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  1. Ike Stain

    Would you bang dolly parton?

    You say that now, but in the presence of Herself there would be no doubt— you would be putty in her skillful hands.
  2. Ike Stain

    What was the last item you bought and how much did it cost?

    Did I ever tell you I like yer style?
  3. Ike Stain

    What was the last item you bought and how much did it cost?

    Oh shit! I meant wasn't. Freudian slip?
  4. Ike Stain

    Would you bang dolly parton?

    Oh fuck yes. That kind of Sexy knows no age.
  5. Ike Stain

    What was the last item you bought and how much did it cost?

    That's a pretty bad-ass twenty. (If Canada was a communist-socialist country with designs on the eventual annexation of the US, it would be the only currency I would use.)
  6. Ike Stain

    You are the King/Queen of the country. What you say, goes!

    I had to say soccer. We've been the UNs lackies for far too long. Soccer has long been recognized as a plot of the New World Order. Free America! Free America!
  7. Ike Stain

    If your were given the powers of life and death, would you wield them responsibly?

    Re: If your were given the powers of life and death, would you wield them responsibly So you're saying just fuck the who "responsibly" part. That actually takes a huge weight off.
  8. Ike Stain

    AA-12 Hot or Not?

    So I was watching an episode of my favorite youtube show when I saw this beauty. I instantly wanted one. Then I was talking to a friend who was looking for a new home defense system and I said I thought the AA-12 would make a great addition to her toolkit, but her husband said they are...
  9. Ike Stain

    I like the guys who are insanely angry! Is that weird?

    I like the guys who are insanely angry! Is that weird?
  10. Ike Stain

    Ever wanked on a bus, train or plane?

    I like how you're not sure about the Train. (Most people probably don't realize how bad-ass that is.)
  11. Ike Stain

    Straight from the NRA

    Sorry. Context: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?583748-Next-After-Healthcare-Guns-Then-Knives/page2&p=6468819#post6468819 Just trying to clear up a myth going around among some firearm enthusiasts.
  12. Ike Stain

    What would you say is your "dark passenger"?

    My serial wanking. Definitely.
  13. Ike Stain

    Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS flag

    Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS I think I stated this when I wrote they deserve a lot of slack on account of what we ask them to do, and that at the most they deserve to get chewed out. I'd like to think I have some degree of understanding...
  14. Ike Stain

    Where do you place Obama on the Left/Right scale

    But did you see the Obama Drunk Video? It's pretty fucking good. Made me forget all about the NDAA. Anyway, it's the second term when Presidents do the damage. Look at W!
  15. Ike Stain

    What was the last item you bought and how much did it cost?

    A Smith and Wesson Model 29. Cost me about 800 bucks.
  16. Ike Stain

    Where do you place Obama on the Left/Right scale

    You say that like it's a bad thing. I so wanted Obama to be a Socialist. It's very disappointing.
  17. Ike Stain

    Straight from the NRA

    If ya don't believe me, follow the like to the NRA-ILA website. http://www.nraila.org/legislation/federal-legislation/2011/10/internet-rumors-about-cerberus,-freedom.aspx?s=cerberus&st=&ps= This took me literally less than a minute to find.
  18. Ike Stain

    Where do you place Obama on the Left/Right scale

    This is actually kind of interesting because depending on who you talk to you can get wildly different answers.
  19. Ike Stain

    If your were given the powers of life and death, would you wield them responsibly?

    Re: If your were given the powers of life and death, would you wield them responsibly Not for long ;) http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?583748-Next-After-Healthcare-Guns-Then-Knives/page2
  20. Ike Stain

    Next After Healthcare: Guns, Then Knives.

    Look, I didn't mean to insult you. If you look closely at what I wrote, you'll see I was careful not to call you a gun nut, but rather explain why many people might. Although we may disagree about the finer details, I agree with you the importance of the Second Amendment. If you live out in...
  21. Ike Stain

    Next After Healthcare: Guns, Then Knives.

    The victims were the children. Their parents got what they had coming. That's why automatic weapons ain't gonna save you. And guess what? Now they got drones.
  22. Ike Stain

    Next After Healthcare: Guns, Then Knives.

    Yup. They tend to live in places like Indiana and New Hampshire and Texas. Doesn't sound like California is the state for you. You do have an option— move to a state that has gun laws that suit you.
  23. Ike Stain

    Next After Healthcare: Guns, Then Knives.

    The more salient issue may be this: Look at the countries where everyone has fully automatic assault rifles. (Afghanistan springs to mind.) Would you rather live there or in the United States?
  24. Ike Stain

    Would you support "Death Penalty by Challenge"

    Right? It seem like such a waste, strapping a natural born killer to a table when he or she could be out there with one more chance to do what they do best. Instead of flushing millions of taxpayer money on each of the condemned, we could make it into a cash positive endeavor.
  25. Ike Stain

    Next After Healthcare: Guns, Then Knives.

    Yeah, but those could have been "party line" votes. Hilary will be stepping down after this term so I don't expect her to be a player in a second Obama presidency. Last time I checked, no major anti-gun legislation had been passed, and unless the Dems retake the House and Senate by a wide...
  26. Ike Stain

    Would you support "Death Penalty by Challenge"

    Well, it worked for the Romans, and with reality TV being so popular, I just thought, shit, why not. http://www.bartleby.com/196/1.html
  27. Ike Stain

    Ever wanked on a bus, train or plane?

    Only if you "added some cream frosting" as we in the culinary business like to say.
  28. Ike Stain

    am i retarded for not liking this?

    Nope. When you pay you should expect top quality. Most reputable sites (like mine) will give you samples to show you the video quality you can expect. Always check a couple of legitimate review sites before purchasing (http://www.freeones.com/search/?t=3&q=TeasersVOD&sq=). Most of the sites...
  29. Ike Stain

    How Would You Like To Be Adele's Ex-Boyfriend

    Who the fuck is Adele?
  30. Ike Stain

    Next After Healthcare: Guns, Then Knives.

    I'm skeptical only because nothing in Obama's policy so far has led me to believe this is an important issue for him, or even if he's anti-gun. (You guys have been screaming that he's gonna take our guns since he got elected, and for my money, it's just a scam by weapons and ammo manufacturers...
  31. Ike Stain

    what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting limp

    Re: what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting li Just be careful if she has a rash on her face. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?516837-Anyone-know-any-good-remedies-for-S-B-I&p=5757415#post5757415 Personal experience.
  32. Ike Stain

    Senator says life begins at Ejaculation

    Any trauma to the male balls or attempts to get a man to wear a condom would be treated as capital crimes.
  33. Ike Stain

    Have you fucked a woman?

    Good point. I should have specified "sex-fucking" as opposed to all the other myriad kinds.
  34. Ike Stain

    Anyone know if LSD is still available?

    Go peyote. You'll puke at the start, but it really clears away the negativity with that endorphin rush.
  35. Ike Stain

    If your were given the powers of life and death, would you wield them responsibly?

    I'm still kind of on the fence with this one. Let me know what you'd do and please be as specific as possible.
  36. Ike Stain

    Voted for Obama because...

    He had a good run though. We gotta remember to start a banishment pool the next time such a delightful personality appears.
  37. Ike Stain

    Ever wanked on a bus, train or plane?

    That's what I've been saying all week!
  38. Ike Stain

    The World's Tallest Tower.

    Re: The Worlds Tallest Tower. And people complain about my posts! :) Keep up the good work!
  39. Ike Stain

    Voted for Obama because...

    Actually, this is a really good point, and I say not just the black community, but a large swathe of the general pop. Possibly both you and Samuel are racist. Obama, however, has got your back. He's on record there's likely a lot of people voting for him because he is black, and a lot not...
  40. Ike Stain

    Voted for Obama because...

    I voted for him because I knew how much it would piss people off having a black president. ;)
  41. Ike Stain

    Ever wanked on a bus, train or plane?

    I knocked out the bus in 7th grade, (Wendy W________ with the big old _____teses may or may not have known.) The train on a cross-country trip years later out of necessity and several times in Europe because it seemed the thing to do. The plane, however, was probably the best, a largely empty...
  42. Ike Stain

    Ever gotten drunk and whipped out your penis in public?

    What happens in Krakow stays in Krakow, right?
  43. Ike Stain

    What is the best type of sex to get?

    True. Gorillas shoot quick so your ass is largely spared. Pretty much the same with the grizzly but with significantly more organ damage. The thing that makes the lion worst is, even though they have relatively small wangs, they can go a long time. Days. So yeah, I'd have to concur with this...
  44. Ike Stain

    Spartacus: Blood And Sand/Gods Of The Arena

    Full frontal makes the show very good, but the gore makes it great.
  45. Ike Stain

    Seriously...wtf is going on here and who are these chicks?

    Remember the story of Oedipus who stared into the sun and burned out his eyes. There are some things it is better not knowing. Nice pic though!
  46. Ike Stain

    Would you masturbate to a woman who didn't do porn?

    That's actually more common than you think.
  47. Ike Stain

    Would you support "Death Penalty by Challenge"

    Hunted by rich people. Yes. That's what I'm saying.
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