What is the best type of sex to get?

[vodkazvictim]

Silver back sex.

Grizzly sex is a close second.

Never lion sex.

POTW Right here.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

fill up her back end sex

 

[PirateKing]

Sex under the influence of various mind altering substances.
role playing costume sex
Sex in someone else's bathroom
Warming up in the car sex
shower sex
Elevator sex
surprise butt-ooh she likes it-sex
pagan altar sex

 

[guitarnnblack]

The kind when afterwards, you need to take a shower...

 

[PirateKing]

-Office sex
-"I just got into a fistfight to defend my ladies honor" sex
-I just killed a man-ooh she's turned on by the carnage-sex
-Mosh pit sex
-Disney land sex
-sex with a girl I used to be attracted to in high school and just happened to see again while at the local target
-she's certifibiably insane but she's rapidly grinding me while screaming like a banshee, calling me obscene names/insulting my manhood, looking at me with a scary look and doing shit with her hair sex

 

[m.i.l.f_hunter1]

a blowjob

 

[fatman0529]

any

 

[Ike Stain]

Silver back sex.

Grizzly sex is a close second.

Never lion sex.

True. Gorillas shoot quick so your ass is largely spared. Pretty much the same with the grizzly but with significantly more organ damage. The thing that makes the lion worst is, even though they have relatively small wangs, they can go a long time. Days. So yeah, I'd have to concur with this very well thought out answer.

 

[bobjustbob]

http://board.freeones.com/showthrea...-against-a-Lion-Silverback-Gorilla-or-Grizzly

True. Gorillas shoot quick so your ass is largely spared. Pretty much the same with the grizzly but with significantly more organ damage. The thing that makes the lion worst is, even though they have relatively small wangs, they can go a long time. Days. So yeah, I'd have to concur with this very well thought out answer.

No, no, no. You silly guys. This is about sex. Send Roald a piciure of your penis and he will forward it to Petra. After her review she will put up a poll on this thread and the winner gets blue tickets towards free porn.

 

[PirateKing]

kitchen sex while something good is cooking
sex with uh....cake!
haunted house sex

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

What...are you offering then? :jk:

You don't want to know.
You can't handle the kind of sex I'm willing to offer you. :1orglaugh

 

[Briana Lee]

You don't want to know.
You can't handle the kind of sex I'm willing to offer you. :1orglaugh

Hmm, I'm not really into the sex that you can offer me I don't think!