Assault With a 5-Foot-Long Inflatable Penis!!!

I'm really posting this just for the mild comic aspect of it, but before anyone gets upset, let me say that I think the whole rowdy group involved should have been tasered and/or shot, and those who survived should probably serve lengthy jail terms or possibly even be executed. I don't want anybody to think that I'm soft on crime. :(

Anyway, funny story of ******* bachelorettes is here:

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