Rooney caught again with hookers

Mickey Rooney's still alive? I'm surprised a 90 year old man has the stamina for hookers. good for him.

8 wives, and 1000's of prostitutes later, the guy is truly an inspiration.

And yes, he should have been cast as Fallout Boy.
 
HOW THE FUCK does Rooney manage to get attractive girls to go to bed with him??

The guy's a fucking horror show, yet it seems girls are ready to jump in the sack as soon as look at him.




I don't understand the female of the species one little bit... :rolleyes::dunno:

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what i don't get if you have a beautifull wife, why you go to an less attractive hooker ...

Completely agree. If you're going to go down in flames, it might as well be banging 10s instead of 4s....

He really is a dumbass.

I hope this means ManU finishes out of the Top 4 :thefinger
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
That story was doing the internet during the World Cup....

But I agree with tunsty - what on earth could women find so appealing about Rooney - or Crouch, Cuntley, Terry, etc. for that matter?

Here's a big clue......:D

 
His life , his desicions, all up to him. .. that's all i have to say...
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Because no matter how hot your wife or gf is, theres a point when you've gone down on her so many times, you get bored of it.

I've got an idea...just don't get married...;)
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I hope he gets everything he has coming to him.
Little white lies are ok if necessary.
Cheating is right out.

it's simply not Cricket :D
 
It should be a interesting Saturday wait and see what songs the away fans sing him and abuse he gets wonder if he will flip again like when he got booed for England in the world cup
 

PirateKing

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I just pictured Andy Rooney fucking in the backseat of his 1922 Ford.

It was not pretty.
Your imagination is way too limited. I just pictured a bukkake gang bang in a bus with Mickey Rooney and Ernest Borgnine.

It was so-so.
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
It should be a interesting Saturday wait and see what songs the away fans sing him and abuse he gets wonder if he will flip again like when he got booed for England in the world cup

Why wait until Saturday? I'm sure the Swiss fans will have a few ditties for tomorrow's match...;)
 
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