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  1. king_joker

    Who would you like to see do a porno movie?

    Rihanna Rosario Dawson Eva Mendez Jessica Biel Jessica Alba
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    Lady Gaga

    She ain't that bad looking. She's really not bad looking at all. Yeah, if she didn't have all the extra shit on her, we'd see what she really has to work with. But, overall physically, she's banging.
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    Lady Gaga

    Is it me, or is she hot? I mean, her hips, her ass, those lips, she looks like she could do some damage in porn.
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    How to Masterbate - For Men & Women

    Wait, women can watch porn, but men can't? No fair! But at least it explains it.
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    What's your favorite burgers and fries?

    Sandwiches: Burger King: the stackers. No particular size. McDonald's: Crispy Ranch BLT (minus tomato; makes me sick) Fries: McDonald's hands down.
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    advice

    33 and DDD tits? Fuck the room mate, get it on with ya girl. On second thought, if u get the chance with the room mate, go head.
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    Chica's Place

    Re: Chica Pics to Warm You Up! Wow, Chica. You have an amazing ass, amongst your other assets. If u have a boyfriend/husband, he's one lucky son of a bitch. If not, do I need to put in an application? Just kidding (about the application part). But seriously, do you have any hardcore pics?
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    Question about doing anal

    Actually, she hasn't. We were watching porn and the chick we were watching was getting it anally. She just decide she wanted to try it. No luck so far, but thank you all for the input.
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    Question about doing anal

    Lol...thanks. Better to not think I'm killing someone.
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    Question about doing anal

    My girlfriend and I were in the moment and she puts her ass up. I'm thinking continue doggy style, but she asks me to stick it IN her ass. Now, I don't have a problem with it, only her hole is tighter than Ft. Knox. Any tips on her loosening her up?
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    No big deal. I've been watching for so long, just thought I'd share my input.

    No big deal. I've been watching for so long, just thought I'd share my input.
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    Sports team you hate the most

    1. The Tom Brady Patriots. They treat him like he's the golden child or something. 2. Any team with T.O. He just attracts too much attention. 3. Duke. I'm a Carolina fan. End of discussion. 4. Dallas Cowboys. Even when they had Aikman, Smith, and the good team, I still didn't pull for...
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    Should The Simpsons end?

    I think it should've ended once the movie was released. And it was pretty good. But, usually, whenever they do something like that, it means the end of the show entirely. I mean, how long has it been around? 20 years more or less? It may be time to finally put it to rest. Not that I have a...
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    Britney SPears VS. NAtalie Portman

    Brit went from the girl next door to the bitch around the block. Natalie just seems easier to deal with. Plus, she had a reason to shave her head (V for Vendetta). And of course, sexier.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I forgot about Death Race. The theatre release was on my birthday.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Wanted. It was actually funnier than I was expecting it to be.
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    Which hand do you wank with the most?

    Lefty. My girlfriend uses her right.
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    who's mouth do you want to cum in?

    Eve Lawrence is a definate. Mariah Milano, Lanny Barbie, Trixie Swallows, Savannah Stern, Savannah Gold, hell, pretty much a majority of my favorite babes.
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    Angelina Jolie vs Aishwariya Rai

    Angelina. My girl and I have a thing where we say whether or not we'd tag team certain chicks. She's one of them.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    I can't wait for it. After seeing Iron Man and Incredible Hulk, I can say how it COULD go, but I wanna see for myself.
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    Have you ever got caught staring at a woman's...

    A. No. My eyes shift too fast for them to even notice. B. No, again. My fiancé is bi, so, if anything, she'd ask me if I wanted to bring them home.
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    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    Re: Natural Breasts... Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen come to mind.
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    Who would you like to get a blowjob from?

    If I could get any pornstar, Brittany Sky Bree Olson Eve Lawrence Friday Rachel Roxxx Celeb Paris Hilton (I assume that's on every guys list after seeing what she can do) Jessica Alba Katy Perry Lady Gaga Rosario Dawson
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    Whats Your Age Rule

    I used to go w/18+. But then they started getting on my nerves. My fiancé is lucky she turned 21. Just kidding. But given the opportunity (and my girl would give it to me), I would fuck older. Maybe 30-40. But 40 would be my cut off.
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    Chica's Place

    Re: Chica Pics to Warm You Up! Wow, very beautiful. I loved that last backshot, by the way.
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    Who Has the Biggest (and Best) American Tits?

    Brandy Taylor, hands down. I mean, Aria Giovanni is hot as hell, but Brandy has the biggest I've seen. Wouldn't mind getting in between those myself.
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    TNA (Total Nonstop Action) VS WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment)

    I've been watching since the monday night wars. I started with wCw, and quickly moved to WWF. As far as recently, TNA and WWE have a bit of the balance of old and new now. WWE still has it's moments, but TNA is showing more of what WWF/E used to be. So I guess I'm stuck on both, to be honest.
  28. king_joker

    Does your girl know you watch porn?

    Yep. She even watches with me. On top of that, she's Bi, so it makes it even hotter when she sees a chick that she'd like to fuck with me.
  29. king_joker

    Kissing Girl after Cumming in her mouth

    Eh, I've never tried it. Then again, my girl swallows.
  30. king_joker

    Best Ass on an Asian girl?

    My top few would be Nautica Thorn, Asia Carerra, Adrenalynn, and Tera Patrick.
  31. king_joker

    How does one usually get started in the porn industry.

    I was wondering this as well. My girlfriend was telling me after we had sex that I should be in because of my size. Plus, she's bi and wouldn't mind me with another girl.
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    Sons of Anarchy on FX

    I love it. I didn't miss an episode. I can't wait until the season 2 premiere. I even downloaded the GTA IV expansion the morning it came out because I wanted to see the similarities. And there were a lot.
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    If you could have sex with any porn star you wanted who would it be?

    Shyla Stylez. She is completely stacked. The ass, the tits, I would have a field day with her.
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    What does it take to get into the business?

    My girlfriend and I just got together, but have known each other for about 3 years. We recently started having sex, and she absolutely loves it. Out of nowhere, she says that I need to go into porn because of my size. Not to say that I will or won't, but how would I go about getting into it?
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