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I like countries.

So we should ban cars and cleavers now?

He gave up on being a mod when he realized he doesn't get to meet all of his favourite pornstars. Lexington Steele, Voodoo and Johnny Sins, just to name a few.

TOC knows what's up.

Wherever he is, he's spelling things correctly.

He is the perfect human.

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shishka bobs. When I think of something funny I go find a pen to write it down. If I can't find a pen, I have to convince myself what I thought of wasn't funny. Great comedian. I was lucky enough to see him live just before he left us. RIP.

Sigh

You're one of the worst members on the board. Maybe the worst. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being Sam Fisher and 10 being Andronicus) you're a -31. You do nothing but whine and beg for attention. You want things to change here, but refuse to be the catalyst for that change. Your grammar is at a...

Jesus.

think of the gif sets people

This girl is just mad because she couldn't handle Obamas huge cock.

Dancing bear going down the hill sounds like a nursery rhyme.

I read your posts as if Hans was actually saying it.

How do I reeeeach theese keeeeds.

What Countach said. I'd rather die from the jump I chose over sitting and waiting for the smoke to fill my lungs. Unless I had a gameboy.

Kinda agree with Samsonite.

Having to fuck a tiny cock. Like really tiny guys. This poor bastards cock is only 2 inches. It doesn't even push the air out of her pussy and make that funny sound.

Its ok. Its by title only. I'm useless.

What about the g g generation?

I don't like your threads taking up the main page, so here's another one.

Memphis is rollin.

The yankees 96 to present are still pretty impressive. I think Chicago secretly put out a fresh team in the third. Detroit didn't know what to do.

Pacific is really flexing their muscles in these playoffs.

Boy is my face red. It seems GS could actually win this series. First time they won in SA since 1997. Take that, says Miami.

This is common knowledge.

Refs had it in for Vancouver the entire time.

What a beautiful game by Chicago. If they can win the series, I'm going to suck Icemans cock. Warriors let that one slip. Now the series is over, unfortunately. I still like Memphis though.

Isles. Wooo! Fleury is an absolutely terrible goalie. What's Therrien going to cry about now? This years Norris nominees are laughable, except maybe Suter. Letang and Subban? I guess pickings are slim after the GOAT retires.

You know there isn't. Unless you're a Spur.

Habs is short for Habitants. Say it in a french accent. Ha bee taunce. They were french settlers who became farmers in what is now Quebec.

Pens lucked out there. I hope Yzerman keeps Fleury far away from Team Canada. Habs just took one on the chin. Fuck Therrien and Ryan White.

Pretty neat.

I'd buy it.

He never chose to go there. I just don't believe he stays. Maybe if they made it to the conference finals. I don't actually believe he'll be a Laker either. Maybe Dallas.

Time for CP3 to come to the Lakers where he belongs. No way he stays a Clipper. Here's hoping Memphis can make some noise.

Only one to pick the Isles. Just sayin. That Vancouver pick looks pretty bad though.

Can I suck your dick?

That hit was as clean as it gets. The refs were scared of the Montreal fans and apparently the nhl front office is too.

Peace out Denver!

Can't just win in regulation? Woo St Louis. Beat those Kings.

Did he die?

I get live jasmine popups when I'm on the live jasmine site.

Their D is pretty suspect too.

This is a good show, but I watch for the babes. Ksenia Solo is a rocket.

I might be crazy for taking the Isles, but I just have a hunch. And I want Pitt to lose more than anybody.

There is women that won't do this. They're called corpses.

It's the exact same. In fact, I've cut off all communication with women and now I just sniff pepper instead.

Seems like that was Howards last game in L.A. Morey is licking his chops. Golden State up 3-1 on Denver. Curry is....really good.