. :)
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    If you’re RICH

    WOW! Nice motto! :D You are already my bitch, i am super secret richie.
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    Future Predictions

    In the future, porn movies are going to be obsolete. Instead of wii type joysticks, you wear joywear that gives little and non-hurting electroshocks to you to turn you on and also goggles become trully 3d. With those hardwares, you'll use porn simulations with any pornstar. Hardcore or softcore...
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    What was your college experience like?

    This week i finished university and waiting for final grades. :) I never went to late night parties and fucked drunk girls. I was a lazy ass but luckily pass most courses with quite high grades. I had 5 big failures with girls, 1st one was pretty hard, 3rd one was made me look like a fool. I...
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    Circuit City liquidated today

    First non-finance collapse. Will we see a domino effect that hits other service sector elements?
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    classic songs that just randomly pop in your head

    Paul Engemann - Push it to the limit. Scarface soundtrack.
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    Paris screwing by the swimming pool

    LOL You beat me, dude! :D
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    caught bangin

    Like what it is said GTA, "BUSTED". :D
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    Kid sends 14,528 text messages in a month

    I believe most text messages include just "LOL", "OMG",...etc. Anyway, this is sick. I got my first cell phone when i was 17 in 2000. :) Currently, i send 20 to 30 text messages a month, 75% of them to my girlfriend. :cool:
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    Battleplans

    Voltron, Japanese Transformers and Mazinger Force will stop you, dudes! :D Fucking Godzilla lozers! :D
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    Some picture of president

    Russian and Ex-Soviet women rule! Hey Mr. Putin, please throw away Medvedev! Oh, Gazprom owns EU! HAHA
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    Forget Iraq, Invade Canada

    Aren't NAFTA and free trade stuff working on oil imports?! :D Found USNA: United States of North America. :D
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    What computer/s do you use?

    An iMac.
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    Gaydar

    Holy fuck no for strap-on. That's disgusting. I don't like watching sports because most games are odd but i love watching porn. :)
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    New revolutionary laptop with no keyboard from Apple

    Even though i'm using a mac right now, i won't buy that. It's a waste and i love typing. I'm a dos guy "typing is everything". :D
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    When Girls Get Drunk ...

    LOL Fucking alcohosilliness. :D Last part was super scarry.
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    Israeli Attacks Gaza Strip, Killing 200+

    Everybody but Palestinian people are benefitting from this raid. Israel will get rid of Hamas in Gaza Strip and followed by a general operation in West Bank. Oil prices jumped from $37 to $47 a barrel. Religious brothers "Arab states including Iran" who are oil exporters began to make more...
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    Lesbian

    OMG! You are straight, dude. :D
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    All bowed-up...

    My birthday present!!! :D
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    Can You Fold Paper More than 7 Times?

    She folded it just 6 times. :D Fold it with your boobs.
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    Israeli Attacks Gaza Strip, Killing 200+

    This is just the beginning. I'm not that amazed by the land attack. Israel will wipe Gaza out of the maps. Thanks to Hamas fuckers, they are using innocent people as the shield. Gore fest begins. :(
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    Blue Laser Gun Made with XBOX 360 Parts

    Cool device but pretty wasteful for Xbox 360. I think instead of an X360, a cd-rom drive with blue ray can be useful but they are hell a expensive too.
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    Bush Legacy

    I scored 8.
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    Fergie or Nicole Scherzinger?

    Nicole by a lightyear.
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    RNC : Bush Is A Socialist !!!!!!!!!!

    Our ego driven nature does in a way like that. Whatever you said right, Communist Parties became only rulers (no democracy). If a piece freedom was installed in old USSR sytem and greed for power was also removed, USSR would be alive and kicking ass today. They made the system change in 1917 in...
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    RNC : Bush Is A Socialist !!!!!!!!!!

    Bush is a socialist?! How come?! HOW COME?! HOW DARE?! OMG! Bush is a non-sense!
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    Happy New Year!

    Only for tonight, i forget financial crisis, Med-East conflict,...etc! I was with my family, it was so so so peaceful. I loved that. Happy new year! Wish you will have a peaceful and hopeful year!
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    Toilet Stage

    New type of rock is born, "Shit-rock"! :D
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    Garbage Lid Face Smash Prank

    OMG! LOL Just like in the games!!! :D:D
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    Mandy Lynn or Ann Poll

    Ann Poll.
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    Future Technology - What would you like to have?

    TARDIS, an exosuit, a body recover bot, KITT (as ordninary transportation), a secret hi-tech base, and a super computer that can access and hi-jack any system in the world.
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    Are theses to big

    They are perfect!
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    Two Idiots Crash New Cars In Empty Parking Lot!!

    Good job! Hope insurance company pays this. :D
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    Sexy CatWoman

    Pussycat-woman!!! :D
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    Optical Illusion

    Oh, yeah! A superb yellow and wild Mustang with airbags! :D
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    Iraeli attacks justified?

    Israeli rockets = Palestinian suicide bombers. Well, i think both sides are guilty for the 60 year old problem. In recent, situation got screwed more. Palestine people elected the party of Hamas (a globally listed terrorist organisation). Wtf were they thinking? Hamas does it better than...
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    I'll cross my arms and hopefully no-one will notice..

    Tent is ready for camping girls in bikini. :D
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    Terrible XBox Christmas Prank

    That fat lady would better stop excessive eating and start saving money.
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