I need to find what I can put in my asshole while masturbating tonight

[Death-Proof-69]

just go buy a dildo from your local sex shop or get one online

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

mrtrebus is gay? :dunno: :1orglaugh

He's not gay, he just...ahem...isn't quite like the rest of us.

 

[L3ggy]

He's an odd one.

 

[Petra]

Here's a crazy suggestion...go out and buy a dildo or butt plug? There's plenty for under $20 at the local sex shop.

 

[L3ggy]

Petra, you're like mental! That's so crazy.

 

[monicasilver]

Your other fist

 

[The Joker]

Illegal fireworks that you’re bringing home from Mexico.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

A three bean burrito from Taco Bell.

 

[squallumz]

If this is not your type of thing then just move along. Don't come in here just to be a dick.

:1orglaugh look at mr demandy pants.

pfft!

 

[Fuckin A Skippy]

Aluminum cigar tube ? Lotsa different sizes ?

 

[meesterperfect]

If this is not your type of thing then just move along. Don't come in here just to be a dick.

Anyways I love the feeling of using my own finger and putting it in my ass while masturbating but I now want to use an object. Any suggestions? I used the end of an old toothbrush once and that did the job but I don't have tht toothbrush anymore.

I think I'll be moving along now

 

[merc88]

would you happen to have a tennis raquet? if you use lots of lube and a condom and take extra precaution of how deep you go, you won't regret it.

 

[vodkazvictim]

GregCentauro, is that you?

 

[tartanterrier]

You could try a red hot poker The memories would be everlasting

 

[dickie__]

would you happen to have a tennis raquet? if you use lots of lube and a condom and take extra precaution of how deep you go, you won't regret it.

You mean the handle end, right?

 

[lurkingdirk]

You mean the handle end, right?

Well, then I did it wrong.
damn.

 

[Shifty]

I had to return four serves with Dirk's face.

I hope they let me back in the club.

 

[alexpnz]

I had to return four serves with Dirk's face.

I hope they let me back in the club.

Was your racket brown?

 

[merc88]

i hope that was sarcasm. but yes, the handle end.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

you should boil up some potatoes, purchase some pvc pipe and a can of aerosol spray, and launch said potatoes to the moon. i would suggest a spotter...