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  1. king_joker

    Jennifer Tilly

    I had no idea she was as old as she is. At 50, I'd still like to hit it.
  2. king_joker

    Your favorite part of freeones

    I guess I don't mind the entire site. I like to track my favorite babes, interact with everyone on here (people and pornstars alike). In a way, FreeOnes has everything to/for me.
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    Google milk

    Yeah, until it spoils.
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    did you know this about women?

    Yeah, ever since my girlfriend showed me how wet she gets around me.
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    She's Out of Control!!!

    That's one DvD that will stay in the store.
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    Favorite Wrestling Diva?

    Can't find a good pic of her, but Eve Torres is hot. I don't know if it's the leather pants that brings out her hot ass or what, but she is just drop dead gorgeous.
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    Titfucking - The Thread!!! (Pics or Vids!) / Biggest tits you wanna titfuck

    Re: Biggest tits you wanna titfuck One reason that I hate Ice-T. Don't get me wrong, he's a good actor/rapper. But damn, I'd be fucking that everywhich way every night.
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    Titfucking - The Thread!!! (Pics or Vids!) / Biggest tits you wanna titfuck

    Re: Biggest tits you wanna titfuck Oh, forgot these: Candy Mason Mariah Milano Jenaveve Jolie Aurora Jolie Hannah Harper Savannah Gold Savannah Stern Alicia Rhodes Jenna Jameson (if she were still in) Rachel Roxxx Rachel Starr Wow, more than I thought.
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    Titfucking - The Thread!!! (Pics or Vids!) / Biggest tits you wanna titfuck

    Re: Biggest tits you wanna titfuck In no particular order: Felony Foreplay Eve Lawrence Brandy Taylor Francine Dee (if she did hardcore, but still) Gianna Michaels Gina Lynn Adrenalynn There's probably more, just none come to mind.
  10. king_joker

    Psychologists, Therapists, Psychiatrists, etc...

    I think they're all a fucking waste of time and money. If you don't know what's wrong with yourself, how the hell do you expect them to? And I don't mean to sound hateful, but I had someone try to send me to one of those fuckers. I saved them the time and effort, long story short.
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    What's your favourite thing to do with big tits?

    My girl says I'm good at licking, because I circle the nipples when I do. She also likes the way I suck on them. And she didn't understand tit fucking at first, but she wanted me to do it and she wasn't disappointed.
  12. king_joker

    How do you masturbate?

    No hands. Just kidding. But could you imagine? Seriously, though, if I'm with my girlfriend, I take my time. If I'm by myself, no aids, except for porn...if needed.
  13. king_joker

    Whats Your Age Rule

    Yes, I just quoted myself. But it was to make a point. The only way I'd go over 40 is if she looked like (or was) Jennifer Tilly. Honestly, I had no idea she was 50. And that, ladies and germs, I'd hit.
  14. king_joker

    Beer of Choice

    I used to be strong on Corona Extra. I tend to have it every once and a while. But I've gotten onto Miller Chill and Bud Lite w/Lime. There are a couple of Samuel Adams beers that I like, but since there are so many, it's hard to tell which is which without having one.
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    Planet Express

    That is sick. That must've taken a few days for them to put together. Good find, dude.
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    If you were stuck on an island with Daisy Marie...

    I would do everything and anything to her. Anal, oral, whatever. I'd do it.
  17. king_joker

    Does Squirting Turn You On or Off?

    I didn't know what the hell was going on first time I made a girl squirt. Then she told me she hadn't cum in a few days. Ever since then, I try to do it on a regular. And I would succeed if my girl didn't want to fuck every day (not that I'm complaining).
  18. king_joker

    Who is Your Favorite Star Trek "Captain"

    I've seen the original series, but my dad grew up on that one. I grew up on TNG. I even had little figurines as a kid, as well as a die-cast Enterprise that never stayed together.
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    Favorite Quotes

    "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?" "Never rub another man's rubarb!" (Both from The Joker) "You've done a great service to your country, but shut the fuck up and let me do my job!" (funniest thing to come out of Tom Cruise's mouth) "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!"
  20. king_joker

    Shamwow Guy busted!

    Damn, dude got fucked up.
  21. king_joker

    busty busty teen

    DAMN! Those things are huge! Me likey!
  22. king_joker

    top ten porn bootys.

    In no particular order: Lanny Barbie Mariah Milano Rachel Roxxx Rachel Starr Eve Lawrence Ice La Fox Aurora Jolie Nicole Graves Ok, it ain't 10, but these are my faves.
  23. king_joker

    How to tell when you have found the G-Spot!

    Um...she wipes her dick on the curtains? J/K But mine starts speaking spanish whenever I hit the spot. And she's a straight up white girl. Hood white, but white nonetheless.
  24. king_joker

    Women ARE Dicks!!!

    Hey, it's still a nice looking ass.
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    Does this look wrong or is it just me?

    Yeah, that's wrong. The one in the back shouldn't be smiling.
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    X-Rays of BJs !!! (Hey, that rhymes!)

    Wow, on that second pic, it looks like someone may have a hard time breathing.
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    update for Nuns Have Tits Too

    Woah...never seen them that big on a nun.
  28. king_joker

    I don't know which one is scarier!

    ROFL!!! That's what I was wondering. I tried to hold a laugh in, but I failed.
  29. king_joker

    Head and Shoulders....

    Okay, the first one I didn't get. The second, I got cause it LOOKED like she was walking her dog. But the last one, that should go without saying. Or ever mentioning again. Things that make you go...bugh.
  30. king_joker

    hot pissing girls: Watersports!

    I still don't understand the whole pissing thing. Squirting, I'm all for that. But the pissing...not so much.
  31. king_joker

    Assault With a 5-Foot-Long Inflatable Penis!!!

    Wow...horse gets hit with a penis. Shows why intelligence should be a privilege. And I know they were having fun. But, damn. There's a time and place for shit like that.
  32. king_joker

    What's your favorite thing to lick off of a hot girl??

    Chocolate. I licked it off her nipples, she sucked it off my dick. Damn...what a night. And to think, it started with just eating strawberries.
  33. king_joker

    what is your biggest turn on?

    Besides a nice ass, beautiful legs, and nice tits, a voice can do it for me. Sometimes, for some reason, a deep sexy, seductive voice tops all.
  34. king_joker

    Penis issues?

    Where the hell did he go? That's a slick kid to do that and the parents not even notice it for a year. Or maybe just stupid ass parents.
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    Is it odd or rare for a penis to curve down?

    Eh, I don't think it's that. I saw them mention E.D., and stopped reading. But maybe it just naturally curves down. Thanks, anyway guys.
  36. king_joker

    Favorite type of porn?

    Wow, hard to pick. Double Penetration (none of the double vag, just on in ass one in puss) Strap-on lesbians Interracial (being one, I'm all for it) Gang bangs MILFs (30s and 40s) Multi cultural (asian, hispanic, british, don't matter) Guess I got a wide variety.
  37. king_joker

    Is it odd or rare for a penis to curve down?

    I meant it as a joke. And it was the only "good" picture I could load.
  38. king_joker

    Is it odd or rare for a penis to curve down?

    Dude, that's just being cocky.
  39. king_joker

    Is it odd or rare for a penis to curve down?

    I wonder this for two reasons: 1. Usually, the guys you see in porn either have a straight penis, or it curves up. 2. My girlfriend was wondering why it curved down. Now, I guess it's because I wear boxer briefs, but is there a genetic explination for it?
  40. king_joker

    suprised she HASN'T done hardcore?

    I'm surprised that Jelena Jensen hasn't done ANY hardcore. I saw one of her shoots and her ass was almost gaping. It looks like she does anal in her personal life.
  41. king_joker

    Softcore "models" you wish would turn to hardcore

    Aria Giovanni Jelena Jensen Sandee Westgate Jenna Hart Short list cause most of the others on my faves are hardcore stars.
  42. king_joker

    WORST wrestling gimmicks ever.

    Brooklyn Brawler Mr. America Billy & Chuck Sharkboy Stone Cold Sharkboy King Booker (Booker T is good enough not to make a fool of himself) I know there's plenty others, but I can't name em all.
  43. king_joker

    Do Girls that Smoke Turn You On? Or Off?

    Really, neither. It doesn't bother me like it used to. I used to hate the smell. But my girlfriend smokes. She was surprised that I could tolerate it. And I don't smoke myself. Cigarettes or weed, it don't matter. I'll catch a contact and goof wit her.
  44. king_joker

    Why do black guys have bigger penises than white guys?..

    Well, I don't know if it's exactly that big erect, but I know my girl loves it. I may be right around there somewhere. Every girl I've been with has enjoyed it, though.
  45. king_joker

    The Best Ass EVER!!!!

    I'd definately fuck that.
  46. king_joker

    Why do black guys have bigger penises than white guys?..

    I'm mixed black and white, and I'm not THAT big. At best, I'm about 8-9 inches. I guess you'd call that average.
  47. king_joker

    Jacking technique

    We either fuck first, or she'll come out with a "let's race" and see who cums first. I usually let her, and then I blast my load into her mouth.
  48. king_joker

    What Would You Ask Peter North?

    What do you use to shoot your loads like that, and how do I get some?
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