Here are some easy clues for those girls that think their boyfriend is acting, or you guys who are doubting and are on F-listed, trying to get a chub to pictures of hotties. (Note: If Lohan doesn’t do it, don’t dispare, you might not be gay. If Marisa Milner doesn’t do it, then you’re past gay.):
1 - He doesn’t like football, basketball, baseball, or soccer, but he does like High School Musical, Dancing with the Stars, and anything Beyonce.
2 - He is looking forward to Valentine’s Day, because he loves how everything is shaped like a heart.
3 - He doesn’t like playing with your tits, but he asks you to lube check him.
4 - Jorts are an easy out, but more subtle = designer jeans (not auto-gay) and very faint makeup (auto-gay).
5 - He goes straight for your bum-hole every time. (I know some guys love this, but it’s not the first choice everytime. If you’re not gay, you love pussy. It’s the star or the stripe, either your pounding dirt or your plunging pink.)
6 - Some straight guys might like girly movies, the spa, talking a little gossip, or shopping, but if your boyfriend watched the Sex & the City movie, always has a great manicure, gossips all the time, and goes to Macy’s weekly, then you know some other needle nuzzler out there is getting the benefit of that manicure.
7 - If he talks, walks, and acts like a pen15 lover, then you need to watch out for that ‘best friend’.
8 - The final straw and the only way to really tell: Tell him that you have a fantasy of using a strap-on, on him. If he is even 1% open to the possibility, even gives you anything but “HELL NO, you’re not…”, then he wants that strap-on, because it’s about the same size as his boyfriend’s.
Original link:
http://flisted.com/59537/youre-breaking-my-gaydar/
1 - He doesn’t like football, basketball, baseball, or soccer, but he does like High School Musical, Dancing with the Stars, and anything Beyonce.
2 - He is looking forward to Valentine’s Day, because he loves how everything is shaped like a heart.
3 - He doesn’t like playing with your tits, but he asks you to lube check him.
4 - Jorts are an easy out, but more subtle = designer jeans (not auto-gay) and very faint makeup (auto-gay).
5 - He goes straight for your bum-hole every time. (I know some guys love this, but it’s not the first choice everytime. If you’re not gay, you love pussy. It’s the star or the stripe, either your pounding dirt or your plunging pink.)
6 - Some straight guys might like girly movies, the spa, talking a little gossip, or shopping, but if your boyfriend watched the Sex & the City movie, always has a great manicure, gossips all the time, and goes to Macy’s weekly, then you know some other needle nuzzler out there is getting the benefit of that manicure.
7 - If he talks, walks, and acts like a pen15 lover, then you need to watch out for that ‘best friend’.
8 - The final straw and the only way to really tell: Tell him that you have a fantasy of using a strap-on, on him. If he is even 1% open to the possibility, even gives you anything but “HELL NO, you’re not…”, then he wants that strap-on, because it’s about the same size as his boyfriend’s.
Original link:
http://flisted.com/59537/youre-breaking-my-gaydar/
