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  1. king_joker

    Would you "hit it"?

    Hell yeah!
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    I am excited for Mass Effect 2 -- I hope it delivers when it comes out!

    Dude, this game is so worth it. The file transfer makes the game transition like nothing I've played before. The choices made from the first, the background on Shepard, even the looks. The only thing I didn't understand is why they took the facial scaring off (I had the long scar across the...
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Bouncing back and forth between Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2. The second, though, is very spread out. And quite addictive. I can't wait for the 3rd to be released. But since it's projected for a 2011/2012 release, looks like I don't have much choice.
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    I Told you home by 10

    Parents need to keep their kids in line. Vader is no exception.
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    Cat Porn

    would've expected the title to say "kitty porn", but guess this works just as well.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    last.fm on XBOX Live. So much good music, can't name individual songs.
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    Sons of Anarchy twins, two

    wow, I can't believe Ron Perlman was compared to Ted Danson, but Charlie Hunnam to Spencer Whatever-The-Fuck? That's a bit much.
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    I hadn't seen it, but thanks. I was actually referring to more recent work. but, again thanks.

    I hadn't seen it, but thanks. I was actually referring to more recent work. but, again thanks.
  9. king_joker

    MyFreeOnes + Message Board! 2 Sites 1 Login!

    I'm hving trouble getting into myFreeOnes. I'm logged in, but I'm stuck at that new prompt. I use a mobile device, to clarify. How do I get past this?
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    MyFreeOnes + Message Board! 2 Sites 1 Login!

    I'm hving trouble getting into myFreeOnes. I'm logged in, but I'm stuck at that new prompt. I use a mobile device, to clarify. How do I get past this?
  11. king_joker

    Porn or Sex?

    I know I've done both simultaneously. But nothing beats sex.
  12. king_joker

    Science I can understand.

    Now that was good.
  13. king_joker

    Seriously, she can put that on her resume!

    Damn...I'd give anything to be that banana right now.
  14. king_joker

    Leanna Sweet or Sasha Grey

    Sasha Grey hands down. She may be little, but she looks and performs better I think.
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    Rate this girl-Rosario Stone

    Damn! I give her a 8.5. She ain't the worst, don't get me wrong. I just need to see more of her.
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    Would you cheat on your wife or GF with your favorite Pornstar ???

    I don't know about dumping anyone for her, but my girlfriend would definately let me fuck her.
  17. king_joker

    Mom must be from Mexico

    Assuming there will be anything left of it.
  18. king_joker

    Does anyone think that some people critique porn scenes way too much?

    I know I do it. Whenever me and my girl watch it together, she and I go "that ain't how it's done!"
  19. king_joker

    Unexplainable

    What is this? I don't even...seriously, though, funny shit, dude.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    There were a couple things that I wasn't ecpecting the past few days: First, at WrestleMania: Matt winning against Jeff Jericho winning the handicap match Cena winning the WHC (cause of it being triple threat and he lost the one at 24) I won't even go into Santino winning the Divas Battle...
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    Mel B in stripshow

    I don't remember the last time I saw her look that good.
  22. king_joker

    All it takes is 1 Goddamn Page to be Torn!!!

    Lord Vader is gonna be pissed!
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    Favorite Chinese Food

    Fried rice and orange chicken.
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    what is natalie portman doing?

    Damn, I wish she would do Playboy or something. Especially with an ass like that.
  25. king_joker

    Thar be Dragons!

    "...And in other news, Puff the Magic Dragon died in mid flight today. He was nearly 1600 years old..."
  26. king_joker

    This Book Changed My Life.

    LOL...dear God! I need that book.
  27. king_joker

    There's going to be poop on the floor real fast!

    I would shit a brick...and then I'd fall out.
  28. king_joker

    Which TV character would you bang?

    Ooooooh yeeeeah! My second choice would be Cote de Pablo (Ziva David) from NCIS. She is on hot South American beauty.
  29. king_joker

    Quick Fix.

    I've heard (and have used) ghetto rig, but damn. That's a bit much.
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    brunette with shelby belle

    Good looks run in the family. They actually look like twins. I thought it was Lanny at first.
  31. king_joker

    Who was the playmate of the month when you were born?

    August 1984 Suzi Schott was the POTM.
  32. king_joker

    Doubly Lucky!!!

    Aw, hell naw!
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    Very. I can't tell them apart sometimes, but it doesn't matter. I'm sure they scream the same way.

    Very. I can't tell them apart sometimes, but it doesn't matter. I'm sure they scream the same way.
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    Worst day of the week

    I always had bad luck on mondays as a kid. Especially with school.
  35. king_joker

    Bella Twins (Nikki Bella & Brie Bella)

    Re: Bella twins Me either. And I can usually tell twins apart. After a while. But I'd get it on with both of them.
  36. king_joker

    Classic Bugatti

    That actually doesn't look bad.
  37. king_joker

    She's really into meat.

    Wonder if she can get it all into her mouth...or any other orrifice for that matter.
  38. king_joker

    This is going to hurt!!!

    Damn...okay, blink, refocus...alright. I'm good to go.
  39. king_joker

    Lucky little bastard...why doesn't this ever happen to me???

    Lucky litte shit! Oh, well! At least he's startin pimpin at an early age.
  40. king_joker

    What are you listening to right now?

    D12-My Band
  41. king_joker

    If you made a porn site

    Do something like a clip of the week. Whether it be b/g, g/g, solo, or whatever else. Or (at the risk of it sounding MySpaceish), put a blog/update with the clip. Or something like that.
  42. king_joker

    Makes me what to drink beer...A lot of beer!

    S/he's smuggling kegs! (No, I can't tell either)
  43. king_joker

    I could take her...I mean him...ummm. Maybe.

    And the penis poked out
  44. king_joker

    Real life look-a-likes for SuperWoman, and Lara Croft...Amazing!!!

    Ya know? Things that make ya go...ugh...
  45. king_joker

    Vigil Held for Homeless Sex Offender Found Frozen to Death (Grand Rapids, MI)

    Looks like now they can do both in one place.
  46. king_joker

    Kari Byron - Mythbusters

    I know it's probably been said (not going through all pages, too lazy,), but doesn't she look like Jamie Lynn?
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    What Cocaine Does To A Cornfield

    So much for the crop circle that WAS going down there.
  48. king_joker

    Smirnoff Ice's Junior Miss Training On How to Become Popular in School!

    Somebody watches Family Guy. But, yeah, practice makes perfect.
  49. king_joker

    Jennifer Tilly

    Touché. That would help me keep going the rest of the night.
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