How Would You Like To Be Adele's Ex-Boyfriend

[Mayhem]

I mean, shit! Now, not only is your ex world famous and a soon-to-be gazillionaire, but she gets up in front of the Grammys and tells the world, "This is all thanks to the prick I used to date." Fuckin' Brutal. :stir:

Whoever he is, I hope he manages to stay anonymous. Poor fuckin' guy. :surprise::crying:

 

[websurfer]

I find her pretty attractive but don't like her bad mouthing (cursings) so the answer is no.

 

[LukeEl]

I wouldn't, besides he's probably more happier with his boyfriend George Michael.

 

[Moonchild22]

I wouldn't, besides he's probably more happier with his boyfriend George Michael.

Back to school with you. :nono:


I didn't watch (I was watching people burn zombies), but based on what you say she said, she seems real classy...
Actually, if she said that, then she clearly never got over him. If I were him, I think I'd find it a bit funny, and a bit sad that she considers that the basis for her career. :2 cents:
Alannis Morrisette (however it's spelled) had the same issue. It gave her one successful album and after that she had nothing to write about.

 

[busenbust]

no.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'd rather be her ex-boyfriend than current one.

 

[MrZiggles]

I'm getting a bit sick of all the Adele hype. So she has a good song. Big whoop.

 

[Mayhem]

They had her on 60 Minutes before the Grammys. She (like a lot of women) looks a lot better as herself than in her videos. I was more interested in her after that, than I have been.

 

[Pattheprovo]

well actually she has two. And how could you run outta stuff on the gender divide/relationship angst. they've only been like talking about such things since like forever!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I'm getting a bit sick of all the Adele hype. So she has a good song. Big whoop.

She's moved like a gazillion units already, so she is clearly more than just one hit. She's a brilliant talent, IMO.

As far as looks, she is clearly a bit heavy set, but the talent and that British accent are pretty sexy, IMO.

 

[Mayhem]

Thank God for the slightly heavy. Queen Latifah (I hate her music, but think she's sexy as hell) and now Adele. Keep scoring victories over the skinny chicks. Let talent win over fashion statements. Who wants to light some torches and take to the streets with me?

 

[Ike Stain]

Who the fuck is Adele?

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

I'd rather be her ex-boyfriend than current one.

why not? you'd get to go on cheap dates to burger king every time

 

[Shifty]

She looked great at the Grammy's!

 

[BlueBalls]

To be a soon to be forgotten footnote in the history of 21st century popular music? I'm sure it's more than any of the pathetic mouth breathers who frequent this shit pile of a website will ever amount to.

Plus fat Adele is best Adele And you'd get to be all up in that.

 

[Shifty]

^^ That's Mr. Mouthbreather to you, whore.

Edit - Mr. Whore.

...

 

[Jack Davenport]

She looks like Trisha Yearwood

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

why not? you'd get to go on cheap dates to burger king every time

She could put away a dozen Whopper Jrs though. Even at 99 cents a pop shit adds up. She probably wants a couple o' fries too and a large milkshake. Those fatties do give good head. Always hungry.

 

[DJCowboy]

I heard on the radio a couple months ago that her ex tried to sue her in order to get a percentage of her profits because he felt that without him, she wouldn't be famous