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nina dobrev

this is not a truely bad one but still, my worst. 12 years old with a new g/f, we'd been together for 2 weeks. the day before valentines day i find out not form her but her friend that she has dumped me and now is dating another guy. valentines day fell on a school day so i walked in and a...

like most days i get knocked down, but i get up again. never gonna keep me down.

skin diamond

describe the girl

i concur

i dont get it. is it funny b/c asians dont normally have large tits?

been there

....i wish i had me some pet dragons. then id show em

Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!

establishments still have the right to serve to who ever they wish and on a business stand point she did the right thing. very few patrons want to be sitting and drinking with openly displayed firearms. plus once the word goes around that they are cops even fewer are going to want that 3rd...

skyfall

milk.... chocolate milk!

its that kind of crap that would bring out the psychotic in me. i would have stopped talking all together and just stared menacingly and when she left i would have called out "im on break" and followed her for hour or two.

toy story 2

"wreck it ralph" - was a rollercoaster of emotions

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx which direction do the toilets flow down there?

recently ive been into rpg games and havent found many beyond world of war craft games i did stumble on to this http://www.v3.battleofthevalley.com/register.php?REF=494 but was wondering if anyone knows of any out there?

http://www.v3.battleofthevalley.com/register.php?REF=494

lol thats fucking awesome

ouch right in the pikachus

whats wrong with the picture? shes got a cold sore on her bottom lip

germany v. usa???

Meg: Mom guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad Stewie: Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!

"shut up, meg!!"

tommy vercetti

registartion of trophy information could not be completed - anyone been getting this message when trying to load a game today. its been happening to me all day ive been trying to load assassins creed 2 but i kept getting this message. i even went as far as to delete the game and reboot it and...

if she looks dirty wear a condom, if she looks like shes carrying the plague then find another to stick it in

lily thai

here here!

...and he lets his grandma run errands in that car

"i wonder if hes noticed my tie"

that old fuck has his own fetish of kicking girls in the ass, i bet he does to everyone

talk about skull fucking

any one remember mimi from the drew carey show

well if traci lords ever did... she'd be the youngest for sure

ive given up on these assholes. Nothing is getting done. lets just get rid of all of them (reps and dems) and start over.

about a year ago i downloaded this game "bonetown" on pc (you can order the cd as well) and its was like a mixture of leisure suit larry, gta but with actual fucking. the premise of the game is to get your balls bigger and you do that by completing missions and fucking fat chicks eventually...

dont worry i they lost on purpose, it gives canada a better seeding

wtf is that thing? it looks like dr.zoidberg from futurama

i hate all the lines from a waterparks to the BMV, it feels like ive wasted a 1/8 of my life just waiting and making pointless smalltalk with the person next to you

at least the above will still get an abortion, id rather fuck a beast then get stuck with an whiny little shit who tells me i cant grow weed, but i can own a gun.

im guessing that was one of jay lenos stupid newspaper clipping, i hope that guy gets a bullet to his junk, what a douche

ice fishing

hated the movie so i know il hate the game

delta white

watched the fifth element last night and man was that awesome i had forgotten how cool that movie was plus mila jovovich is fine as hell

its a "miracle" b/c it was a major upset it would be like if george mason had actually won the national title that year they went to the final four. but the whole thing is just another upset in the eyes of all other countries and it shouldn't be as a big of a deal in the minds of americans...